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Tips for driving in Polish cities [29]
tip 975 - do not show courtesy to other drivers. it is taken as a sign of weakness that will be exploited
tip 976 - do not stop for pedestrians waiting at zebra crossings. they will look at you as if you are some kind of devient wanting to mow them down as soon as they step out
tip 977 - try and get a polish licence if you can. it has 24 points on it that are yours to do as you please with. they will be renewed next year. make use of them
tip 978 - when cleaning your car at the car wash take as long as you like. dont let the short haired thug in a big 4x4 intimidate you with honks or bad looks.
tip 979 - if the maniac who has been trying to overtake you like a nutter finally gets in front of you, slams on his brakes and jumps out the car to have a go at you, pretend you cant hear him, becon him closer then open your door really quickly, smack him in the head and drive off promptly.
works every time
tip 980 - carry at least half a dozen eggs to hurl at idiots you encounter on the road. it relieves tension and will make you a safer driver
tip 981 - treat people with the respect they deserve. if they are driving like a kuhnt, treat them like a kuhnt. it will help restore a natural order to things and everyone will know where they stand
