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Horribly cold in Krakow at the moment , how do you cope with such temperatures ? [124]
What happens around the world at wintertime
+ 20°C Greeks put on jumpers (provided that they can find them)
+ 15°C Jamaicans turn on the heating (provided that they have it)
+ 10°C Americans are shivering with cold. Russians are planting cucumbers at their dachas.
+ 5°C Your breath becomes visible. Italian cars don't start. Norwegians go for a swim in the lake.
0°C In America, water freezes. In Russia, water becomes denser.
- 5°C French cars won't start.
- 15°C Your cat is determined to sleep in your bed. Norwegians put on jumpers.
- 17.9°C House owners in Oslo turn on the heating. Russians make the last trip of the season to their dachas.
- 20°C American cars won't start.
- 25°C German cars won't start. All Jamaicans have died out.
- 30°C The authorities address the problem of the homeless. Your cat is sleeping in your pajamas.
- 35°C Too cold to think. Japanese cars won't start.
- 40°C You're planning to spend two weeks in a hot tub. Swedish cars won't start.
- 42°C All transport in Europe stops. Russians are eating icecream in the streets.
- 45°C All Greeks have died out. The authorities actually start doing something for the homeless.
- 50°C Your eyelids freeze when you try to wink. Alascans close the windows when having a bath.
- 60°C Polar bears go south.
- 70°C The hell freezes over.
- 73°C Finnish special services evacuate Santa Claus from Lapland. Russians put on ushankas.
- 80°C Russians don't take their gloves off even when pouring out vodka.
- 114°C Ethyl alcohol freezes down. Russians are pissed off.