News / New cross war in Warsaw [530]

then I would go around and give'em some chicken!

News / New cross war in Warsaw [530]

They could make a huge hand-glider (at least four feet) out of that cross, strap the Duck underneath and off you go szwagier, predator kurwa, see ya in Smolensk!

News / New cross war in Warsaw [530]

I really hope so but what if the freaks demand to join the 'pilgrimage' let's say under the Duck's leadership,(who wouldn't like to be bested by Komorowski) then instead of the domestic mess you have an international circus.

UK, Ireland / Polish question: what's with the Germans, Brits? Foreign groups in Great Britain. [46]

French community in London area counts about 300,000 ppl. They should be pretty visible with their fashion, food, etc considering that most of them are having non-menial jobs.

News / New cross war in Warsaw [530]

no it's just that constant wallowing in self-pity, embarrassing as it is within the country boarders now exported eastward, give me a break

News / New cross war in Warsaw [530]

oh, pls tell me they are not serious

Genealogy / Labia: IS THIS A COMMON GIRLS NAME...in Poland..? [19]

perhaps, that could explain her name, to emphasize her newly acquired femininity

Genealogy / Labia: IS THIS A COMMON GIRLS NAME...in Poland..? [19]


Ouch, perhaps you could subtly suggest the old lady to have her Labia clean shaven for the rendezvous with you...

Genealogy / Labia: IS THIS A COMMON GIRLS NAME...in Poland..? [19]

so which one are you going to meet, minorska or majorska?

Food / Carp -- Queen of Rivers or Pig With Fins? [10]


11 hours is not exactly one's idea of an express meal. If you were to throw a carp into an industrial strength furnace you'd have it vaporized in no time. You'd be inhaling its nourishing fumes (bones, mud and all) within seconds deeply satisfied to have outsmarted those wily and conniving Jews.

News / Crash of Tu-154 at Smolensk-North--could it have been a bomb in the Polish plane? [233]

if you take the development of arthritis and sclerosis into account, there must be quite a few. Not to worry, they'll be gone soon:)

Life / How to Politely Refuse a Drink in Poland [72]

Tell them that when you're on smack you can't drink alcohol, and the last time you mixed the two it resulted in 6 days coma, so no thanx. And if for some odd reason they still should be looking weird at you, just smile and say: "Ha, gotcha! No really, you see I'm a devout Muslim, so I can't (smirk)".

News / Poland hosts lowest proportion of foreigners in the EU [115]

... in the meantime the numbers of polish United Colors of Benetton supporters grow steadily, the polish textile underground is rife with rumors. Something big is afoot, the Nike crowd feels threatened...

News / Poland hosts lowest proportion of foreigners in the EU [115]

That is very few indeed. Are there any statistics on how many Poles with dual citizenship live in Poland?

News / WHY DOES POLAND BUY GAS FROM RUSSIA? [105]

Superpower Ambitions Weaken Russia (somewhat related)

themoscowtimes.com/opinion/article/superpower-ambitions-weaken-russia/414561.html

History / When will you Poles give back German land and the cities which you robbed? [557]

Is pro the long lost twin brother of Crow, now miraculously found in Poland? Damn, I hope they are not triplets, the third one lurking somewhere in Siberia, slowly but firmly gravitating towards PF...

Travel / Poland in photo riddles [3134]

by the looks of it could be either dill or outer stalks of fennel

Life / INVISIBLE MAN in shops and offices in Poland? [70]


... that and a toy train car if you hit the pronunciation particularly well.

Life / Poland, maybe the world's last bastion of faith [67]


Of course, no doubt about it, but don't you agree that the measures you so wisely suggest are bit on the modest side? Why stop there, setting the bar so low for The Last Bastion of Christianity aka Poland seems outright sacrilegious. Poland should therefore proceed with establishing of a permanent base on planet Mars - The settlement should be substantial in size aprox. 1200km in diameter and most importantly in shape of David Star. The hexagram should be lined with network of fission power plants, powering a gigantic laser device ready to discharge each time Mars passes over the southern hemisphere so that faithful of Down Under are reassured in Poland's commitment to the Jewish cause.

(by having a huge david star seared down all across Australia time and time again)
That ingenuity of the proposal lies in its two-fold brilliance - to all the Muslim scum (at least down-under) it will be a cosmic reminder: Hands off Israel!!

History / Where Are Milicjanci (Polish Police during Communism) Now? [7]


Tomorrow's another day,
Someone's gonna live,
Some will die,
I hope to be around,
Either blue or gay,
Something's gotta give,
Never-mind the state,
Down or high,
Yet far far away,
From the toxic hate.

Life / Polish "Forfiter" :) [26]

LOL pure awesomeness!!

USA, Canada / PolAms -- do you regard yourselves only as 'white Americans'? [187]


indeed:)

USA, Canada / PolAms -- do you regard yourselves only as 'white Americans'? [187]


Come to think of it I am going to copy/paste my most recent post from Polish Natianalty thread as this is where it should have been to begin with:

Oh boy, where do I start..? Well I'm going to continue from where we left off (sort of) in
PolAms -- do you regard yourselves only as 'white Americans'?,where your little crusade has started.
Once again I will attempt to explain the obvious, as you keep missing the point to the point that one points his pointy finger to his flat (opposite of pointy) temple in poignant suspicion that the point of your posts is to point out the pointlessness of pointing anything out to you. But heck, it's Sunday and I feel benevolent and pointy (no I don't have an erection, quite opposite I experience massive shrinkage reading your stuff). So to the point then, yup, the one you are missing:

United States of America (yep the very same one you have never been to yet oddly enough you have a lot to say about) is a country of emigrants...........................(artistic recess for me and a chance for you to mull over it for a bit).................................................................. .................................................................., where cherishing its emigrant roots is a national past time almost like baseball. Well some do it more, some less yet still you have your China, Korea, Thai towns, Little Italy's, St. Patrick parades, villages and towns named after the places of origin from the old country, you name it.( All that genealogy craze is an industry there)

In that respect U.S.A is almost unique and you could call this phenomena part of their culture. So get used to it, because no matter how blue in the face and sore in your finger tips you get, you will still have scores of people over there calling themselves Irish, Polish, Dutch, Jewish and mixes of this and that despite the fact they don't fulfill YOUR PERSONAL CRITERIA for what belonging to a particular nation means.

Personally I have no problem with that although it does crack me up a bit when I mention my mixed Polish-Danish background and a person goes "Oh my grandparents came from Denmark" and then says something about pastry or Na Zdrowie if referred to Polish background. I don't mind that at all, if anything it's just another good reason to connect to people and share something good apart from my pointy erection. So lighten up 'tovaristch', I understand that Zbigniew Brzezinski must have been a thorn in your side (how's that for pointy?) but c'mon, water under the bridge:)

Genealogy / Polish nationality? Which of the following (if any) determine being Polish. [231]


Oh boy, where do I start..? Well I'm going to continue from where we left off (sort of) in
PolAms -- do you regard yourselves only as 'white Americans'? ,where your little crusade has started.
Once again I will attempt to explain the obvious, as you keep missing the point to the point that one points his pointy finger to his flat (opposite of pointy) temple in poignant suspicion that the point of your posts is to point out the pointlessness of pointing anything out to you. But heck, it's Sunday and I feel benevolent and pointy (no I don't have an erection, quite opposite I experience massive shrinkage reading your stuff). So to the point then, yup, the one you are missing:

United States of America (yep the very same one you have never been to yet oddly enough you have a lot to say about) is a country of emigrants,

....................(artistic recess for me and a chance for you to mull over it for a bit)...............................
where cherishing its emigrant roots is a national past time almost like baseball. Well some do it more, some less yet still you have your China, Korea, Thai towns, Little Italy's, St. Patrick parades, villages and towns named after the places of origin from the old country, you name it.( All that genealogy craze is an industry there)

In that respect U.S.A is almost unique and you could call this phenomena part of their culture. So get used to it, because no matter how blue in the face and sore in your finger tips you get, you will still have scores of people over there calling themselves Irish, Polish, Dutch, Jewish and mixes of this and that despite the fact they don't fulfill YOUR PERSONAL CRITERIA for what belonging to a particular nation means.

Personally I have no problem with that although it does crack me up a bit when I mention my mixed Polish-Danish background and a person goes "Oh my grandparents came from Denmark" and then says something about pastry or Na Zdrowie if referred to Polish background. I don't mind that at all, if anything it's just another good reason to connect to people and share something good apart from my pointy erection. So lighten up 'tovaristch', I understand that Zbigniew Brzezinski must have been a thorn in your side (how's that for pointy?) but c'mon, water under the bridge:)

Travel / Hospitality, Scenery, Food, Clean Streets: My POSITIVE experiences in Poland (!) [39]

I've heard Bobby McFerrin is ready with a new hit called: "Don't fuss, just eat it". Apparently the video for the song features him eating carp sashimi, tapping to the rhythm with a pair of chopsticks (one white, one red).

Travel / Hospitality, Scenery, Food, Clean Streets: My POSITIVE experiences in Poland (!) [39]

Exactly so many more tasty fish like pike, sander, perch or trout. So why go for this slimy mud-dwelling blob with a charisma and taste of railway toilet? ;)

USA, Canada / PolAms -- do you regard yourselves only as 'white Americans'? [187]


I know, but by pointing out this mere technicality, you seemingly gave it the connotation of 'lesser evil'. As if...

USA, Canada / PolAms -- do you regard yourselves only as 'white Americans'? [187]


... and the victors needed to make sure that future German state wasn't too robust hence the resurgent Poland, fair enough, though had the Poles succumbed to germanization/russification over 5 generations (perfectly feasible scenario) as intended by the occupiers that option would have been close to impossible. Resilience=spirit, yep it helped them in the end.


A Dane!!! (Saxons came from Jutland) ;);)


*FlaglessPole blows his horn triumphantly over the scores of fleeing Teutons*
*he stopped now, scratching his head and muttering: where the fvck is my flag??* ;) ;)


So was the Sudetenland in 1938 and then the rest of Bohemia and Moravia later on. Every Czech must have breathed a sigh of relief : "Phew, that was close, no worries we got only annexed not occupied..."

Love / How do I make a Polish girl cry? [107]


Oh well, added bonus. Tell her you've always thought she needed a nose-job.

Love / How do I make a Polish girl cry? [107]

Just be yourself - i.e. sit on her face and fart then calmly ask her if she could lend you 100 quid.