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Deadly Roads - "Are polish roads really THAT dangerous?" [139]
My wife is polish and i'm Scottish. I'm not religous but i've started to pray before getting into a car here. What i have learnt is to forget everything you ever learnt driving in Britian and become an intolerant, aggressive, talentless moroon, but on the bright side, last week i was driving along minding my own business when this prick in a 20 year old BMW decides to show me how its done in Poland. I thought he would have been put off with the big flashing yellow lights indicating school, or the sign saying dangerous bends for 2km, but these were obviously just guidlines and that he'd seen Kubica driving on the tv and he dosnt slow down for anything as petty as that. Well i'm sure youve an idea were this going (unfortunatly he didnt).so he overtakes and i give a laugh inside. 2 mintues later,there he is standing at the side of the road, his BMW making conversation with a tree, his pride and joy completely f.ucked and i felt so happy. Maybe this will teach him a lesson, but i dont think so.
For anybody who does decide to drive here, take note of the following
1. Lane dicipline means nothing.
2. It is perfectly acceptable to undertake you, then pull out 3feet infront off you and brake sharply.
3. When you overtake somebody you must indicate to come back in, because they wont be able to work out that you dont like driving into oncoming traffic.
4. No matter what the road conditions, ice, snow, rain, you must drive at the same speed as in normal conditions.
5. Manners are for the week.