szarlotka
5 Nov 2009
UK, Ireland / Why do Poles come to England? [514]
Good God no
It has been formed and it's called UKIP, are you a member ?
Good God no
szarlotka
6 Nov 2009
History / Fall of the Wall II [8]
On the 9th November, the fall of the Berlin Wall twenty years ago (Jeez is it really that long ago) will be commemorated by pushing over the first of thousands of 2.5 metre high 'dominoes' that strecth for over 2km. Rumour has it that the two people in line for the honour are Lech 'The Walrus' Walesa and Mikhail 'Strawberry' Gorbachev. Seems a little predictable. Who do you think should be given the honour?
I think we should give the job to Putin - maybe he would remember that the old days have gone!
<Szarlotka - exercising my right to start trivial threads>
On the 9th November, the fall of the Berlin Wall twenty years ago (Jeez is it really that long ago) will be commemorated by pushing over the first of thousands of 2.5 metre high 'dominoes' that strecth for over 2km. Rumour has it that the two people in line for the honour are Lech 'The Walrus' Walesa and Mikhail 'Strawberry' Gorbachev. Seems a little predictable. Who do you think should be given the honour?
I think we should give the job to Putin - maybe he would remember that the old days have gone!
<Szarlotka - exercising my right to start trivial threads>
szarlotka
6 Nov 2009
History / Fall of the Wall II [8]
Sod the dominoes. We should have a competition to see who gets to knee Bono in the nuts then;)
U2
Sod the dominoes. We should have a competition to see who gets to knee Bono in the nuts then;)
szarlotka
9 Nov 2009
Love / Do not marry Polish woman [212]
My answer to the original assertion would depend upon at what time in my marriage it was asked. In the early years it would have been along the lines of “you would be barking mad not to marry one”. In the subsequent years the answer would be very much the same, with the addition of good performance in the motherhood stakes, loyalty, understanding and good old Polish common sense. However, if you were to ask me now my advice would be to steer clear of them. The reason for this change of opinion is simple really. In my advancing years I am getting hacked off with all new acquaintances saying how pretty my daughter is! Guys, steer clear of them – they age too well.
Szar <happy as a pig in sh*t>
My answer to the original assertion would depend upon at what time in my marriage it was asked. In the early years it would have been along the lines of “you would be barking mad not to marry one”. In the subsequent years the answer would be very much the same, with the addition of good performance in the motherhood stakes, loyalty, understanding and good old Polish common sense. However, if you were to ask me now my advice would be to steer clear of them. The reason for this change of opinion is simple really. In my advancing years I am getting hacked off with all new acquaintances saying how pretty my daughter is! Guys, steer clear of them – they age too well.
Szar <happy as a pig in sh*t>
szarlotka
9 Nov 2009
szarlotka
12 Nov 2009
Love / Do not marry Polish woman [212]
My wife is a blondie and she has very good academic qualifications and a very good job. Hang on a bit though, she married me. Frd is right!
you must be joking...
My wife is a blondie and she has very good academic qualifications and a very good job. Hang on a bit though, she married me. Frd is right!
szarlotka
18 Nov 2009
Work / Driving Jobs in Poland? [4]
I can't help you directly but one of our regular members, I think he uses the name Hairball, has done just what you intend to. When he turns uop he should be able to give you loads of advice.
I can't help you directly but one of our regular members, I think he uses the name Hairball, has done just what you intend to. When he turns uop he should be able to give you loads of advice.
szarlotka
18 Nov 2009
szarlotka
18 Nov 2009
Love / My Polish girlfriend checks my mobile phone all the time [70]
My wife checks my mobile all the time. She makes sure it is charged, that the jam from my afternoon doughnut is removed, that the screen is clean and the keys have no dust between them. Often this takes over half an hour. Should I be worried?
She also diligently cleans the PCs in the house and checks Facebook to make sure I’m not being cyber bullied. Now that is being thoughtful.
My wife checks my mobile all the time. She makes sure it is charged, that the jam from my afternoon doughnut is removed, that the screen is clean and the keys have no dust between them. Often this takes over half an hour. Should I be worried?
She also diligently cleans the PCs in the house and checks Facebook to make sure I’m not being cyber bullied. Now that is being thoughtful.
szarlotka
19 Nov 2009
Law / Marriage Procedure in Poland [56]
And it would be wise to employ the same tactics at the birth of your first child;)
Many congratulations to you and your wife Seanus.
I kept my distance before going into the room and going through with it.
And it would be wise to employ the same tactics at the birth of your first child;)
Many congratulations to you and your wife Seanus.
szarlotka
20 Nov 2009
UK, Ireland / English tossers give Brits a bad name in Poland [139]
General Melchett would have had the bounders shot at dawn
General Melchett would have had the bounders shot at dawn
szarlotka
22 Dec 2009
UK, Ireland / UK government refuses me to live in the UK!!! [22]
Bit back to front. It must be an Xmas prank.
Bet they still want you to stump up some back tax revenues though;)
Bit back to front. It must be an Xmas prank.
Bet they still want you to stump up some back tax revenues though;)
szarlotka
28 Dec 2009
Love / A suitable birthday gift for a Polish lady? [26]
May a thousand camels fall from the sky upon you. Van is the man;)
once I got a Van Morrison CD from a friend from Ireland.
hated it,
hated it,
May a thousand camels fall from the sky upon you. Van is the man;)
szarlotka
29 Dec 2009
Law / New ID 'card' in Poland [19]
les batards if we're being picky:)
How many ten year 'ID' cards are issued in Poland? Not many I guess so that may be why the paper version persists.
LES, to be exact.
les batards if we're being picky:)
How many ten year 'ID' cards are issued in Poland? Not many I guess so that may be why the paper version persists.