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Why is Poland so slow; it takes a lot of time to arrange anything here [53]
AHAHA...I had the avocado problem just last week. I buy them regularly at the same shop and was a bit confused when she asked me if it was a "gruszka" (pear).
Hmmm...well I guess it is kind of shaped like a pear. MAYBE A F@$!ING PETRIFIED, BUMPY, DARK GREEN GUACAMOLE PEAR you tool! (I didn't say that but thought it with my most furious thought voice since I am such a bad a$$)
But...as we often do when reflecting I thought hmmmm..."pears ARE cheaper so I should just start saying it is a pear"
Sometimes you have to take the "charm" (I think it is Latin for "moronicstupidness") of Poland and make it work for you.