5 ways to intimidate/ turn off a Polish or non-Polish men;)

I wonder what would be the differences between polish guys and english. I.E tell a brittish guy your pregnant, they run to the hills, tell that to a polish guy, its wedding bells and meet the parents time:D

my list would be:-

1. A girl who constantly talks about herself.
2. If they **** in your toilet and forget to flush....grrrr
3. Nagging, i hate it sooooo much.
4. Clinginess, i mean, you dont need to hold me 24hrs a day!
5. Goths...need i say more. Before you kiss them you must blow the powder off their faces.

These are in now particular order;)

1. Controlling women
2. Not washing, ESPECIALLY DOWN THERE
3. Scroungers
4. Like dtaylor says, clinginess. I don't mind a woman showing she's keen but let me have my own space
5. Sarcasm. I can't stand girls that use sarcasm to make you look thick. "Like duuuuh"

An extra few;

6. Going to the toilet and leaving the door wide open
7. Forcingly farting. If you need to do it then do the lady thing and go to the toilet/outside. Be discreet.

ahem boys, read the title of the thread. The is a version for males somewhere.

Noooooo!!! That's unbelievable. You can't expect a girl to wash, particularly DOWN THERE. How selfish is that???


Haha! Now I know why people are afraid of me :/

geezuskrist, you've been through a lot!

Harsh. It was our feminine sides responding

oh, then I apologize:)

1.When they use their teeth instead of tongue
2.When they do not let me stare other women woth noticing
3.When they do not let me kiss their friends
4.When they ask do you tell the same to every girl?
5.When they want me to spank them.
Don't the men have the right to resist spanking women searching for pleasures?

to open the beer bottle?

Girls.... I am snorting coffee all over my laptop at this thread... :D

Now, that's a turnoff.
How can you treat a laptop like that??? ;)

why do you think I got a plastic clear cover for mine???

I would personally build a shrine to any girl who could do that:D
With their tounge of course...

Calling your penis a birdy is big no no!! pecker is even worse:/

this is one very comical thread

Oh right, ok then I assume you don't care if a guy misses out on washing his privates then lol...


I wouldn't say afraid... pfft... afraid of a GIRLLLL?? Pffft :-|


Some of the examples I mentioned I did have experience with, yes. I've been with a girl that clearly lacked attention to her bits in the bath. Have you ever gone down on a woman that hasn't recently washed her pus5y? I'd advise you not to. The same girl was also number 3. A scrounger. I've also been with a girl that went to the toilet and left the door wide open too. That's just dirty.

Now I have some girl that texts and rings me every 10 mins which would come to clinginess. I don't particularly find her attractive either.

None of these are council estate girls. I live no way near a council estate. They're just nice girls on the outside (apart from the clingy one) and dirty on the inside.

Like growling at a badly rolled rotten fish kebab...

nobody said that dating was easy;)

yeah, gotta kiss (or lick) many frogs as they say... ha ha

Kinda makes me glad i dont date anymore:D

Or exhibinionist action.Some girls cannot even go to toilet without being accompanied by friends.

dating has it's good sides too, you get to know many different types of people and you learn what to look for and what to avoid in the future. i'm really lucky that i didn't have to do a lot of "FROG HUNTING" before finding what i was looking for ;)

I hope you realise I was joking :/

Don't feed the frog.

I didnt know french guys were so popular:)

everyone wants a bit of a frog, it might turn out to be a real prince!

Yes,but what if you kiss the prince and he turns out to be a frog?

then you have to close your eyes and think about all the money he's got

And that his hand is his penis.

No one understands. I feel your pain :)

Like DUUUUUH :P