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Polish girlfriend and birth control!


szarlotka 8 | 2,209  
15 Dec 2008 /  #31
no, they don't make them in x-small sizes...

Chortle, chortle. I suppose he could wear one on his nose. When people asked who he thought he was he could reply F*** Knows.

Send this to Random. Obviously in days gone by this would go to the random abuse thread . I think I need to resurrect that one.
Seanus 15 | 19,706  
15 Dec 2008 /  #32
I think we all do
beckski 12 | 1,617  
15 Dec 2008 /  #33
the idea of a condom fitting room.

He can always try fitting the condom on a banana first for practice. Learning to apply a condom shouldn't be difficult like a calculus problem.
Seanus 15 | 19,706  
15 Dec 2008 /  #34
You'd be surprised. Oh, did I say that?
Shawn_H  
15 Dec 2008 /  #35
condom fitting room.

yeah, his parents got their condoms at the lumpek store.
Seanus 15 | 19,706  
15 Dec 2008 /  #36
I hope he bought the hole repair kit ;)
polishgirltx  
15 Dec 2008 /  #37
does he know that condoms are not to the multiple use...?
Seanus 15 | 19,706  
15 Dec 2008 /  #38
Not for multiple use? Let's hope so pgtx
Shawn_H  
15 Dec 2008 /  #39
I hope he bought the hole repair kit ;)

Granny with the sharp elbow wouldn't let him near it.
Matyjasz 2 | 1,544  
15 Dec 2008 /  #40
Why are so many people on here so quick to judge and abuse others is beyond me.

It doesn't look as if m_26 was abusing his girlfriend. It seems that they both love each other and are aware and willing to face the consequences of their actions.

To answer your question m_26,

I have been pulling out, but I wanted to know if I will more or less be forced to marry her if some of my swimmers happens to make it in there? I doubt she's on birth control. Do you think she'd be willing to get on something if I talked to her about it?

Nobody can force you to marry her, however I doubt if she would want to become a single mother. I think it's time you two should talk.
PolskaDoll 28 | 2,104  
15 Dec 2008 /  #41
Nobody can force you to marry her, however I doubt if she would want to become a single mother. I think it's time you two should talk.

I think that sums it up in one.

The time for recklessness has passed. Use protection and if you're still happy together in a couple of years then that's the time for bringing up a baby.
southern 75 | 7,096  
15 Dec 2008 /  #42
birth control!

I also noticed that polish girls hate condoms.(sth like ''if you are serious with me,why use a condom?'').
wildrover 98 | 4,451  
15 Dec 2008 /  #43
try fitting the condom on a banana

I tried that...she got pregnant...but the banana didn,t.....
JustysiaS 13 | 2,240  
15 Dec 2008 /  #44
Why are so many people on here so quick to judge and abuse others is beyond me.

i'm just giving my opinion, it's the 21st century and there are so many methods of contraception available that it beggars belief some people, especially so young, use the pulling out method and risk getting the girl pregnant. contraception in UK is free, they go on about using condoms on every tv channel for gods sakes. i understand that the girl might be unexperienced and not quite understanding the consequences or responsibilities, but the guy asking random people on the forum about their thoughts on this instead of discussing this with his girlfriend 8 months ago before they even started sleeping together really does show who's the most immature out of both of them. i get it that many guys don't like using condoms cos of the hassle or not always having one handy, or prefering the 'natural' feel, but this bloke here has clearly abused this situation for months and months. it's not even funny. it's a public forum so i shall write what i want.
wildrover 98 | 4,451  
15 Dec 2008 /  #45
it's a public forum so i shall write what i want.

and why not...? If i came on the forum with such a dumb question i would expect some abuse....Where i come from in Yorkshire they have a saying.... Ask a stupid question....you get a stupid answer....!
plk123 8 | 4,150  
15 Dec 2008 /  #46
and that's in btw.
slick77 - | 127  
15 Dec 2008 /  #47
Do you think she'd be willing to get on something if I talked to her about it?

you should ask dr phil or her
plk123 8 | 4,150  
15 Dec 2008 /  #48
dr phil? how about Jerry? :D
Patrycja19 63 | 2,699  
16 Dec 2008 /  #49
first you write this.

ok I may have come off a little crude in my earlier posts.. We do love each other and I am fully prepared to provide for her and the baby if that was to happen. And I do plan on marrying her in the future..

then you write this..

I dont know about anyone else, but my advice I would hope would help someone eventually.. you came in asking advice, then you contradicted your own post by saying your fully prepared to marry her, but yet you want to ask a forum full of people who are having conversations about POLAND>> or other things and dont know you from adam to give you advice on something you already made your mind up about.. I really believe you are playing/toying with all of us.. and I feel this way only because of last nights conversation.. to which I think either you know

NO IMMIGRATION or you are him.. either way.. your post sounds fake and
someone commented on the fact that you should be not talking about this on a forum.. as things like this are personal.. which is true.. you dont sound like a responsible young man, someone who is responsible would have not brought this to a forum , and he would have been smart enough to get a condom or ask her prior to * putting it in* if she was using some type of contraception..

I think I am done with these game players..

and NO immigration, you cant pull the wool over my eyes.. I know you either put someone up to it, or you used a different name. which isnt hard to do in this forum and you said you have at least 8000 comps at work, I am sure someone you know is prob laughing with you..

go ahead and enjoy yourself. we have had trolls lurk the neighborhood before and they are gone..
mafketis 24 | 9,352  
16 Dec 2008 /  #50
First, "pulling out" is not a good method of birth control. Enough sperm are released before ejaculation that your girlfriend could easily get pregnant.

Second, part of the social bargain in Poland (for a looooong time now) has been that couples that have sex before marriage are expected get married if she gets pregnant (note high percentage of big bellied brides).

If you're serious about birth control, bag your business and tell her why. If you're old enough to be having regular sex you're old enough to talk about the potential consequences.
wildrover 98 | 4,451  
16 Dec 2008 /  #51
See the thread on 10,000 Poles in the UK for abortions....
ShelleyS 14 | 2,893  
16 Dec 2008 /  #52
start using, stupidity could be hereditary

And the award for the best quote goes to Mr Mc :)

What on earth did these morons do before forums were invented!

Thank God that nobody has hit on the idea of a condom fitting room.

There must be some form of "fitting room" since they come in all sizes :)
Polson 5 | 1,771  
16 Dec 2008 /  #53
you must be a result of an abortion gone wrong then

start using [condoms], stupidity could be hereditary

Funny sentences in a very 'serious' thread ^^

I also noticed that polish girls hate condoms

Well, i'm not a Polish girl, but i must say that using no condom is more 'natural'... But of course, we have to use it ;)

Btw, have you ever wondered what would happen if we found a vaccination against the HIV? I was thinking of a new sex revolution...but maybe i'm wrong ;)
Seanus 15 | 19,706  
16 Dec 2008 /  #54
Try the flavoured ones and see if that works. I still haven't found cabbage or pickle flavour, LOL.

Bringing the great taste of kapuĊ›niak to you on a lolly pop (ahem, clears throat). Now, what was I saying? Oh yes...
Maybe 12 | 409  
16 Dec 2008 /  #55
M_26, have you considered buggery?
OP m_26  
16 Dec 2008 /  #56
tried a couple times but she's not too keen on it.
JustysiaS 13 | 2,240  
16 Dec 2008 /  #57
have you ever wondered what would happen if we found a vaccination against the HIV? I was thinking of a new sex revolution...but maybe i'm wrong ;)

there is one, they came up with it on south park. you just have to inject yourself with all your cash. lol
polishgirltx  
16 Dec 2008 /  #58
tried a couple times but she's not too keen on it.

well...i really hope that you won't post here again in a few months that your gf is pregnant and you don't know what to do....
OP m_26  
16 Dec 2008 /  #59
No, I will marry her if she does, I was just originally asking if I would HAVE TO marry her.. Of course I would, but would I be required to. That's what I meant.
JustysiaS 13 | 2,240  
16 Dec 2008 /  #60
if a guy is decent and genuine, he will take consequences of his actions regardless of his partner's nationality. the 'responsibility' of marrying a woman you got pregnant doesn't apply to Polish women only you know. if you don't wanna marry her and get freaked out by the whole thing, you will have to arrange a plan of financial support and visits, if you wanna keep in touch that is. i just find it silly to ask questions like that, what is so different about impregnating your Polish girlfriend, it's not like the Polish government will put you on their most wanted list. stop being such a muppet and act like a man, not a silly little mommas boy.

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