I DONT MIND WIPING HER ASS FOR 20K PER YEAR
Quite. To serve one's Queen, in any capacity, is a high honour indeed. Besides this would not be the worst job I've ever had Derek.
The worst job I ever had was with Jayne Mansfield. You know, she was a fantastic bird, you know .....
..... big t*ts, huge bum, and everything like that, but I had the terrible job of retrieving lobsters from her bum.