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Joined: 31 Dec 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 20 Mar 2015
Threads: Total: 30 / In This Archive: 23
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Speaks Polish?: Tak, mala...
Interests: Money, Power, Women (not necessarily in that order!) ;)

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Maluch   
12 Jan 2009
Love / What do Polish guys think of Irish girls? [187]

irish, and british girls in general are a sorry lot compared to other countries...

and did I mention it rains there all the time too? lol
Maluch   
14 Jan 2009
Love / What do Polish guys think of Irish girls? [187]

You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a....

joking aside though! ;o) Perhaps it is the British Diet which is so unhealthy, and more north american in nature, but the population in general is more over-weight (statistics will back this up) than continental Europe...

and anecdotal evidence after speaking to many other travellers around europe, it was unanimous - British girls consistently ranked the lowest on physical attractive scales... :oP

and we all know statistics or anecdotal evidence never lies! ;o)
Maluch   
18 Jan 2009
Work / What jobs pay 10,000 zlotych per month? and Where can i find one? :o) [101]

What skills can you bring to the table that would justify that? Where can you add value or innovate to be worth that? I am not being rude, its just your comment tells you you have no real world life experience.

oh i have plenty of life experience! but interested in current Polish pay scales - what jobs pay 10,000zlotych per month?

Interesting to note that even well-qualified, tri-lingual poles, only make 3000 zlotych a month...

What do University profesors make ?

why do i wanna work there? well because i love it there :o) just dont wanna move to live a subsistence existence...
Maluch   
29 Sep 2011
Travel / Road Trip in Maluch! Best places / roads to go? :) Start - Krakow [12]

so I bought a cute lil maluch last night haha... I want to do a driving tour of Poland... any tips or advice on where to visit / go? (besides the standard jokes about pushing maluch around etc :)

i'm for sure going to do a 'test-drive' to zakopane to see if the car is road worthy, and after that - PL is my oyster !

looking for nice roads, beautiful scenery, and interesting cities (and small villages that are off the beaten track - that would be nice to visit).

dzieki!
Maluch   
17 Oct 2011
Law / Process for buying a car in Poland - VAT, additional costs [15]

Merged: The Process of Buying a Car in Poland (as a foreigner)

What is the process exactly? Looking to buy a car for export to North america.

Can I get a "temporary" license plate / registration for a month or so while I have the car in Poland?

Do I need an inspection for the condition of the car? Even if I am exporting?

What about insurance? Does it come with the car? I have heard of cars that are insured until X date already.

Any info appreciated :)
Maluch   
16 Oct 2012
Real Estate / Buying a flat in Krakow; prices are still falling? [200]

Merged: BUYING A FLAT IN KRAKOW - PITFALLS? TIPS? VALUES GOING UP OR DOWN?

I want to buy a Flat in Krakow - Centrum. Any advice to a newbie? The lawyers fees, commissions, etc all seem pretty straightforward... but what am I missing?

The agents certainly operate differently than north america - here I have to struggle to book showings, I am the one chasing the agents, fighting to see things. On the other side of the pond the agents are 'hungry' and will call you and actually follow up, send you email property links, and hustle for their commission.

What is the story on property values in Krakow proper - going up or down?

anyhow I digress... any advice appreciated :)
Maluch   
21 Oct 2012
Real Estate / Buying a flat in Krakow; prices are still falling? [200]

he owner will get cash all the time until you wnt to save on VAT which the tax department will catch on after 2/3 years

Sorry i'm confused - what VAT are you talking about?

my understanding is i buy a flat for 100,000zl. pay a 2% commission on top of that, lawyer's fees around 1500zl. and thats it! Then of course the monthly "condo" fee of 100zl or whatever.

are there any other big fees, taxes etc?
Maluch   
23 Sep 2013
Real Estate / Buying a flat in Krakow; prices are still falling? [200]

Merged: KRAKOW MIESZKANIE - PRICES GOING UP / down / Stable?

Thinking about buying a small flat in KR.. but may hold off until next year ?

What do you 'experts' think? haha going up or down

Any factual statistics or info on Krakow market appreciated.

Looking for a small 30m2 sub 280,000 zlotych flat . Ideally 200k max!
Maluch   
9 Nov 2013
Law / TRANSFERING MONEY IN CAD - BEST EXCHANGE RATES? WHICH BANK? [14]

Czesc... I want to transfer in about 200,000zlotych (in Canadian funds of course)

Can anyone recommend which Bank offers the best exchange rates? i'm seeing up to a 20,000zlotych loss from my own canadian bank just in the poor exchange rate
Maluch   
13 Nov 2013
Law / TRANSFERING MONEY IN CAD - BEST EXCHANGE RATES? WHICH BANK? [14]

thanks guys - Monitor has the correct answer! i haven't been to deutsche bank but will go there.

the exchange rates - CAD - to PLN in canadian banks are just awful.

better to bring here in CAD then get a kantor to do exchange at a reasonable rate... 2.95 as of today (vs. 2.61 at TD.....

So to answer my own question... Deutsche Bank turned out to be the winner! Very fast transfers I was shocked.... I had 2 sent... first one arrived literally next day.. Next one was closer to weekend so took about 2 business days.. Sent friday arrived tuesday?

Now beware... once the money is in the account then you have to transfer it out to be able to use it. Cost is about 250zl I believe per transfer.

...but who will take the money? I shopped quite a few Kantors... one had decent exchange.. but his Raifessen bank limit was $20,000 CAD to receive per day... so multiple transfers.... 250zl each... could add up.

I'm sure there are other options though (which I found ;)
Maluch   
22 Dec 2013
Life / Electrical wiring in Poland - color codes [23]

Merged: ELECTRICAL WIRING in POLAND - ONLINE GUIDES/LINKS REQUIRED

doing some finesse work on the wiring in my new flat :) i'm familiar with North American electrical fuses, wiring etc.. and same principals

but is there an online guide or link anyone can recommend ?

basic code information.. fuse amp ratings... wiring colour codes etc.

i need to clean up the electrical box a bit and make sure everything copasetic!
Maluch   
5 Jan 2014
Real Estate / POLAND RENTAL SHORT-TERM LEASE - Tenant overstaying. [8]

so I want to rent my flat for a short term - let's say 2 months.

Now if the lease says 2 months - do the tenants absolutely have to leave then? How much notice do they have to give if breaking a lease?

i don't want to get into a situation where I can't get them out after the time period and I want to move back into my own flat with 'squatters' d*cking me around...

Does any body have a sample lease contract / flat condition report / damage deposit receipt? In polish and or English
Maluch   
5 Jan 2014
Law / MARRIAGE PRENUPTIALS / COMMON LAW PROPERTY RIGHTS IN POLAND? [4]

I will start by saying please skip the moral comments here - i want legal answers not bs

How does it work for spousal property rights after a split from a marriage or a common-law living type of situation?

How do pre nuptials work in Poland? Do they apply to property owned just in Poland or international assets too?

I have just bought a property in Polska and want to make sure i can hang onto it after marriage and whatever the future brings ;)
Maluch   
17 Jan 2014
Life / Eating out in Poland, is it expensive? [28]

i'm an expert ;) since i eat out twice a day in krakow

meals on the cheap side - milk bar or pierogies.. 10... 12 zlotych

meals on the 'expensive side' 25-35 zlotych range.

i would eat brunch everyday at vegetarian restaurant.. high quality. soup about 6zlotych... 'meal' like falafel or quiche etc with salad about 12-16zlotych. .carrot juice 6 zlotych.. total about 20-28 zlotych

Nice italian place with delicious pasta or pizza with a beer at grea italian restaurant... about 30-40zlotych with a tip

so very cheap indeed! and that's in touristy krakow. i expect the other cities to be cheaper
Maluch   
30 Jan 2014
Real Estate / POLAND RENTAL SHORT-TERM LEASE - Tenant overstaying. [8]

Merged: Short Term Lease - Tenant Overstaying - Can I Evict them?

Curious about eviction laws in Poland.

I want to rent my flat for a couple months... but what happens if the tenant refuses to leave after time is up? Can I evict them immediately?

What is the process for this in Poland?

I don't want to get stuck with no access to my flat! :)
Maluch   
31 Jan 2014
Love / The sexual lives of Polish immigrants (they have more sex than in Poland?) [16]

are those really the typical Polish people? A 30-something vegetarian! lol and a Polish girl that dated a black guy?

That said I'm sure its probably true - when people are away from Family / Friends - no one to judge them and shame them for a being a 's l u t' like back in Polska
Maluch   
1 Feb 2014
Work / Moving to Krakow, what can I afford for $2k per month apartment plus utilities? [14]

not bad.. what kind of work do you do?

$2000 = 6000zlotych will get you an amazing flat right near the main square... i saw a great one for half that price with a jacuzzi, 70m2 pimped out

you will have a Lot of choice at that price range!! your biggest problem will be picking which amazing place you want to live in :)
Maluch   
4 Mar 2014
Language / Collection of learning resources for learning the Polish language [129]

[Moved from]: Free online websites for learning Polish?

Any good websites for learning Polish that you recommend? That are actually useful and really free lol

I got suckered into signing up for PolishPod101 "free" access and they now spam my email account harddddd. The site does look somewhat decent though - worth paying for?

Pomoc mnie! :)
Maluch   
4 Mar 2014
Love / Polish Wedding...namely mine. What is the cost? [31]

go wiesniak style!! forget wodka - get spiritus haha

rent a hall in some wise... MP3 player with 12 hours of DiscoPolo and get babci to make the usual food she always does or get a local Milk bar to cater it with pierogies, bigos, etc
Maluch   
20 Apr 2014
Language / Popular simple children's books in Polish? [11]

[Moved from]: Simple Polish Articles to Read Online? News... children's stories... etc Give me ideas!

any good tips on where I can read Polish online? I'm looking for 'simple' level either news articles meant for beginners (like deutsche welle has for german) or children's stories or whatever

where is a good polish read? :)
Maluch   
22 Apr 2014
Life / Transferring Driver's license - keep old one? [4]

i live outside EU - what's the procedure for getting a Polish driver's license (and residency card as well while i'm asking).??

how long do I have to wait in line at the office? haha