your military back ground shows, now stop fooling people here, although I enjoy your sense of humour.
I doubt anyone would take me seriously, it's a bit of a daft thread IMO, though im in Krakow where its common nature these days to see all cultures.
Reminds me of a story when I was sitting on Ayr beach with the ex, an a seagull came down and took her hotdog right out her hand. I thought it was hilarious but she actually tried to blame me!!! Like I had some psychic control over the seagull :D
Here is something i have just noticed, where the hell is the off-topic discussions? are they not shown on the front page?