Polish girlfriend and birth control!

Chortle, chortle. I suppose he could wear one on his nose. When people asked who he thought he was he could reply F*** Knows.

Send this to Random. Obviously in days gone by this would go to the random abuse thread . I think I need to resurrect that one.

I think we all do

He can always try fitting the condom on a banana first for practice. Learning to apply a condom shouldn't be difficult like a calculus problem.

You'd be surprised. Oh, did I say that?

yeah, his parents got their condoms at the lumpek store.

I hope he bought the hole repair kit ;)

does he know that condoms are not to the multiple use...?

Not for multiple use? Let's hope so pgtx

Granny with the sharp elbow wouldn't let him near it.

Why are so many people on here so quick to judge and abuse others is beyond me.

It doesn't look as if m_26 was abusing his girlfriend. It seems that they both love each other and are aware and willing to face the consequences of their actions.

To answer your question m_26,


Nobody can force you to marry her, however I doubt if she would want to become a single mother. I think it's time you two should talk.

I think that sums it up in one.

The time for recklessness has passed. Use protection and if you're still happy together in a couple of years then that's the time for bringing up a baby.

I also noticed that polish girls hate condoms.(sth like ''if you are serious with me,why use a condom?'').

I tried that...she got pregnant...but the banana didn,t.....

i'm just giving my opinion, it's the 21st century and there are so many methods of contraception available that it beggars belief some people, especially so young, use the pulling out method and risk getting the girl pregnant. contraception in UK is free, they go on about using condoms on every tv channel for gods sakes. i understand that the girl might be unexperienced and not quite understanding the consequences or responsibilities, but the guy asking random people on the forum about their thoughts on this instead of discussing this with his girlfriend 8 months ago before they even started sleeping together really does show who's the most immature out of both of them. i get it that many guys don't like using condoms cos of the hassle or not always having one handy, or prefering the 'natural' feel, but this bloke here has clearly abused this situation for months and months. it's not even funny. it's a public forum so i shall write what i want.

and why not...? If i came on the forum with such a dumb question i would expect some abuse....Where i come from in Yorkshire they have a saying.... Ask a stupid question....you get a stupid answer....!

and that's in btw.

you should ask dr phil or her

dr phil? how about Jerry? :D

first you write this.


then you write this..

I dont know about anyone else, but my advice I would hope would help someone eventually.. you came in asking advice, then you contradicted your own post by saying your fully prepared to marry her, but yet you want to ask a forum full of people who are having conversations about POLAND>> or other things and dont know you from adam to give you advice on something you already made your mind up about.. I really believe you are playing/toying with all of us.. and I feel this way only because of last nights conversation.. to which I think either you know

NO IMMIGRATION or you are him.. either way.. your post sounds fake and
someone commented on the fact that you should be not talking about this on a forum.. as things like this are personal.. which is true.. you dont sound like a responsible young man, someone who is responsible would have not brought this to a forum , and he would have been smart enough to get a condom or ask her prior to * putting it in* if she was using some type of contraception..

I think I am done with these game players..

and NO immigration, you cant pull the wool over my eyes.. I know you either put someone up to it, or you used a different name. which isnt hard to do in this forum and you said you have at least 8000 comps at work, I am sure someone you know is prob laughing with you..

go ahead and enjoy yourself. we have had trolls lurk the neighborhood before and they are gone..

First, "pulling out" is not a good method of birth control. Enough sperm are released before ejaculation that your girlfriend could easily get pregnant.

Second, part of the social bargain in Poland (for a looooong time now) has been that couples that have sex before marriage are expected get married if she gets pregnant (note high percentage of big bellied brides).

If you're serious about birth control, bag your business and tell her why. If you're old enough to be having regular sex you're old enough to talk about the potential consequences.

See the thread on 10,000 Poles in the UK for abortions....

And the award for the best quote goes to Mr Mc :)

What on earth did these morons do before forums were invented!


There must be some form of "fitting room" since they come in all sizes :)

Funny sentences in a very 'serious' thread ^^


Well, i'm not a Polish girl, but i must say that using no condom is more 'natural'... But of course, we have to use it ;)

Btw, have you ever wondered what would happen if we found a vaccination against the HIV? I was thinking of a new sex revolution...but maybe i'm wrong ;)

Try the flavoured ones and see if that works. I still haven't found cabbage or pickle flavour, LOL.

Bringing the great taste of kapuśniak to you on a lolly pop (ahem, clears throat). Now, what was I saying? Oh yes...

M_26, have you considered buggery?

tried a couple times but she's not too keen on it.

there is one, they came up with it on south park. you just have to inject yourself with all your cash. lol

well...i really hope that you won't post here again in a few months that your gf is pregnant and you don't know what to do....

No, I will marry her if she does, I was just originally asking if I would HAVE TO marry her.. Of course I would, but would I be required to. That's what I meant.

if a guy is decent and genuine, he will take consequences of his actions regardless of his partner's nationality. the 'responsibility' of marrying a woman you got pregnant doesn't apply to Polish women only you know. if you don't wanna marry her and get freaked out by the whole thing, you will have to arrange a plan of financial support and visits, if you wanna keep in touch that is. i just find it silly to ask questions like that, what is so different about impregnating your Polish girlfriend, it's not like the Polish government will put you on their most wanted list. stop being such a muppet and act like a man, not a silly little mommas boy.