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Joined: 18 Mar 2008 / Male ♂
Last Post: 27 Apr 2008
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Posts: Total: 121 / In This Archive: 107
From: uk
Speaks Polish?: no
Interests: fishing, walking,reading, nature, life

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oliver twist   
24 Apr 2008
Language / Common mistakes made by foreigners in Polish [90]

'I'm your dominatrix' :-/ Haha :-P never been so embarrassed...

Ha Ha sounds lke he is a lucky man.. I don't think stories like this will ruin your reputation they are really funny:):)lol
oliver twist   
23 Apr 2008
Life / The strangest things in Poland [468]

If all else fails though, I may dangle summat not sure what yet .....

I am coming back tomorrow:):):) butt goodnight all..
oliver twist   
23 Apr 2008
Life / The strangest things in Poland [468]

`yeah `BUT you have to be a propa donkey to answer it........filmstar donkeys are just actors lol haha !

siht I think I got it right as well.. oh well back to shreck for me..:) what's the prize I won I want my prize, Donkey will you shut up?/ butt I won I want my prize:):)
oliver twist   
23 Apr 2008
Life / The strangest things in Poland [468]

A prize awaits for the right answer hee haw !

what's the Prize:):):) is the answer a kick in tyhe bo***cks?
oliver twist   
23 Apr 2008
Life / The strangest things in Poland [468]

but was always fat too polite

But I bed Osiol

if I can ask this question and have it answered by a donkey ! Hee Haw :-)

Ask away.. if he don't answer I will even though I am only a filmstar donkey..:):)
oliver twist   
23 Apr 2008
Life / The strangest things in Poland [468]

(We donkeys are all closely related).

hsit pleese me not wanna be donkey ani moore

what do you get if you cross two donkeys?? A bloody mess:):)
oliver twist   
23 Apr 2008
Life / The strangest things in Poland [468]

This was really strange thing to see from my window in Krakow, sorry pf wouldn't put pics on... or maybe I need to resize em???
oliver twist   
23 Apr 2008
Life / The strangest things in Poland [468]

Oh yeah, oliver has just shown me a classic Polish mistake

at last I can speak Poish:)
oliver twist   
23 Apr 2008
Life / The strangest things in Poland [468]

must be entirely populated by Finns, Koreans or Ewoks.

Also Norwegians, Slovakians, and Scottish, I met more Norwegians and Scots than Polish:):) but they were all sound people.. even got invited to Norway for a free hols:):):)
oliver twist   
21 Apr 2008
Love / BLACK GUYS POLISH WOMEN [809]

generally the caucasian (european) brain can out perform the lesser african one, but its not the cleverest,

Try telling that to those at Rourkes Drift..
oliver twist   
19 Apr 2008
UK, Ireland / My Views Of Poles Working in the UK [169]

The reason I'm not at home is now is because my town is a toilet. Absolutely rammed with foreigners who I believe have no right to be there. Like many Brits.

just a quick question... who's town are you in!!!!! what gives YOU the right to be there????
oliver twist   
16 Apr 2008
Travel / Krakow going down the toilet! [184]

Today, 18:23 Report #107

How??

well where the fu**ck did ALL THE POLES COME FOR WORK AS SOON AS THEY COULD GET OUT OF THEIR COUNTRY.. they didn't stay where the life was **** did they??? but as soon as they meet a few knobs they label everyone the same!! well we are not all the same. some of us are ok.. even if we do take the ****.. mind you I didn't meet many Poles with a sense of humour. just an observation:):)
oliver twist   
16 Apr 2008
Travel / Krakow going down the toilet! [184]

The British low lifes find it cheaper to spend there money than to go to a class venue in London

your country would be fu\?**ked without us:)
oliver twist   
16 Apr 2008
Study / anyone with CELTA? [73]

CELTA

not sure!!! but you can get culture from poland. I only have full stop after my name, but what the f**k I still get by
oliver twist   
13 Apr 2008
Genealogy / the name jowita...does it mean anying...? [95]

I think maybe she doesn.t like me quite as much as i like her.....

Well wr maybe you should call lt a day:0 and give the lovely Jova a chance:):):)