Germans file WWII claims against Poland

Two rich polish men go camping. They brought everything they would need except for toilet paper. One says,"Man, I gotta take a ****, where is the toilet paper?" The other man says " I thought you brought it.? His friend says" No, you were supposed to." The other one says, " You’re rich, wipe your ass with a dollar." The first man agrees and goes to take a ****. He comes back pissed off and says to his friend, "You are the dumbest person on the planet, you are the reason people say that people of Polish descent are stupid. You told me to wipe my ass with a dollar." His friend says "Yes, what happened?" The first man replys, "Well thanks to you, Einstein, not only do I have **** all over my hand, I’ve got four quarters stuck up my ass."

sorry - the Germans I have met:)
well I do, I used to visit Berlin quite often:)

That's so unfair...everybody here has kittens and smilies!

:(

Did you hear about the Polish girl who had two chances to get pregnant?

She blew both of them.

Holy smoke, Patrycja, you are really Polish!!! Sorry, honey, for my doubting it! :)

You could always register as a user and then, as if by miracle, you would get smilies. Although I think you would still have to bring your own kitties.

Here I am!

Aren't you glad!!! :)

How many Poles does it take to kidnap a child?

Twelve.

One to kidnap the child and eleven to write the ransom note.

Just post the URL to the jokes page. It would be quicker in the long run.


My life is now complete.

Bratwurst Boy,

After you master balancing 1 kitty then you try the same trick with 2 kitties :) :) :)

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You've asked for smiles, which you won't get if you continue to slander, instead of posts with a minimum of intelligence or knowledge. From your posts, I'm assuming mama makes your lunch, where I live Polskie ogorki are expensive, my children appreciate it in their lunch but then you don't seem to want them anyway.

My post was page 6, post 173.

no problem :)

whats up with these annoying little turds? who told them they could come out
of the caves yet?

Some piper has been past playing his song. :)

please act like a civilized adult. or should we all find you a diaper for a avatar?
you already have the crap to fill it anyway!

I think there are no more annoying turds than Amis right now...every poll sees you far down...NOBODY likes or respects you anymore...everybody is laughing about you and the Chimpanzee you call president!

:)

Apols, German, I mean Bratwurst Boy.

mmmmmm where did you pull that out of a cracker jack box?

oh wait, you dont know what that is. oh well, guess you didnt get all your
schooling in. well send you some so you can get your degree.

Hi, did I answer your questions regarding German bitternes( the nursing comment got me!)