and say something directly.
That madam is the only viable solution to your situation, as a polish man who traveled the world i can tell you we're not really different from Brits so there's no nation attached advice you could be given.
Now polish women, they are not even human but we are pretty much the same as brits so do the thing you'd do when confronting a tea&crumpets brit and have a talk.
Ps. i like you already, so few women grab the bull by the horns and yes innuendo was supposed to be there, go for it.