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Swimming certificate/bribing the bureaucrats in Poland [13]
In my travels across communist Poland 20-30 years ago I discovered that any brick-wall the bureaucracy placed in my path would magically disappear when a dollar or pound was slipped into someone's hand. Suddenly, yes, there WAS a seat or a couchette for me on a train, or a table in a restaurant, that two seconds earlier was "full up".
Staying with close friends they told me that I would not be allowed to swim in a public pool, take out a kayak, etc without a passcard that proved I had passed a swimming test. As a foreigner, of course I didn't have such a thing but I got around it four times by slipping a couple of dollars or pounds to the person in charge (pool ticket clerk, lifeguard etc). In those days a US $ was worth 1,000 to 1,500zl.
Do you still have to have a swimming pass, and if so how can I get around the problem now? I don't know what/how/whether I need to bribe anymore, now that there is no Black Market currency market.
Your rather old-fashioned and out-of-touch Helena