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From: PA, Chicago, Pruszkow
Speaks Polish?: yes
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ksyssio   
24 Jun 2009
Love / Pick up lines - the Polish style [110]

Im going to enlighten you pimps with my pick up lines

1. You've got 206 bones in your body..., want one more?

2. Is your mom retarded? Because you sure are special.

3. Your parents are as**oles cause you the sh*t!

4. Do you believe in love at first sight?....Or should I come back in a few seconds?

5. Are you a chicken farmer? Because you really know how to raise cock!

6. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your Bedrock!

7. If I were to ask you for sex would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

8. Hi. <-------- this one usually works the best.

9. My parents are out of town, you could totally crash at my place. (Ok if you are under 16).

I never used pickup lines unless i was joking or not caring enough to try.
Just be yourself say what's up and start talking.
ksyssio   
5 Dec 2009
USA, Canada / Chicago: Parents coming from Poland next week. Where should I take them? [5]

My parents called me tonight and said that they are comming to visit me next week. I want to take them to some good restaurants in Chicago but do not know where. It doesn't have to be Polish restaurant since my mom is a cook. Parents own restaurant in Poland so I am sure they are very familiar with Polish dishes and would like to try something different. In not familiar with many upscale restaurants because I eat out 7 days a week and usually go to Giordanos or Chipotle. I need your help guys. I would like to take them to some quiet restaurant where we can have a conversation without raising our voices. I want this to make it special. I really dont want them to complain. You know how Polish parent are?