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Polish worker's excuse and a vacuum cleaner (UK)


RJ_cdn  - | 267  
6 Mar 2008 /  #31
you must remember that Poland and the Poles are at least three hundred years behind other advanced western countries. There are poles who would not know what a vacuum cleaner is. It was the Russian Army in Poland after World War 2 that introduced the Poles to toilet paper.

Michal, thought for the day for you

Don't ever hold your farts in, because if you do it'll travel up your spine into your brain and that's where all your shi*ty ideas come from !!!!
ShelleyS  14 | 2883  
6 Mar 2008 /  #32
Im sure that this guy isnt the first and wont be the last to get caught with his nob in a hoover....the words beggers and chosers comes to mind!
noimmigration  
6 Mar 2008 /  #33
living in public toilets, eating swans and ******* vacum cleaners what are these crazy poles goin to do next
JustysiaS  13 | 2235  
6 Mar 2008 /  #34
what are these crazy poles goin to do next

they are coming for you, we tracked you down through the Polish forums
JustysiaS  13 | 2235  
6 Mar 2008 /  #36
at least Polish people werent trying to shag a BIKE: Scottish man shagging a bike.

you must remember that Poland and the Poles are at least three hundred years behind other advanced western countries. There are poles who would not know what a vacuum cleaner is. It was the Russian Army in Poland after World War 2 that introduced the Poles to toilet paper.

there is a joke in Polish for you, michal. Kto wynalazł rower? Ruski u Niemca na strychu.
tornado2007  11 | 2270  
6 Mar 2008 /  #37
Kto wynalazł rower? Ruski u Niemca na strychu.

hhhhmmmm you see, there are some languages that look and sound so sexy, i'm yet to be convinced by polish, that just looks aggressive, goodness no's what it sounds like :)
JustysiaS  13 | 2235  
6 Mar 2008 /  #38
Polish is sexy! lol. and that joke means: Who found/invented (in Polish found and invented is very simular) a bike? The russian in the germans attic.

******* vacum cleaners

there are websites offering special 'nozzles' for vacuum cleaners or electric toothbrushes to, err, relieve yourself with them, actually. i read an article about it in some ladies magazine ha ha.
tornado2007  11 | 2270  
6 Mar 2008 /  #39
there are websites offering special 'nozzles' for vacuum cleaners or electric toothbrushes to, err, relieve yourself with them, actually. i read an article about it in some ladies magazine ha ha.

you read some really disturbing but interesting stuff, lol, no wonder women are mad if they are reading magazines with that kind of content :)

Polish is sexy!

hhhhmmmm i'm not sure how, all those k's, y's and w's :)
JustysiaS  13 | 2235  
6 Mar 2008 /  #40
no wonder women are mad if they are reading magazines with that kind of content :)

i must agree with you on that, these magazines are scary!

all those k's, y's and w's :)

and Z's!
tornado2007  11 | 2270  
6 Mar 2008 /  #41
and Z's!

yeah i forgot those!!! totaly a big turn off those zzzzzzzzz's :)

i must agree with you on that, these magazines are scary!

the things women will read
JustysiaS  13 | 2235  
6 Mar 2008 /  #42
everybody hates the z's, they say there is at least one z in every Polish sentence ha ha. or just in one word such as 'szepietuszczyć' lmao, all them zzzzzs!
polski_zyd  2 | 72  
6 Mar 2008 /  #43
they say there is at least one z in every Polish sentence ha ha.

"nikt nie chce ciebie kurwa ty gruba pojebana pierdolona prostytutka, uciekaj do alfonsa!"

^^^^^^^^^^^^^
no there isn't haha :-)

not aimed at you Justysia, you are lovely ;)
tornado2007  11 | 2270  
6 Mar 2008 /  #44
not aimed at you Justysia, you are lovely ;)

ow how lovely, a touching moment, i'm wipping tears from my eyes as i type :) Just let me in on a secret, is it real love
noimmigration  
6 Mar 2008 /  #46
at least Polish people werent trying to shag a BIKE

at least he f*cked it in his own country, we dont go to poland f**cking all your inanimate objects.
jones101  1 | 349  
6 Mar 2008 /  #48
at least he f*cked it in his own country, we dont go to poland f**cking all your inanimate objects.

Heh
Zgubiony  15 | 1274  
6 Mar 2008 /  #49
Whatever...there are weird people everywhere.
JustysiaS  13 | 2235  
6 Mar 2008 /  #50
at least he f*cked it in his own country

ha ha, so in your opinion its ok to shag bikes, vacuum cleaners or other things as long as you do it in your own country? well, feel free then, henry, your only lover, is waiting for ya!

we dont go to poland ******* all your inanimate objects.

when you go anywhere abroad, not just Poland, you f*ck literally everything and everyone. young British people give a bad reputation for UK when they go for stag parties or weekends away in Eastern Europe, its a fact.

Justysia, you are lovely ;)

aww thanku!

Just let me in on a secret, is it real love

i dunno you tell me? :P
jones101  1 | 349  
6 Mar 2008 /  #51
young British people give a bad reputation for UK when they go for stag parties or weekends away in Eastern Europe, its a fact.

Do you think they would even come here if the pubs, clubs and women were not so accommodating to this behavior? I guess those flyers for ****** in every car window and on the sidewalks are for decoration? Poland has a huge vice industry and 'if you build it... they will come" Look at Prague...brothels are a HUGE business there.

Takes two to tango.
_Sofi_  
6 Mar 2008 /  #52
:| Sun Update
JustysiaS  13 | 2235  
6 Mar 2008 /  #53
flyers for ****** in every car window and on the sidewalks are for decoration?

where in Poland is that?
jones101  1 | 349  
6 Mar 2008 /  #54
Warsaw......they are everywhere....
Wroclaw  44 | 5359  
6 Mar 2008 /  #55
Not Wroclaw. That's for sure.
AAG  - | 8  
6 Mar 2008 /  #56
Whatever...there are weird people everywhere

In poland
Zgubiony  15 | 1274  
6 Mar 2008 /  #57
Do you think they would even come here if the pubs, clubs and women were not so accommodating to this behavior? I guess those flyers for ****** in every car window and on the sidewalks are for decoration? Poland has a huge vice industry and 'if you build it... they will come" Look at Prague...brothels are a HUGE business there.

Never saw any flyers except from British people. In Poznan I see loud obnoxious people getting kicked to the street all the time.

I heard in Krakow they don't allow stag parties in some pubs.

In poland

Poly - Mashu - AAG (whatever you're calling yourself these days) If you don't have anything constructive to add...then don't at all.
jones101  1 | 349  
6 Mar 2008 /  #58
If you live in Warsaw you cannot miss the flyers I am talking about...the brothel and strip club flyers. These are not from Brits they are from Polish businesses. They are stuck in every parked car window, parking meter and litter the ground because people toss them there after taking them off the cars.
Zgubiony  15 | 1274  
6 Mar 2008 /  #59
I can believe in Warsaw, but I've never sen any int he other cities I've visited. I just know that most people don't like these parties in their city.
Bartolome  2 | 1083  
6 Mar 2008 /  #60
at least he f*cked it in his own country

Waving Union Jack ?

we dont go to poland f**cking all your inanimate objects.

Well, you don't have to. I'm sure you'll find plenty of bikes, pavements etc. in your own country.

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