How do I make a Polish girl cry?

Tell her that you don't love her and say that she doesn't meet the criteria for a princess ;) ;)

Seriously, why would you want to be that cruel?

that's the worst thing you can hear from a guy you love... :/

Exactly, pgtx, that's why I would never say sth as cruel and calculating as that.

Oh, was it cry of joy? Well, there are quite a few ways of doing that ;)

tell her that last night you were sleeping with Perfect girl ;)
it works X) lol

How do I make a Polish girl cry?

Tell her you think her brother's hot?

marry her

Just beat the crap out of her. Then she will cry.

>^..^<

M-G (stupid topic anyway - why would you want to make a woman cry?)

in ecstasy, in ecstasy M-G

I-S (stupid posts rather )

Take away her cabbage :) :)

put her handbag on the ground...!

Just look at the way the South African police treated those Dutch young ladies for wearing an orange dress...Then you know how to make a girl cry.

>^..^<

M-G (still thinks that action is more than ridiculous - who could have sth against 30 gorgeous young ladies supporting a team?)

no!!! a purse/handbag cannot... i repeat! cannot lay on the ground! are you crazy...????

how about wild and passionate sex?

Let she smile and cry in the same time

Probably...!

Don't say that. I am heavily in love with pgtx :)))

>^..^<

M-G (go North Corea!)

don't be lame, Crow...

??? This is redundant.. if they don't "go" they will have their balls electrocuted.

P-P (Ouch)

No reaction at all? Tsk!


I said I will support NC for the rest of their games, and so I am doing this.

>^..^<

M-G (will think twice next time he declares his love...Go North Corea!)

or stuff you with it!
do you have an obsession ?

ah i found it! :)
how can you be 'heavily in love'? what does it mean? ;)

Poor kitty :(

Married! (note ball-and-chain attached firmly to ankle) ;-)

i have a few ideas:
Tell her you don't have any money.
Pour all her vodka down the sink.
Tell her you're a Jew.
Send saucy txts to her sister/mother/best friend.
Make fun of her native tongue and mock the way she speaks English (repeat all the mistakes she ever made and laugh out loud).
Tell her her dad looks like Borat.
Make her eat steak and kidney pie.
SHOW HER YOUR LITTLE WILLY!

;D ;D

Are Polish girls heavy drinkers? Weird. My best friend is Polish I will have to tell her that sh'e not LOL

Hide her cigarettes, lol :D

no more than any other girls, but then i dunno what i would do if somebody poured my cytrynowka down the sink ;D. i'm just mocking the stereotype of Polish people being heavy drinkers, don't worry, your gf's not a closet alccy lol.

another thing that will make a Polish girl cry: Tell her you hate Polish food lol.

suggest that she is not good looking, smart, and try to disagree with her with something strongly in a sensitive moment ;)

so what is the point being with her in the first place?

:)

What is this ? Anything good ;)


Nah, thats universal thingy me thinks

Just be yourself - i.e. sit on her face and fart then calmly ask her if she could lend you 100 quid.