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smurf   
10 Oct 2013
Work / Moving to Poland from Iceland (salary of 6500 pln a month) - can I build a house? [25]

As you cannot remove money from Iceland

Really? He wouldn't be taking any money out though, just that if he fails his mortgage here they'll get the apartment in Iceland, that would surely work wouldn't it?

Polish bank would make a nice easy profit on that wouldn't they?

But if it's simply not allowed then it ain't gonna happen.
smurf   
10 Oct 2013
Work / Moving to Poland from Iceland (salary of 6500 pln a month) - can I build a house? [25]

Of course we will live there for 1-2 years first

You'll need to have lived in Poland for at least 3 years before a bank will even think about giving you a loan.
Also at least a 3 year clean credit history.
But if you own property in Iceland, then you should be OK, since that could be used as collateral.

In Poland all is so calm and cool

Are you sure it was Poland? :)
Polish people are the most stressed out in the world man, they get angry if the air pressure changes ;)
Although in the countryside people are a bit relaxed....a bit too relaxed in fairness, i.e very unprofessional in their approach to work. However, it's a beautiful part of the country you're moving too...beware of living with the dreaded mother-in-law though. I wouldn't chance that for all the tea in China :P

I will get 6500 pln in my pocket every month

Very good money for where you'll be living, that's a decent enough salary to even live in a city, especially if your missus will be working too.

Best of luck with the move, I've heard living in Iceland is quite difficult at the moment, although you've got some really great bands and other artists coming from there, so you might miss the music scene (if you're into it that is), the music scene here is pretty mediocre at best.

But yea, on that wage for a few years and with your missus working too I presume, and your apartment back in Iceland, I really don't see why you won't be able to get a mortgage in a few years.
smurf   
7 Oct 2013
Law / Need advice and help for obtaining a PESEL [8]

Local Urzad office should give it to you. That's what I did when I moved here, think it took a few days. Bring your missus and don't take no for an answer.

Also, I hope it was a copy of the original? Otherwise you can kiss that baby goodbye.
smurf   
7 Oct 2013
Life / Are Women Allowed in Poland Army? [6]

if women are allowed to join the army

OMG!
Wimminz in the army!

Are you krazy?

That is simply not allowed in progressive Poland. If the Wimminz were allowed into the army how would the soldiers be able to kill Afghans? They'd be too busy staring at the boobies of the wimminz and trying to lure them into out-of-marriage sexual congress, (which would make Pan God upsetted) then the soldiers would be very exhausted and wouldn't be able to carry out their sovereign duties to shot Afghan civilians and that would be of the utmost embarrassment to the Polish army soldiers, especially to the ones not engaged in the illegal occupation of a certain Middle Eastern country.

No, it's a terrible idea, wimmen should stay at home and go about their day-to-day business, i.e have a career, study to become doctors and lawyers, etc.

Here's an interesting link about the subject when it was recently discussed in Polish parliament, (it's not really a parliament though, just a place when silver-haired morons go every few days to shout abuse at each other).

/dictionary/sarcasm
smurf   
4 Oct 2013
Law / Opening an English bookstore in Poland - what are the prospects and profitability? [17]

I gave him some friendly advice

You certainly gave advice, you were just a bit mean about it man. Usually your advice is really, really sound and delivered in a warm-hearted yet firm way. I certainly don't want to see you turning into something like some of our more weathered, mean-spirited posters.

There's no substitute for reading

I wouldn't agree, diff strokes, diff folks I think. I've got 2 good Polish mates here who've never read a word of English since leaving school and have better English than some of the 'native-speaker' teachers I know here. They picked it up from conversing with Eng speakers and watching films/tv series.
smurf   
4 Oct 2013
Law / Opening an English bookstore in Poland - what are the prospects and profitability? [17]

you mean or maybe

Nope, pretty common saying where I hail from man ;)

Someone who is trying to "get his foot in the door" by teaching English at Berlitz clearly lacks the wherewithal and know-how to make a go of it in either sort of business

That's not a nice thing to say man, OP just came here for some friendly advice, not a lashing.
I had to start off in a similar type of school and it's all dandy now :)

that clientele is even more limited than the few expats that live in Poland. I don't meet with many Polish people that read English books

+1, back even when I was teaching I used to recommend that students listen to podcasts/English language radio rather than read a book. Reading in a diff language just makes people exhausted and turns them off reading what might be a great book, far better off reading in your native tongue IMO.
smurf   
4 Oct 2013
Life / Lifestyle in Poland - what should we prepare for? [10]

such a newcomer as him to buy a 3G microsim

He could use a pay as you go SIM, but it might cost a bit, better if he just has some decent Wifi at home and in his office.....or take a billed SIM with Play/ERA/Orange etc. (Play is the cheapest, but only has good coverage in urban areas).

He will need to have a lived at a 'permanent' address for at least 6 months before he can take a contract with an operator though, maybe if he gets a work mobile as a salesman they can provide him with a data SIM too.

He won't be able to use USD or Euros in Poland, Poland has its own currency, so he will have to change his money. He could set up a bank account with whichever currency he brings. But he should just ask him employer to help out with setting that up.
smurf   
3 Oct 2013
Law / Opening an English bookstore in Poland - what are the prospects and profitability? [17]

ig a hole, burn all your money, put the ashes in the hole and then bury them

I agree I'm afraid.
I think bookshops will soon be as dead as disco :(

But you could open a book shop and film your adventures........I presume it would end up being like a Polish version of Black Books. You might lose your money and mind along the way, but it would be hilarious.

youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aaeeCV8eRr4
smurf   
3 Oct 2013
Work / Living in Katowice (programmer, 3000 PLN) - is it enough? [65]

I will be getting 3000 PLN after tax deduction

Should be plenty for a single man.
Rent will cost between 800-1000 for a decent place, you'll live OK, you won't be throwing dosh around like a mafia don, but you'll be OK.

I survived my first 2 years here on less so you should be fine.
smurf   
25 Sep 2013
News / Silesians Vote in German Federal Elections [23]

Well done for finding two countries

Wasn't that hard, I use google, I find it's quite good ;)

Croatia, Kosovo and Bosnia

the break up of Yugoslavia was a horrible conflict, those lands should never have been put together in the first place, it was bound to happen eventually. People when forced to share a country usually don't like that.

Are you?

Nope, but according to the most previous census I am Silesian :P
smurf   
25 Sep 2013
News / Silesians Vote in German Federal Elections [23]

especially from foreigners

Silesians are foreigners?

its democratically elected government

But Poland's version of democracy is a joke as those of us living here know. For example, in Krakow, Anna Grodzka was 'elected' for the Krakow region. However, she wasn't actually elected by the people, Mr Pailkot's party got enough votes in that area and he chose Ms Grodzka to represent that area. That's not really democracy. I'm not quite sure what it is, but democracy it is not.

Look at Syria or Serbia to see what it can lead to

Look at Czech and Slovakia. No war there.
Canada & Norway also became independent peacefully.
As did the vast amount of African countries which became independent during the 1950s & 60s.
You mentioned Serbia....pretty sure Serbia's beak with Montenegro didn't lead to a single drop of blood being spilled.

Yeah, right.

Yes, that is right. In 500 years I'll be able to say "Na-naw, told ya so.'

They want autonomy in many respects (language, education), which is not the same as becoming independent, or looking for accession to Germany

Exactly.
smurf   
25 Sep 2013
News / Silesians Vote in German Federal Elections [23]

First, outside the EU their would be duties to pay on imports and EU businesses would move to Poland and Germany. Second, as a stand alone (hahaha) economic miracle, on re-entry (if allowed) Silesia would have to pay into the cohesion fund to support Poland and the rest of the EU.

Silesia has no intention of being independent, just autonomous. Quite a difference.
I think it's totally wrong that Warsaw governs how Silesian tax money is spent though, letting the different provinces govern themselves could only be good for the country. Certainly I know from back home that local government do far more work for their localities than the central govt.

They would have to use force to get Spain to agree to that

Which might reignite ETA, can Spain afford to have 2 terrorist organisation bombing and killing people? Wouldn't think so.

It is fundamentally against the founding principles of the EU.

I'm not sure it is, surely people have a right to govern themselves?
I cannot see these regions making full breaks, I think that making regions more autonomous is the key. And if that's a test and they pull it off successfully then I cannot see a reason as to why regions cannot be independent.

Borders are fluid y'know, sure jaysus Poland used to be half the size of Europe and look at it now, I think it's less than 1/6 of what it was at one stage, was even wiped off the map for many, many years as we all know.

Countries change and unify and fall apart all the time. Sure the EU isn't even the first organisation to be establish common trade rules in Europe. The Hanseatic League was founded in the 14th C and sure Britain had the commonwealth over most of the planet.

I'm sure that over time the EU will continue to work, but it will eventually fail and fall and something akin to it will be eventually established again.
smurf   
25 Sep 2013
News / Silesians Vote in German Federal Elections [23]

one of any of the existing states would veto its entry

Now, that's fantasy.

There is no way the EU would allow it

Don't really see why they wouldn't. The break up of Czech & Slovakia went off without a hitch. Yugoslavia was finally dismantled. Other nations will break, it's only a matter of time, sure even Scotland is probably, hopefully, going to break away from the yoke of London.

its economy depends on EU membership

Taxes earned from Silesian industry has been propping up Warsaw for donkeys years, if you cannot see then you don't really know what you're talking about.
smurf   
25 Sep 2013
Work / 3500 PLN gross - not happy with my salary (working in Warsaw for an international company) [55]

why should the company pay you more for being a native dutch speake

What an idiotic question to ask.
Let me explain, slowly for you.

Why would a company pay a lot for a Dutch native speaker....?
Hmm...let me think.........maybe, just maybe it's because they need a Dutch native speaker?
And I bet they are in short supply here in Poland, so you may have learned in basic-level economics class, supply has a direct influence on demand, the less there is of something the more you can charge for it. Ergo, he can sell his services for top dollar.

You're welcome.
Have a great day brother.
smurf   
24 Sep 2013
News / Silesians Vote in German Federal Elections [23]

who is not a taxpayer i

So someone who's unemployed isn't allowed vote?

For me it is just another example of a trend among EU states to recognize their ethnic and linguistic diaspora even when their ties have become more and more tenuous over the decades.

Yep, I agree. I'm watching the situation in Catalonia very closely.

I feel that Warsaw will never let Silesia become autonomous...within the next 10 years Silesia will have the highest wages, best standard of living, highest tax revenues, best infrastructure etc. no way is Warsaw going to allow Silesia to run itself. Interesting times lay ahead. And the more Warsaw says no, the more the locals will want it and to say no to +4million people is quite tricky. They too should keep a close eye on what's going on in Catalonia.

They might learn something.........oh wait, we're talking about politicians, naw, they won't learn a thing ;)
smurf   
24 Sep 2013
News / American soldier saved Polish officer's life [13]

'Allahu Akbar'

That's the thing the Muslim prisoners used to say to each other in that awesome HBO series OZ?
That was a great show, Adebisi rocked.
Very strange final few episodes though.
smurf   
24 Sep 2013
News / American soldier saved Polish officer's life [13]

This thread is for the memory of this hero, not for snide comment about God

Whatevs, I'm annoyed at Crow for bringing his imaginary friend into it.

Polish soldiers have no business in Afghanistan anyway...other than just to highlight that Poland is Ameika's biatch in Europe and will do just about anything for the promise of green cards...which still hasn't happened.

If the Polish soldiers weren't there, Mr Ollis would still be alive today.

But yes, he deserves all military awards he gets, giving up his life to save another is the ultimate sacrifice.