you did not get hit in a head at the paint ball party did you LOL.
Not quite, I only got shot twice the whole time i was there, on the foot, and at point blank range on my spine....no head injuries I've noticed :)
I thought that was haggis shaggers they were after ???
Auch aye, bi ye cannie catch the wee buggers so it makes the whole love making process quite difficult.
Gotta be kidding!
Seriously, armoured vehicles are the way to go. Make sure you mount them first with a few flame-throwers...