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smurf   
30 Nov 2010
Life / Car's confrontation with a Wild Boar in Poland [37]

I've a buddy here who did the same last year and he strapped the boar to the roof brought it to a butcher he knew & we were eating wonderful wild boar not too long after.

insurance should pay out for the damage though
smurf   
28 Nov 2010
Life / The Ugotowani show ( Come dine with me) [5]

Yea, I like it but they shoulda gone with the UK format and got some comedian to do some voice-overs because some episodes have been a bit boring, I'd love to go on it but my polski wouldn't be anywhere near good enough
smurf   
21 Nov 2010
Life / Any there treatment centers for unmarried in Poland? [36]

curing this pathology as it might spread to our kids and they will be unwilling to automatically reproduce like rabbits

How can people who dont have children pass on a gene?
Pfft!
smurf   
20 Nov 2010
News / Local elections in Poland, EU citizens should register to vote [57]

I hope all EU citizens here in Warsaw with a "Staly Meldunek" (just as me) have registered to vote in the local elections, and will go to vote

I'll vote, but for Sląsk autonomy!
All you Warsaw so-and-sos living the highlife on the money our coalminers make for ye
:P
smurf   
20 Nov 2010
Life / Picking up BBC television in Poland [41]

Yea you get some BBC channels, BBC Entertainment...which is full of old crap like My Family, Allo Allo and other dirt series from 10 years ago..then there's BBc Lifestlye wish is basically every cooking show/home decorating/weight lose show ever shown on BBc or Channel 4 and then there's BBc Knowledge which is a documentary channel, which is actually ok, but only if you're into docs...you get none of the decent comedy like HIGNFY or Buzzcocks (Is that still any good?) QI etc and none of the music shows that you'd get on BBC 4 back in UK
smurf   
20 Nov 2010
Life / Picking up BBC television in Poland [41]

This is what ye want

An IP address dodger/changer
overplay.net

It's all explained on the site, mean I get to watch all the games on rte and the english tele that's on bbc player and 4od
smurf   
16 Nov 2010
Life / Passport Photo Booth - Warsaw [15]

It'd be easier just to go to a photographers, I got 8 photos a wee while ago for less than 20zl, I've never seen a photo booth in Poland which is a bit weird, they're feckin everywhere back home
smurf   
13 Nov 2010
Work / What qualifications are needed for English teachers in Poland? [49]

Don't do a TEFL, do a CELTA course in teaching,
That should do you fine,
also become familiar with British English as most schools prefer to use that as the standard, however as a native speaker with a CELTA you'll have no problems finding work...and if you go to a smaller city even easier, Warsaw, Krakow and so on are full of Native Speakers.

Even though you'll get a job, food & beer and cheap enough here, but things like clothes, utility bills and train travel are expensive.

Oh and you'll only be able to work in private schools, public schools sometimes have native speakers but the pay is dire and teaching kids that are only there because they have to be ins't rewarding in any way.

Best of luck
smurf   
11 Nov 2010
Food / What's your favorite Polish beer? [870]

Guinnesses sold in Poland are no real Guiness at all.

yea it's fake guinness....:-P
check the side of the can dude, it's brewed in Dublin, it's real Guinness

Zywiec have bought the licence

nope, the Guinness that you drink in Poland is only produced in Ireland

Page 2
cedc.com/files/2009-09-24_Arthurs_Day_ENG.pdf

Pub in Katowice has really nice draught Guinness, they keep the keg right under the tap, so the draw is very short and the pint is always fresh.

Best Polish beer is this
gatunkipiw.republika.pl/tyskieksiaz.jpg
smurf   
10 Nov 2010
Law / Polish business haven't got a clue: Discuss. [72]

Poland tends to use EU English

er....yea, sure it does *nods head*

ec.europa.eu/translation/writing/style_guides/english/style_guide_en.pdf

page 7 paragraph 2 and 3,

says there's no difference other than the EU have invented some words for ease of communication.

Although some Irish people will argue that what's used in Ireland is called Hiberno-English, but that's a thread for another time
smurf   
10 Nov 2010
Law / Polish business haven't got a clue: Discuss. [72]

the British spelling of the same word

Poland uses the british standard, if you want to do business here you should know that, non of your americanisms here :-P

I would read the link but Forbes said that liverpool FC was worth over 600m but it was sold for 300m.
But then again if it was written in an american magazine then it must be true, the american media would never ever ever lie to us, ever (^_^)
smurf   
10 Nov 2010
Law / Any good business ideas - what Poland needs? [114]

Bottles of Cider
Blu-tak
Proper cheese in the shops
Move all football matches to early kick-off times, hooligans cant get drunk and families should be attracted to games
Lamb meat
Veal meat (can't find these anywhere)
Perry (of Pear Cider as some people call it)
Toll Roads
Car Parking lots
Car Parking ticket machines instead of those clowns standing on streets who you have to buy tickets off
Get rid of the Straz, one Police force is more than plenty
Crisps in small packets and not those tesco ones, I mean taytos or walkers ones
Cheaper CDs/DVDs
Cheaper books...why are books so expensive here...it's only paper
More street lights
smurf   
10 Nov 2010
News / Smoking ban in Polish bars and restaurants (AT LAST!) [400]

I quit smoking a while back, but anyway, I'm speaking as the owner of a bar, not a patron. Why are you telling me how to run my place? Just don't come to my establishment if it bothers you. Isn't that easy enough? You don't pay the rent. Smokers drink more, they drink more spirits and mixed drinks. The economical trade-off isn't equal.

ah you dont wannabe friends?

Makes no difference to me if your a publician, i managed a pub back at home for a while & if you want some advice I dont mind giving you some. If I were you I'd build a really nice beer garden with some outside gas heaters and install a few flatscreen tvs for sport. I'd sit outside with my smoker friends and it'd be great craic altogether.

I'm a drinker, so smoking in pubs will not stop me goin to pubs either way, however it would be a far more enjoyable experience if the smokers thought about the non-smokers for a change and just smoked outside, what harm would that do? None and you well know it
smurf   
10 Nov 2010
Law / Polish business haven't got a clue: Discuss. [72]

-building honest business relationships is very difficult in Poland

you know this for sure?

-lack of experienced workforce

experienced with what exactly

-complicated labor laws

it's labour, not labor...no more so than any other EU country

-complicated tax laws

what country hasn't got these?

-complicated regulations

....yea, same as last one

-uncertain financial future of the country

...yea, also the same

-poorly organized government, perceived by "outsiders" as chaotic

perceived by you that is
smurf   
9 Nov 2010
News / Smoking ban in Polish bars and restaurants (AT LAST!) [400]

so hard to go outside for a smoke instead of breathing it out at everyone inside?

exactly, what the **** is the problem with smokers...? Have some decency and step outside for a minute or two.
smurf   
9 Nov 2010
News / Giant Jesus Rising in Świebodzin ( Tallest in world ) [323]

Why don't you look for cock to your bum to release pressure.

cock in bum wouldn't release pleasure for the receiver, it's actually block it up.

Don't make fun of gays, Jesus had two dads and a *ahem* virgin mother

ITS A FECKING JESUS STATUE! WHO CARES!

Exactly,
its not like it'll make any difference to anyone really, it's just a piece of stone made to look like the renaissance depiction of a character from an ancient version of a fantasy book,

Jesus was a jewish man from 2000 years ago, there's no way he was taller than 1.5metres, no way did he have long flowing hair, it would've got in the way when he was being a carpenter with his earth daddy, plus a gold crown? the poor lad could only afford to be buried for three days theres no way he had a gold crown
smurf   
9 Nov 2010
News / Smoking ban in Polish bars and restaurants (AT LAST!) [400]

less people in pubs or less people dying off heart and lung disease...?

Yea I'm with you on this one

This is why the smoking ban in Scotland is affecting mostly small town pubs where these regulars have the option of incredibly cheap alcohol in shops and they can sit and smoke in each other's houses.

Again this isn't probably just down to the smoking ban, drink-driving laws and the economy are probably more to blame

But I agree with you on the price thing and there's a fairly simple solution, publicians are well known for being greedy so-and-sos, they should lower the prices of the drink, drink has a huge make up in pubs/restaurants, if an offo can make a profit on cheaper booze then the pub can also make a profit, albeit a smaller one, but a profit is nonetheless a profit.
smurf   
9 Nov 2010
News / Smoking ban in Polish bars and restaurants (AT LAST!) [400]

Since the ban was introduced in Ireland (2004) pubs have been much less frequented.

As I said in my post, the smoking ban isn't really to blame for that.
The Vintners associations and most other publicians in Ireland but the blame squarely on 2 factors,
1. the strict drink-driving laws, (which aren't strict enough in my opinion) and
2. the economy

The smoking ban was in for a long time before the country starting going downhill and I'd bet my last shilling that if a vote was taken on it in Ireland the non-smokers who go to bars would out vote the smokers.

You might want to check who is lobbying for this legislature (and who did in the UK)

Why? It's not like I can vote here anyway and what difference does it make :-/

Small places will be affected, and you'll end up with crappy chain places all over the place like on the island.

What island? Ireland? There's not that many chain pubs in Ireland, sure there's a few companies, but they don't operate chains, each pub is usual different, for it to be a chain, then they'd all look the same and I doubt paddys would go to chain pubs.

Unless you mean britain, yea they have chains alright, like Witherspoons, that's the name aint it? I can't really say anythng on this, I've only ever been in one and that was in Edinburgh, I dont really know much about the pub culture in uk, coz anytime I've been there it's only been for things like weddings, funerals etc so I dont do get a chance to do a lot of hanging out

Anyway, everyone says the same thing before it comes into effect in all the countries that have it now,
it'll ruin the pub economy, it'll cut jobs, people won't go etc,
but from what I've seen back in Ireland, then that's not really the case, so long as Poland's economy keeps growing then people will have money to go to pubs/restaurants.

I shoulda been done in the summer though, when people could sit outside in beergardens, doing it before the onset of winter is a bit thick in fairness
smurf   
9 Nov 2010
News / Smoking ban in Polish bars and restaurants (AT LAST!) [400]

Yup, so you can expect small pubs to lose quite a bit of business to large chain affairs. You reap what you sow...

I dont think so.
You see the thing is, most people dont smoke, the vast majority actually

A few pubs closed back at home but they dont blame the smoking ban, they blame the economy going to shite and the enforcement of the drink driving laws, something the Polish coppers should learn from, but sorry that's a bit off topic.

I dont think it'll hurt the industry much, it didn't in most the other countries where its in effect.

by the way, i do smoke from time to time and I'm not some anit-smoking tossbag, if someone wants to smoke thats ok, but as the majority of people dont smoke then its only common sense that pubs, and especially restaurants, should be smokefree.

I used to stand outside to smoke back at home and it never did me any harm, quite the opposite, it's a great way to spark up a conversation with other smokers outside.
smurf   
9 Nov 2010
News / Giant Jesus Rising in Świebodzin ( Tallest in world ) [323]

I think it's beyond dumb
some egomaniac country priest desperately trying to get some headlines for himself.

why didn't he do the decent thing & instead raise money for the homeless or battered wives or drug addicts, jesus, even dog shelters are more needed in Poland than a statue of him...a man who had two dads (why wouldn't gay marriage work???) and thought his mother was a virgin.

Then again maybe it's just a way to make a few extra bob for himself and if he's doing that by tricking christians into handing over cash then fair play to him.

Also wouldn't it have looked far better if Jesus was wearing a crown of thorns instead of that ghastly gold thing on his head

Didn't some of the builders say that it'll fall over in a few years too?
smurf   
9 Nov 2010
News / Smoking ban in Polish bars and restaurants (AT LAST!) [400]

Smoking Ban in Bars in Poland

krakowpost.com/article/2421

Ok, so this means that a pub has to ban smoking unless they have at least 2 rooms and the 2 room have to be separated by another room?

What else am I missing?

Says it'll come in on Nov 15th.

I can't wait for it, pubs are so much better without smoke and for all you smokers, when you go outside to smoke you'll meet more people, go outside, forget your lighter and ask the nice girl beside you for a light, everybody wins
smurf   
7 Nov 2010
News / People says that EU bringing many nice things to Poland. Tell me about it [104]

This is what this thread is about really, a crazy Serb that hates the E.U. and wants a "Slavic nation". And instead of debating the overwhelming good that the E.U. has and is doing for Poland you come up with an equatorial water shortage.

Someone talking sense! Fair play

So it will never be accepted or taken seriously or discussed by thread starter if you say anything positive about EU. He will wait and collect some nonsense from his older posts and will post them again for his desperate propaganda

*ahem* dead-right *ahem*

But I like Serbia, you've a few decent footballers, but you should be nicer to Kosovo, until you are then you shouldn't be allowed join the EU
smurf   
7 Nov 2010
News / People says that EU bringing many nice things to Poland. Tell me about it [104]

current Serbian government and president are imposed on Serbian people and citizens of Serbia by the dictate of German, French, USA and British ambassadors in Serbia (its well known fact here and was even on TV). Not to mention that ruling regime come to power after the NATO attack on Serbia in 1999

You're like a broken record, nobody gives a **** about you or you're stupid politics, you only come onto PF to stir **** and get a reaction

You seem to be quite of a joke, man.

I'm here all week, try the veal :-)

come on Mods, ban this clown for good, every thread he starts it's only so he can wax on about his own personal views on serbian politics and foreign policy and wtf has that got to do with PL, it's not SerbianForums

This thread seems to be turning towards Serbia. If you value your posts please keep on topic .
smurf   
6 Nov 2010
News / People says that EU bringing many nice things to Poland. Tell me about it [104]

Yeahhhh, Crow is back!

feed the troll at your pleasure ladies & gentlemen, but approach with caution and stealth for if you say even the slightest thing that goes against his opinion he'll have every Serb and Slav on you in a shot......

rumour has it that he was behind the Serbian hooliganism acts in Belgrade and Italy a few weeks ago.

oh and in response to your question
1. Guinness
2. Foreigners
3. Jobs
4. Freedom to travel and work
5. Trade/Business
6. Nicer Cheese
7. French wine
8. Infrastructure
9. You, Crow, The EU has brought you to Poland (ok, I'm streaching here, but Polsihforums is part of Poland, yea!)