News / 7 Poles in a Fiat Uno? [38]


Ha....perhaps its possible with all the tools luggage , spare wheel and whatever removed......but it was definatly overcrowded in there....Are you sure its not Landrover that seats ten , my 110 Landrover can take ten easily , the Rangie is pretty full with five people in....

Feedback / Admin... we need bigger mail boxes... [30]

I could do with a bigger mail box too.....If the postman brings a parcel . and i am not in i have to go to the post office to collect it.....If i had a bigger mailbox he could stuff it in there.....What other great services do Polish forums offer...?????

Love / How Many Dates Before Sex in Poland? [86]


Tried it like that....can,t get the condom to stay on......

Love / Confused, a Polish girl disappeared after I talked and danced to her [44]


I discovered it meant she needed her car fixing....and wanted me to buy the parts.....she did the having babies thing with her boyfriend....or one of the other mugs....

News / 7 Poles in a Fiat Uno? [38]

Once rescued some Poles in trouble back in the UK.....drove to my house with ten people in a Rangerover......

News / What's your favorite Polish political party? [13]

I would definatly take the Pis party.......

Love / Confused, a Polish girl disappeared after I talked and danced to her [44]

I just returned from a Zlot ( motorcycle rally ) while i was there i danced with lots of lovely girls , seemed to be getting on great with them , then at some point they would simply dissapear.....Some of them i later saw with their boyfriends , others i guess just went home without saying anything.....I have got used to this , it may not be normal for all Polish girls , but for quite a lot i think.....

Love / Palm Readers: Do polish girls go out with them??? [21]


But if he wasn,t rich , how many girls would go for him.....?

Love / Palm Readers: Do polish girls go out with them??? [21]

Does anybody.....?

Work / Americans teaching english...your help please! [51]


Been there...done that....got the tee shirt.....!!!

Work / Americans teaching english...your help please! [51]

I once poured 10 pints of beer into a dyke......she still said no tho.......!!!!

History / Pope John Paul II tried to prevent that Polish politics batray Serbians?! [22]

He should be on a Serb forum , where people might be interested in all this stuff.....I suspect that most here are not.....

History / Pope John Paul II tried to prevent that Polish politics batray Serbians?! [22]

Who cares.....????

UK, Ireland / British car with 3 wheels... [45]


Sometimes called...the three pin plug....

Love / Polish men and Filipino women [73]


Is it true they are reported to have to largest penis,s in all of Europe...or is that just a myth.....

Love / Polish men and Filipino women [73]


Strange that...just ten kms down the road they won,t touch anybody thats not from Manilla......

Love / Polish men and Filipino women [73]


Seems she had a narrow escape from the Krakow strangler....put his scarf round her neck , but got distracted before he could do his worst.....

Genealogy / Could you help me recognize this guy from krakaw,poland? [21]

The Police already have his picture....he is known as the Krakow strangler.....

Food / Kiełbasa - What can I do with it to make it taste nice? [14]

There is more than one kind of Polish sausage...you should try a few till you find one you like.....i love them grilled over an open fire with a bit of mustard and some bread....not forgetting the Polish beer.....

UK, Ireland / British car with 3 wheels... [45]


No again i,m afraid..the bubble car was yet another way to get the world mobile after the war when nobody had any money , and metal was in short supply....The most well known of the bubble cars were made by Heinkel and Messerschmitt , yes the same peeps that made the German fighters of the second war....The Heinkel trapped many a new owner in their garages the first time they drove it....into the garage at home...up to the wall...then you discover that first of all the door of your new machine is at the front..and opens forward...the second thing you discover is...it does not have a reverse gear...ooopsss.....

UK, Ireland / British car with 3 wheels... [45]

When it went to court the magistrate dismissed the case as he didn,t believe the Police estimate that the thing was clocking 60 mph when it crashed....they could not be certain of course as nobody had ever gone over 25 mph in one , so there was no record of how long a skid mark it would make.....It made the local papers , and confirmed our parents belief that we were all nutters.....We did try to rebuild the thing with a stronger front wheel and more power , but my mates parents set the thing on fire for our own safety...pity ...we could have beaten the space shuttle by lots of years.....

UK, Ireland / British car with 3 wheels... [45]


They had tiller steering rather than a normal steering wheel , very odd.....a mate of mine with too much time on his hands put a Kawasaki engine in one he got from his uncle......four of us were in the thing going at rather a silly speed when the front wheel collapsed.....The hospital staff who treated us didn,t believe our tale of what happed........untill the Police who found the wreckage in a ditch turned up at the hospital with note books and pens at the ready......well your honour it was like this........

UK, Ireland / British car with 3 wheels... [45]


No...there was a three wheel car made for disabled people , but it was not the Reliant robin...the Reliant robin was made to cater for those who wanted a car but had not passed a car test...you could drive it on a motorcycle licence.....The three whell disabled vehicle was another animal altogether , horrid blue and white things that had a two stroke motorcycle engine....bloody death traps.....

Work / Americans teaching english...your help please! [51]

In Uk a dyke is a low wall holding back an area of water....In USA it is a woman in comfortable shoes.....

Work / Americans teaching english...your help please! [51]

I remember telling an American friend that if she was not up early to meet me i would knock her up , meaning i would knock on her door till she woke up.....of course in USA to knock somebody up is to get them pregnant.....she was a little suprised at my forwardness as we had only just met.....!!!!

Work / Americans teaching english...your help please! [51]


Its easy enough to understand each other , but there are a lot of differences....

USA... trunk......UK....car boot
USA.....hood.....UK....bonnet
USA....fender......UK.....bumper
USA....windshield.....UK....windscreen....
USA....sidewalk.....UK....pavement.....
USA.....elevator.....UK....lift.....

The list is endless.....like you i don,t have a problem , as i have lived in the USA......and most Brits are familiar with the USA language as we see so many American films in the UK....

Work / Americans teaching english...your help please! [51]

I have an American dictionary here that a friend in USA sent me....trust me...its not English language.....

Work / Americans teaching english...your help please! [51]


USA....bum.....is a tramp...UK.....its an arse....
USA....tramp....is a prostitute.....UK...its a homeless person...
USA....fanny....is an arse....UK....its a vagina....Shall i go on.....

Work / Americans teaching english...your help please! [51]

I never yet met an American who could speak English....let alone teach it....!!!! Only kidding guys , but it is a different language.....

Feedback / What if Polishforums would not exist? [50]

If it didn,t exist....it would be nessesary to invent it....Somebody famous said that....no not me....