Life / Reasons for moving to Poland [291]

Just practise your left hook

Only once he's got rid of his slice. Shares in Chiquita (Sports Division) are soaring apparently. :)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Condolences Lotkers mate.

the jungle somewhere

Surviving the jungle intact is testament enough to the man your friend was mate; returning voluntarily speaks even more eloquently. Granddad's reluctant Burma reminiscences were an education in themselves.

A striking tribute Lotkers to a friend gone to his eternal reward. We all hope you're doing as well as can be expected. :)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Could a kind moderator split gtd's post off in to its own thread? It will no doubt generate a gastric discussion and Lotker's thread doesn't need to become lost in the ensuing vitriol. :)

TIA

History / History of European and Poland's anti-semitism [192]

- Can you already STOP!! With the Jews...
WHO CARES?!

Anyone who cares to leaf lazily through your profile, paying particular notice to the latest threads and replies section may come to the conclusion that you do. But we all know better. :)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

Men in Cork are sweet

but women in Gingham have more bite but a gooey centre. :)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

gambler as well..tut, tut

Getting about like that does predispose you to gambling everytime you go to get a scratchcard yes and a Wisden. :)

Off-Topic / PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]

All I can say is that he/she uses a lot of commas

I did, feel, a little, Shatnerian, while I, was, reading it. I do have to admit.

PF: The Lonely Frontier

These are the ramblings of Analysis Team Szarlotka
Their sporadic mission to explore strange new posts
To seek out new angles, new interpretations
To boldly summarise what we all missed before.

Edit: Forgot my capitalisation.

News / 10,000 ISRAELIS READY TO CLAIM FOR POLISH CITIZENSHIP AND POLISH LAND! [628]

trying to create an argument on how I spell a word, over how you think it should be spelled.Kind of a P****y

Doctor Johnson I presume? :)

UK, Ireland / What do Polish people think about Wales and Welsh people? [191]

Sometimes I forget that people do not pick up ironic nuances on here.

Attention where quiet important sounds become louder than the overwhelming everyday noise. How can we forget the ever present cocktail party syndrome and the submariner's daughter telling him life's always better down where it's wetter and so on. :) We know you cannot be serious but we don't want to give others the wrong impression. That was meant to be MacEnroe, you cheeky <expletive deleted> :)

This thread was started in reaction to another similarly titled thread about the English or the Polish

Ah I hadn't noticed that thread, that will teach me to have a sebaceous, ugh, septic uggh sabbatical... Best to steer clear of such craziness is my motto but well we all like Bergerac. :)

UK, Ireland / What do Polish people think about Wales and Welsh people? [191]

It is a shithole

Wow sounds serious Ianto.

I believe Wrexham is worse

Ahh I see I think maybe. :) Is this one of those opinions again? Sorry to ask but it seems that you may be confusing them with facts?

Os as you are one of our PF regulars, Premium no less, and your replies may well be taken literally or at least seriously, may I please ask

Do you have direct knowledge of this?

It's a bit worrying and hoping to sort out the fud from the facts :)

I am Welsh and of course I think we are lovely.

:) You're not alone. Though some days it felt like it. Fond memories from my time your side of the border. Smiling to myself as the croeso i gymru sign flashed past after a long day. Halcyon days. :)

Off-Topic / Do politicians need to speak a foreign language? [15]


youtube.com/watch?v=P6Cu9187tCY

Amuse-toi bien

Genealogy / GITLER... is it Polish surname? [30]

Google is your friend.

I just did a search. This is a quote from the first page I found:


Now that's just an internet source and you know how to treat the validity of said, but maybe it's a starting point for you. :)

News / Polish & other children legally stolen from their parents in Germany [82]

legally stolen.

Is that like illegally driving within the speed limit. :)

Polonia / Ever been to Sweden? [185]

That was Ian "I thought Jimmy went to Iceland" Krankie wasn't it.

Polonia / Ever been to Sweden? [185]

Lived in Stockholm for about 6 months, give or take. Lovely place shame it was so expensive and the people were mainly tuned into mig.fm. Nonetheless had an enjoyable stay. :)

Language / Polish Lessons Units [189]

Only just noticed this thread. Great work. Hands on is what's needed yep.
Reading about where to position your tongue sounds good but i've found taking it straight from the horse's mouth can't be beaten. Yep still in the foothills here mate.

Base camp one in sight then. :)

Love / Polish Girls vs Russian Girls [813]


Well quite. Look at Rowan Williams, it's even written into his contract. Cheeky Monkey.

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


Churchill

He was selling the Londoners car insurance. Clever swine. He obviously knew about the impending congestion charges

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]

oh i'm sure that you've met southern on a <insert favourite method of public transport here matron> already J, you just don't remember it yet. :)

He's a one man banned. I never knew Admin was Italian Luigi.

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


My aren't we the presumptious one.



Taken from: HeThinksIWantARelationshipButIAlreadyHaveABoyfriend.com

Love / Why are Polish women so sexy ? [390]

I'm getting tired just thinking about all of southern's antics. He's only one man. All I get on a european train are badly made sandwiches. I think I need a lie down.

O. Michael Estorol.

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


Finally. Good sense has arrived. I knew this thread was missing something. Well, I tried, but I think I was talking to myself. Lust is blind i suppose.

Paul or is it Saul has sent me a postcard from Damascus.

Having a blinding time, write more when I arrive.

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


Reading always helps. Almost.

It wasn't aimed at you, sorry if I hit a nerve collaterally. :)

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]

Do you realise you ran 7 stop signs whilst your overactive imagination was running out of control sir?

But she smiled at me and she kept looking at me. What else was I supposed to do I even asked her out and everything but she's married. She still wants me though.

Of course she does sir.

Can you just blow into this please.

<one long continuous blow>

I'm going to have to confiscate that imagination of yours if you keep on. :)

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


Operative and in some sense exclusive.

Almost opposites. That's what's doing the confusing I bet.

Keep this up and i'll need to see your apiary licence. :)

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


Yep. All's well thanks muchly. It's bbq time so there is currently a haze of charcoal smoke hanging over the city. Either there are a lot of sausages being blackened or we've got another new pope. Could go either way to be honest.

Hope you've managed to shake off the air kissing I was fired by Sir Alan Nothing to do with Amstrad Sugar types for a quiet weekend. I really do love understatement. :)

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


You mean he needs a strengthened central pillar vicar? That'll be costly, just ask Galileo's secretary. He was awful once his balls dropped. Testosterone's got a lot to answer for. :)

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]

How about something short and to the point like: "Hi there, i'm the <insert descriptive noun of your choice here> that is trying to break you two up, lovely to meet you. No hard feelings eh?"

edit: as this forum is called polish singles and this girl clearly isn't aren't we heading off into Off Topic territory. Wouldn't want any moderating double standards now would we?

News / What's the stupidest question asked about Poland? [414]


lol

An excerpt from Budget Hotel Lobbies: Scat Jazz for beginners

Love / Polish stranger wants me to write to him [34]


I've just marked this day in my calendar.

LS has written something that I agree with word for word.