Help, Polish men are very complicated!

Thanks db! As you are male and Polish, know any good jokes that may break the ice?

Aha, so maybe all the non-Polish forum members should stop posting because they aren't Polish, right? Relationships are more universal than you think.

Why not break the ice with a simple Dzien dobry :-)

Im being honest. What do you want me to say? Fact of the matter is some guy comes in a couple of hours a week and you have a crush on him..You could start humming the wedding march next time he comes in and see how he reacts?

Some Polish men are very friendly and he gives you a lovely greeting and makes you feel very welcome :) but it does sound like that's all it is ? Sorry :(

I think any female would be flattered by that :) just be very friendly back and smile a lot and wait for him to suggest if he wants to ask you out. In the meantime relax and enjoy his friendliness :)

Best bit of advice yet! (apart from mine of course ;0) )

Sounds advice from Lir. The common prescription that emerges from almost all discussions on relationships is 'take it slow and easy'. A progressive approach usually yield the most positive results. Also, giving breathing space is becoming more and more important these days :)

He's not...look at his profile pic, it's quite clear to see! He is however possibly related to Little Richard!

try:

Wyjdziesz za mnie?

or

Lubię duzy kielbasa

As others said, Polish guys are no different than guys from other countries (except fo Michal and Harry who are stupid).

Still, I understand your hesitations and to that I would suggest what I do myself in situations where I am not sure about proper reaction/behavior - just tell them that you are not sure if you are approaching a given situation in an acceptable situation. That will cover your ass (not that it's bare) for a lot of mistakes, and that will also tell the other person that you care, are aware and sensitive to the possible differences in customs and habits. Life's usually good from that point on.

Ok, thanks to everyone for their help and advice, even the silly stuff. Could someone translate this for me ( preferably not King Sobieski), and then someone else double check it for me ..........- it really WOULD NOT be funny to wind me up on this....

" Hi Dude, did you miss my cake this week? I hope you are looking after yourself, don't forget to have a shave!"

'Dude' ? You didnt say he was American, in that case language doesnt matter. Just wave an American flag, chant freedom and show him your feet

Thats the crazy house in the centre of Sopot, is he from Gdansk? Great place is Sopot.

He hates you, in fact he's using you to hook up with your thin pretty girlfriend, being nice to fat best friends never fails.

I know it is serious, you have no idea how worried about you I am pumpkin. I am Irish, so unfortunately it takes more than a 'cake' to entice me :| Can you buy jaffa cakes anywhere near you. Its an old Polish tradition that if you like a man you stick a jaffa cake on your forehead, then when the object of your desire you sees this he has to politely lick all the chocolate off it. Many a Polish couple have got together in this way, beautiful culture

YOU ARE ALL SAVAGES!!!!! I need help here, i'm off to find a proper Polish forum that actually works......

That is what makes this place special. Suck it up, I am sure some of the answers provided so far are relevant.

Only if i manage to get the little ones into the backseat of my car O.O


Dude just go up to him "hi i'm starving for a bit of penis, would you like some coffee?" Dating is not rocket science ffs all it takes is to ask.

'Dude' dont be listening to no punk biatch Savage tree crunchers here ma sister from another mother. Holla out to ma Polska homies on the left side, soaking up da rays on the C side, neva gonna let ya inta ma B side. Peace home girl

Ayeee !!!!!11

Seriously... we can't really help you...

Angielski - I think the guy's got a crush on you too, at least a bit. You just have to make sure he is really single.