Pick up lines - the Polish style

She goes along with it. She actually liked it when I said it the first time...


Yup! He's 2 months old now and smiling all the time (unless he is hungry that is... When he's hungry, he turns into the child from hell)

Hey sweetie! Did you fall from haven? Because you look an angle! lol

"get your coat love,you`ve pulled"

usually ends in a slap in the face

that's old and lame...lol


dostałby liścia i by sie skończyło...
;)

how about " i like my bacon crispy in the morning"?

I hear hospital food has improved

I said it before and I will say it again: fibre!!!!!!!!!!


you kill me:)

is it hot in here or is it just me? oh i'm sorry its you (of course I would never say this...)

they all say that...lol

lol the kitten has sharp claws :-)

"You pure want the boaby...dont ye?"

That doesn't really work outside of Glasgow though.

Believe it or not, someone I did this to actually became my girlfriend. So let me paint a picture...

She was a friend of a friend that I had never met or talked to before and I was at a party. I had also spent my afternoon assembling some IKEA furniture and had a screw left over that I put in my pocket without thinking (you are always plus or minus one thing every time you buy something from IKEA). At the party while trying to find my cigarette lighter in my pocket, I came upon the screw.

I walked up to the girl and said "Hey! You wanna screw?" And as she looked at me and I saw the anger building in her eyes, I gave her the screw from my pocket and walked away. She followed me laughing and I had a date with her by the end of the night...

haha what a classy guy!!!

little feisty girl.. eeej.. LOL . I like that.. ;p

Siema, nazywam sie Pilot i mam duze jajca... a ty jak masz na imie?

you can compliment his hair style:
'i love what you did with the hair you've got left....'

;)

- What do you want for breakfast?

If a classic pick-up line works, I think that the girl was very interested in you already before you launched the pick-up line.

Yeah that would apply to me then ;), or call me kici ;)

best female response I have heard was after the question male 'can i have you number?' female 'sure, 07375 you can guess the rest'

Hehehe, not bad.

Hey are those Space pants??? coz ur ass is out of this world:):):):)

I wonder how long it will take for her to see this...hehe

My pick-up line: "Hello, I'm Zimmy"

pick up lines are fun and good ice-breakers, would never take them seriously....considering the first line i am usually asked by men is "are they real?" lol :))) I have to laugh...

Is that a mirror in your pocket? I can see me in your pants.

Are you DNA helicase? Because I'd like you to unzip my genes.

hehe a biology pick up line.

i just saw it.... lame! lol ;)


true! lol

Hahaha... as a medical student i must say that one was really fun!

More important than the opening line is the follow up.

why did you choose Bialystok? Trojmiasto is a nicer pleace with an interesting lifestyle and its pretty close to Sweden.

Glad you liked it. Seriously you remind me of the govenor of California when he was younger of course.

How much does a Polar bear weight?
Dunno...
Enough to break the ice ;)