How do I make a Polish girl cry?
i have a few ideas:
Tell her you don't have any money.
Pour all her vodka down the sink.
Tell her you're a Jew.
Send saucy txts to her sister/mother/best friend.
Make fun of her native tongue and mock the way she speaks English (repeat all the mistakes she ever made and laugh out loud).
Tell her her dad looks like Borat.
Make her eat steak and kidney pie.
SHOW HER YOUR LITTLE WILLY!