Has anyone outside Poladn heard these or highyl simialr joeks? Joeks even in the pre-global era had a way of spreading world-wdie liek wold fire. The old American moron jokes, the Soviet-bloc policeman, quips about various nationalities (a German, Frechman and Brit did such and such, or a German Russian and Pole, etc.,etc.), including the notorious amwerican 'Pollack' jokes, płklus teh blonde jokes, etc., etc. are all strangely simialr wherev er you go. Probably ther same can be said for the following:
A man asks God 'Why are women so beautiful?' - 'So you men would love them dearly.' 'And why are women so stupid?' - 'So they would love you men as well!'
Why do men have a small slit at the tip of their penis?' - So oxygen can get to their brain.
'What did you husband give you for your birthday?' a lady friend asks Zosia. The reply comes: 'See sky-blue Porsche parked across the street?' The lady friend is flabbergasted, but Zosia continues: 'Well, he gave me an apron the same colour!'
Man: 'My wife smashed up my brand-new Porsche?'
Friedn: 'Did she get hurt?'
Man. 'Not yet. She's locked herself in the bathroom!'
Blonde rushes into her office screaming: 'My car has been stolen?'
'What kind was it?' her male workmates ask.
'A red one!'
A man asks God 'Why are women so beautiful?' - 'So you men would love them dearly.' 'And why are women so stupid?' - 'So they would love you men as well!'
Why do men have a small slit at the tip of their penis?' - So oxygen can get to their brain.
'What did you husband give you for your birthday?' a lady friend asks Zosia. The reply comes: 'See sky-blue Porsche parked across the street?' The lady friend is flabbergasted, but Zosia continues: 'Well, he gave me an apron the same colour!'
Man: 'My wife smashed up my brand-new Porsche?'
Friedn: 'Did she get hurt?'
Man. 'Not yet. She's locked herself in the bathroom!'
Blonde rushes into her office screaming: 'My car has been stolen?'
'What kind was it?' her male workmates ask.
'A red one!'