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My neighbours in Poland are stealing all my things


Lady in red  
4 Oct 2007 /  #91
I think wildrover should let the thieves know he has put a curse on the stolen things and that the only way it can be removed is if the items are put back in their original place.

Some Polish people are very superstitious and believe in curses.........<s>

:)

The Poles prefer animals such as doge because they are obedient and do what they must to be fed, it is a sort of power thing with the Poles. You throw a stick and the dog runs and fetches whereas other races speak their minds and tell the truth.

What a load of cobblers (rubbish) !!!!

You should write fiction michal, then burn it........hahaha !!
Michal - | 1,865  
4 Oct 2007 /  #92
You should write fiction michal, then burn it........hahaha !!

I did, I wrote the book called Lady In Red.
osiol 55 | 3,921  
4 Oct 2007 /  #93
I can not discuss other countries as I have no experience

But you do (sort-of) discuss other countries - you always say they are better.
A bit more experience might show you where you are wrong.
Go forth and experience.

I did, I wrote the book called Lady In Red.

Copying some Chris DeBurgh lyrics in crayon doesn't count as writing a book.
Lady in red  
4 Oct 2007 /  #94
I did, I wrote the book called Lady In Red.

Well if you did, then shut up about Polish people then <s.>

Copying some Chris DeBurgh lyrics in crayon doesn't count as writing a book.

thank you osiol :)
randompal 7 | 306  
4 Oct 2007 /  #95
You throw a stick and the dog runs and fetches whereas other races speak their minds and tell the truth.

the fact that this person thinks a dog is a "race" speaks volumes
Michal - | 1,865  
4 Oct 2007 /  #96
Well if you did, then shut up about Polish people then <s.>

Why? Are you Polish?
Lady in red  
4 Oct 2007 /  #97
Are you Polish?

No, am Japanese :)
OP wildrover 98 | 4,438  
4 Oct 2007 /  #98
Before this guy gets his loaf of bread. Can some one point him to the nearest brain surgeon

do you mean me...?
Michal - | 1,865  
4 Oct 2007 /  #99
It is a well known fact that the Poles will steal everything even things 'nailed down'. My family in Poland tried to grow trees to make a boundary fence and they were all stolen in the night so they replanted then yet again and guess what? Yes, in the night again, the same thing happened all the trees were pulled up by their roots and were stolen so what was the point? They gave up. Traveling on trains too is very dangerous in Poland. They will rob you and then throw your body out of the window to hid the evidence.
Lady in red  
4 Oct 2007 /  #100
It is a well known fact

yeah ? well, I never knew that..........you are so ridiculous, don't you realise that people on here are laughing at you, not with you ?

you have a very vivid imagination. is that caused by alcohol or drugs ?
randompal 7 | 306  
4 Oct 2007 /  #101
It is a well known fact

No it isn't.

They gave up.

Then they are either quitters, or dolts. They should have just bought or built a fence instead of fooling around with expensive landscape shrubbery.

It is a well known fact that the Poles will steal everything even things 'nailed down'.

While living in the United States Randompal has had 3 bikes stolen. Number of bikes stolen while living in Poland: zero.

Traveling on trains too is very dangerous in Poland.

Randompal has never had a problem on any train in Poland.
polonia - | 4  
4 Oct 2007 /  #102
Yes, Wildrover, I mean you. Now I am definatly convinced you need a brain surgeon. Who in there right mind will go to a Polish village.

The most basic needs are food cloth & shelter not an Harley. Do you honest beleive that the police will help you. The Police are in it and even if not they are probebly related to the theives.

So will you eat the tyres of the wheels of your harley first or the seat. Please dont forget to boild them first.
OP wildrover 98 | 4,438  
4 Oct 2007 /  #103
If i have the brain surgery , like having the brain removed , then sell my Harley and get an old womans bycycle , some tracksuit bottoms and have my head shaved so i look like a Russian convict...Will i then be accepted as a Polish villager......You really hate that i have a Harley don,t you...?

Excuse my dig at Polish villagers , i thought that Polonia was a jealous local and not an English guy who is advertising for Polish girls because he thinks they are more desperate and won,t reject him as readily as English girls certainly would...The Polish girls just love my Harley Polonia....bet you really hate Harley,s now......
polonia - | 4  
4 Oct 2007 /  #104
I dont hate your Harley. Infact I had a Harley which was stolen in London. I am concerned about your well being and thats why sugguested that you see a surgeon.

Happy riding

Atleast, I am open in my offer to the Polish girls and have the confidance about it, the girls can take it or leave it, there is no front and no deception on my part.

Further, I am not using my Harley to attract girls on the back of an empty stomach. Did you see the Laurel hardy film in which they were so hungry that they used their boot laces as spagethi
OP wildrover 98 | 4,438  
4 Oct 2007 /  #105
Infact I had a Harley

So , you had a Harley , then perhaps you can understand why i ain,t gonna part with it no matter how tough things get.....I suppose if became a matter of life and death i would sell it , but its not that bad , just a little tough at times...And on a practical level it is cheap on fuel...I need to have transport for any work offers...Sorry you lost yours , i believe they should hang bikesthieves , like they used to with horse thieves in the wild west....
polonia - | 4  
4 Oct 2007 /  #106
wildrover: I have no problems with you and your Harley. I am just astonished that you are so kneive to do what you have done i.e. end up in an area of Poland, where perhaps the villigers in their wildest dream would not have be able to see touch & feel a Harley.

I, fully understand you relationship with a Harley and I for one moment is not sugguesting that you sell it. But to have all the material things over basics like food is what concerns me about your state of mind .

Can you please tell me, why you had upped it for Poland???? Were you very close to your mum and her passing away has made you react in the manner that you did !!!!!!!!

If you are not careful. One day your Harley will be stolen and taken to Russia or Serbia.
Is it safe to assume that if you dont have money to eat than perhaps it is not insured either.
OP wildrover 98 | 4,438  
4 Oct 2007 /  #107
why you had upped it for Poland????

I fell in love with Poland during aid trips i organised and led to Belarus , and no my mum had nothing to do with it , i left home when i was 16 , so wasn,t that close to her...I had planned on it being tough out here for the first year till i sold my house in UK , but this house is no longer mine , so i now have to wait for the sale of another house....When it happens i will be rich...till then i just gotta hang in there and do my best to survive......I don,t want to go into details about my security of the Harley , but lets just say any attempt to steal it would be a painfull mistake....
Daisy 3 | 1,224  
5 Oct 2007 /  #108
Traveling on trains too is very dangerous in Poland. They will rob you and then throw your body out of the window to hid the evidence.

Please, please, please go for a train ride in Poland Michal, I'll pay your fare
Puzzler 9 | 1,088  
5 Oct 2007 /  #109
I have traveled across Poland and I have stolen a lot in my time. I can not discuss other countries as I have no experience but I do know Poland very well and oink !

- And now the Orwellian although non-British oinker pretending to be a-patriotic- Polonophobic-Englishman plays an expert on putting fences, planting trees and travelling by train in Poland!

Oi! What further excretise should be splashed out of the deep guano where the oinker lieth?
:)

Please, please, please go for a train ride in Poland

- It can be also seen this way: if the thing travelled in Poland and yet it remains alive, then the Polish people must be angels.

:)

re: the clown calling itself perversely 'polonia' ('polonophobia' would be more proper).

Another of the piggy tribe?

The usual use of pseudo-psychoanalysis seems to be one of the proofs of it.

I am tempted to ask the creature where in Poland he has seen villages whose inhabitants are ignorant of Harleys, let him give the name of even one such village, but I shall abstain, because the answer can only be the usual oink-oink, perthaps with some irate freudy gruntings.

:)
ukpolska  
5 Oct 2007 /  #110
Traveling on trains too is very dangerous in Poland. They will rob you and then throw your body out of the window to hid the evidence.

Oh, I love this guys ignorance, it makes me so happy that I do not have to meet people like him anymore since moving to Poland.

Thank god this fool is in a minority in the UK and not a true representation of English people :O)
randompal 7 | 306  
5 Oct 2007 /  #111
Thank god this fool is in a minority in the UK and not a true representation of English people

what makes you think he is British? His English isn't perfect (unless he's faking the poor grammar and inconsistent spelling), one would think that he's Polish, just trying to stir things up a bit in order to find boredom.
ukpolska  
5 Oct 2007 /  #112
Hmmmm, food for thought, you may have something there!!!
Michal - | 1,865  
5 Oct 2007 /  #113
you are so ridiculous, don't you realise that people on here are laughing at you, not with you ?

Obviously, you have never been in Poland and/or you were just lucky whilst there.
witek 1 | 587  
5 Oct 2007 /  #114
It is a well known fact that the Poles will steal everything even things 'nailed down'. My family in Poland tried to grow trees to make a boundary fence and they were all stolen in the night so they replanted then yet again and guess what? Yes, in the night again, the same thing happened all the trees were pulled up by their roots and were stolen so what was the point?

lol good one. Poles are good at stealing. Better lock your door Michal.The best is when I hear thieves have disasembeled and stolen a bridge in one night or some train tracks.
OP wildrover 98 | 4,438  
5 Oct 2007 /  #115
I heard a story that a bunch of Polish guys stole a bulldozer , used it to push a ton of earth into a large pond ,and then stole all the fish that were displaced along with the water...made me smile a bit
Lady in red  
5 Oct 2007 /  #116
Yes Michal, you'd best watch out if you visit Poland again, because if you don't get attacked and dumped off a train, then someone may just steal your body and sell off your body parts for money..........Wonder what the market rate is these days for kidneys and eyes lol.........

hahahaha !

:)
randompal 7 | 306  
5 Oct 2007 /  #117
Wonder what the market rate is these days for kidneys and eyes lol

don't know about the eyes but in Eastern Europe healthy kidneys fetch a couple of thousand bucks, apperently.
Michal - | 1,865  
5 Oct 2007 /  #118
heard a story that a bunch of Polish guys stole a bulldozer , used it to push a ton of earth into a large pond ,and then stole all the fish that were displaced along with the water...made me smile a bit

It happened not long ago here in Farncombe. The Poles came and stole all the fish out of the pound. The fish are not even edible but the Poles, like the south Koreans, eat anything and everything when they are hungry.
Kilkline 1 | 689  
5 Oct 2007 /  #119
Your Missus is Polish isnt she?
Ronek 1 | 261  
5 Oct 2007 /  #120
yup. He prolly keeps her hungry all the time so that she would do anything for him

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