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2-week vacation in Poland - it was awesome! Culture shock interesting. [29]
I never had to pay to use any toilet, nor did I see anyplace that actually charged for the use of the toilet.
Not everyone will want to read this. It is, however, worth it for a laugh at my expense.
I did find a toilet where you could get a ticket from the nearby bar in the town square, so you didn't have to pay.
I had been drinking and couldn't hold on for a toilet in a pub, so I asked for my ticket, and to the toilet I went.
I gave the lady my ticket and proceeded to the urinal.
It took a few moments for me to realise how many plumbers have left Poland since joining the EU.
There was a urinal. There was a downpipe. The was another pipe almost parallel to the floor that disppeared through the wall.
However, not all of these pipes were joined together, with the result that my brand new pair of shoes received an unexpected christening.
As soon as I realised, I couldn't help bursting into laughter.
A mate of mine in the cubicle didn't know at that moment why I was laughing, but laughter can be infectious.
By the time we left, the only one not laughing was the lady at the way in who took my ticket.
She should have been happy I was laughing, rather than shouting at her.
All other toilets I have experienced in Poland I have found to be at least satisfactory.