krysia
25 Mar 2009
krysia
25 Mar 2009
krysia
21 Mar 2009
Love / What is the best car to impress a Polish girl? [60]
And when this baby is born to this silicone breasted woman, he starts thinking:
"Hmmm yum yum, lotsa milk".
So he starts sucking and sucking then spits it all out and cries "Yuk! salty milk!"
And the woman looks at her flat breast "cholera jasna"
And when this baby is born to this silicone breasted woman, he starts thinking:
"Hmmm yum yum, lotsa milk".
So he starts sucking and sucking then spits it all out and cries "Yuk! salty milk!"
And the woman looks at her flat breast "cholera jasna"
krysia
21 Mar 2009
News / Some Poles burning American flag [299]
It depends if you ask a stupid American or a smart one. So you might get a stupid answer.
But even though the war is over a long time ago, the US goverment is letting in thousands of Laotian mountain people into the US, giving them and their families of 12-20 kids, free housing and money in exchange for fighting alongside the US soldiers in the Vietnam war.
Why was America in Vietnam anyway? I know the real answer but I wanna hear some Americans give their side.
It depends if you ask a stupid American or a smart one. So you might get a stupid answer.
But even though the war is over a long time ago, the US goverment is letting in thousands of Laotian mountain people into the US, giving them and their families of 12-20 kids, free housing and money in exchange for fighting alongside the US soldiers in the Vietnam war.
krysia
20 Mar 2009
Language / Help with pronunciation of Gorecki Symphony [41]
Nyeh gy-vee nye tra-tsom na-jay-ee
the g is soft like in the word "genre"
Niech żywi nie tracą nadziei
Nyeh gy-vee nye tra-tsom na-jay-ee
the g is soft like in the word "genre"
krysia
20 Mar 2009
News / Some Poles burning American flag [299]
Yeah, who really cares?? Lol. If they enjoy burning flags to keep them warm or because they are too rich and can afford burning material, who the hell cares?? lol
So what is the big deal?
Yeah, who really cares?? Lol. If they enjoy burning flags to keep them warm or because they are too rich and can afford burning material, who the hell cares?? lol
krysia
20 Mar 2009
Love / What is the best car to impress a Polish girl? [60]
They do try it, then the guys treat them like dirt, so they have evolved to become biatches to defend themselves. Survival of the fittest. :)
They do try it, then the guys treat them like dirt, so they have evolved to become biatches to defend themselves. Survival of the fittest. :)
krysia
20 Mar 2009
News / Some Poles burning American flag [299]
One time there was a fire in America and it burned down the whole house with a Polish flag in it. Next day in the news: Americans burning Polish flag.
One time there was a fire in America and it burned down the whole house with a Polish flag in it. Next day in the news: Americans burning Polish flag.
krysia
20 Mar 2009
Love / What is the best car to impress a Polish girl? [60]
OK. More silicone, here it comes!
women should try to "impress" men a bit more than they do.
OK. More silicone, here it comes!
krysia
20 Mar 2009
krysia
12 Mar 2009
USA, Canada / Getting married in Poland for a USA citizen [10]
Oops, I saw the name Ania in your avatar, thought you were female. I appologize.
1. You will need your actual birth certificate which has to be translated by a certified translator
2. You will need a certificate stating that you are free to marry,
with your name,
birthdate,
status,
address,
father's name,
mother's name including her maiden name
and somekind of sentence stating that: the person X who is a citizen of X is able to marry Polish citizen - name
all translated into Polish by certified translator
3. Passport
If you don't speak Polish you will need the presence of a certified translator in court
Hope that helps :)
Oops, I saw the name Ania in your avatar, thought you were female. I appologize.
1. You will need your actual birth certificate which has to be translated by a certified translator
2. You will need a certificate stating that you are free to marry,
with your name,
birthdate,
status,
address,
father's name,
mother's name including her maiden name
and somekind of sentence stating that: the person X who is a citizen of X is able to marry Polish citizen - name
all translated into Polish by certified translator
3. Passport
If you don't speak Polish you will need the presence of a certified translator in court
Hope that helps :)
krysia
12 Mar 2009
Language / Du ju spik polisz? [21]
You should here the Chicago Polish. Poles don't want to learn english, so they form their own language, example:
Na kornerze stoi moja kara. (My car is parked on the corner)
Brudne karpety. (Dirty carpets)
You should here the Chicago Polish. Poles don't want to learn english, so they form their own language, example:
Na kornerze stoi moja kara. (My car is parked on the corner)
Brudne karpety. (Dirty carpets)
krysia
12 Mar 2009
USA, Canada / Getting married in Poland for a USA citizen [10]
You will first need the Ok from the Polish courts and then set up a time. That will take about 1-2 months. You will of course need to show your passport and birth certificate. Remember however that if you want him to come to the US with you, you will need to apply for a spousal immigration visa. And that has to be done in the US. You can't apply for it from Poland. He will not be able to come with you untill he gets that visa, which could take 6-9 months, or even longer. It is an immigration visa and it takes longer to get than a fiance visa because they do extensive background checks and require all the shots.
It would be quicker to apply for a fiance visa then marry him in the US.
You will first need the Ok from the Polish courts and then set up a time. That will take about 1-2 months. You will of course need to show your passport and birth certificate. Remember however that if you want him to come to the US with you, you will need to apply for a spousal immigration visa. And that has to be done in the US. You can't apply for it from Poland. He will not be able to come with you untill he gets that visa, which could take 6-9 months, or even longer. It is an immigration visa and it takes longer to get than a fiance visa because they do extensive background checks and require all the shots.
It would be quicker to apply for a fiance visa then marry him in the US.
krysia
11 Mar 2009
Life / Homosexuals in Poland / Hands off (PETITION) [797]
Let gays be gay, but keep it to themselves.
Who cares why they stick that thing into another man. It's their personal life which many people don't want to know about.
Let gays be gay, but keep it to themselves.
Who cares why they stick that thing into another man. It's their personal life which many people don't want to know about.
krysia
11 Mar 2009
Life / Homosexuals in Poland / Hands off (PETITION) [797]
You are so right on that. The gay advocates try to convince that every child should learn that thinking it will benefit the gays in the future but all it will do is cause confusion and more hatred. It doesn't matter who likes who, but it does matter when publicly teaching how it is done, confusing the young mind into thinking that everybody does it with the same sex. Some people still have some morality left. This is a personal choice and should not be forced upon anyone.
Parents should not be forced into having such conversations with their young children only because some gay agenda advocates have decided for everyone that young kids need to be exposed to this.
It is wrong and schools are not the place for it. Everyone should contact their children’s school administrator and voice their displeasure.
It is wrong and schools are not the place for it. Everyone should contact their children’s school administrator and voice their displeasure.
You are so right on that. The gay advocates try to convince that every child should learn that thinking it will benefit the gays in the future but all it will do is cause confusion and more hatred. It doesn't matter who likes who, but it does matter when publicly teaching how it is done, confusing the young mind into thinking that everybody does it with the same sex. Some people still have some morality left. This is a personal choice and should not be forced upon anyone.
krysia
11 Mar 2009
Food / Polish dishes that could be prepared on Slow cooker? [14]
2-4 hours if set on high, 4-6 if on low. Depending how you like them.
Yeah, you add water. You can also add some pickle juice to jazz it up.
No, but I have a BIG imagination
You put them in a slowcooker for how long?
Do you add water?
Do you add water?
2-4 hours if set on high, 4-6 if on low. Depending how you like them.
Yeah, you add water. You can also add some pickle juice to jazz it up.
Do you know what that looks like, krysia?
No, but I have a BIG imagination
krysia
11 Mar 2009
Food / Polish dishes that could be prepared on Slow cooker? [14]
slow cooked hot dogs just burst in your mouth.
slow cooked hot dogs just burst in your mouth.
krysia
11 Mar 2009
Food / Polish dishes that could be prepared on Slow cooker? [14]
You don't have to, but you can if you want that grilled flavor
You don't have to, but you can if you want that grilled flavor
krysia
9 Mar 2009
Love / Do Polish men have a problem with Tatto's on women? [47]
lol.
she looks a little freakish to me.
lol.
krysia
9 Mar 2009
Love / I need some advice about a Polish young lady. [21]
She is brainwashed and you have to unbrainwash her.
Your job is to go do fun things with her and subconciously undo the harm they did to her by pointing out the stupidy of their belief. It will take some time but everytime she says something about this religion, you contradict her, it will sink into her mind even if you think she doesn't listen. It takes but a seed to make a tree. You plant this little seed into her silly little brain and help it grow and nurture this seed by properply steering her in the right direction.
Have fun!
She is brainwashed and you have to unbrainwash her.
Your job is to go do fun things with her and subconciously undo the harm they did to her by pointing out the stupidy of their belief. It will take some time but everytime she says something about this religion, you contradict her, it will sink into her mind even if you think she doesn't listen. It takes but a seed to make a tree. You plant this little seed into her silly little brain and help it grow and nurture this seed by properply steering her in the right direction.
Have fun!
krysia
9 Mar 2009
Love / Do Polish men have a problem with Tatto's on women? [47]
Yeah, who cares if they have a problem. If you love someone it shouldn't matter what the woman looks likes, unless it's a shallow guy and goes for the looks only which fade away with time anyway.
Yeah, who cares if they have a problem. If you love someone it shouldn't matter what the woman looks likes, unless it's a shallow guy and goes for the looks only which fade away with time anyway.
krysia
9 Mar 2009
Life / MEN'S DAY and FEMALE CHAUVINIST SWINE? Situation in Poland. [46]
Women are way too pampered in Poland. We don't have women's day in the US, Valentine's day is observed by both men and women, doors are open to whoever is behind you, everyone retires at the same age, unlike in Poland, where women retire earlier than men and also in Poland women can have a year of maternity leave while in the US we are lucky to get 6 weeks and in a divorce the woman in Poland usually gets the children, unlike in the US they give men an equal share which is not good because many men don't know how to care for a baby and they can't nurse.
Being a woman in Poland must be nice :)
Women are way too pampered in Poland. We don't have women's day in the US, Valentine's day is observed by both men and women, doors are open to whoever is behind you, everyone retires at the same age, unlike in Poland, where women retire earlier than men and also in Poland women can have a year of maternity leave while in the US we are lucky to get 6 weeks and in a divorce the woman in Poland usually gets the children, unlike in the US they give men an equal share which is not good because many men don't know how to care for a baby and they can't nurse.
Being a woman in Poland must be nice :)
krysia
7 Mar 2009
USA, Canada / Good job for Polish in USA [34]
I knew a Polish woman who was in the US for 7 years, never learned the language then went back to Poland because she couldn't communicate with anybody. She was cleaning "domki". When she went back to Poland she was very happy. After a while she started complaining she only makes $50zl. a day while in America she made 300zl. a day. and now wishes she was back.
Too bad Poles think of America as only dollars. There is so much to see but they aren't interested in that. They only see money, and money isn't everything.
I knew a Polish woman who was in the US for 7 years, never learned the language then went back to Poland because she couldn't communicate with anybody. She was cleaning "domki". When she went back to Poland she was very happy. After a while she started complaining she only makes $50zl. a day while in America she made 300zl. a day. and now wishes she was back.
Too bad Poles think of America as only dollars. There is so much to see but they aren't interested in that. They only see money, and money isn't everything.
krysia
4 Mar 2009
UK, Ireland / Friends married in Poland but now divorce. Can they divorce in the UK? [12]
If they were married in Poland, it has to be done in Poland. All the information has to be filed in Poland. The Polish Embassy might help with the process.
If they were married in Poland, it has to be done in Poland. All the information has to be filed in Poland. The Polish Embassy might help with the process.
krysia
3 Mar 2009
krysia
3 Mar 2009
Love / Looking for ideal place in Poznan to propose to my girlfriend. [14]
Poznan has many beautiful spots, you have to go look by yourself and chose a place that will inspire you. Is it your future and you have to decide where that special place will be. When you get there go for a drive, take a cab or a bus and go to see the sights and once you fall in love with that perfect place then you will know that is it.
There is the Ratusz, Waga, catherdral as well as many romantic restaurants. But you have to see and pick yourself.
where for example
Poznan has many beautiful spots, you have to go look by yourself and chose a place that will inspire you. Is it your future and you have to decide where that special place will be. When you get there go for a drive, take a cab or a bus and go to see the sights and once you fall in love with that perfect place then you will know that is it.
There is the Ratusz, Waga, catherdral as well as many romantic restaurants. But you have to see and pick yourself.
krysia
3 Mar 2009
krysia
3 Mar 2009
News / Most important invention made in Poland [53]
Polski Owczarek Nizinny (PON) and the Polski Owczarek Podhalanski (Polish Tatra dog) both are now AKC in the US
Polski Owczarek Nizinny (PON) and the Polski Owczarek Podhalanski (Polish Tatra dog) both are now AKC in the US
krysia
3 Mar 2009
krysia
3 Mar 2009
News / Most important invention made in Poland [53]
sand-paper toilet paper and paid toilets. And why do the toilets have that shelf in them, so the poop looks up at you?
My mind is in da gutter...
sand-paper toilet paper and paid toilets. And why do the toilets have that shelf in them, so the poop looks up at you?
My mind is in da gutter...