UK, Ireland / 13,000 Polish births this year, in the UK [180]

My friend Aneta earned more money working one week as a packer in a factory , than she did for one month as a professor in Poland...Its as simple as that...just economics.....Most people want to improve their lives , and this is one way to do it.....Poland is a nice place , but working your butt off in Poland ain,t going to earn you enough money to buy a house...In the UK it will......

Love / Sex in Poland (Not dirty or advertising post) [27]

Muktaaaaaa has replied to messages from 18 year girls wanting a boyfriend , people wanting a Pilipino maid and every job there is on Polish forums....His main objective seems to be to get sex , and an Eu passport.....Is this allowed on the forums....i think its spamming...or hamming or whatever you call it.....

Life / I am buddhist, will I be mistreated in Poland? [6]

No , it wasn,t Budhists , ...it was nudists....

Travel / I AM SEEKING A BUS from Poznan to Zytomir, Ukraine [3]

Thanks for the help....i guess a train might be better...not a big fan of buses......

UK, Ireland / If I was to move to Poland from Ireland... [92]


If you mean Michal...he is not English , he is from Albania.......

News / The most useless things in Poland [140]


Jeez....you mean Michal was wrong.........???????

Life / Kaszub .... any explanation. [10]


god...i could just eat one....

Language / Why do people want to study Polish? [90]

I want to learn Polish so when i go into my shop i can ask them for stuff instead of doing impressions....Chicken was easy enough , but my impression of a leek almost got me arrested......

Travel / Visiting girlfriend in Poland for Christmas, need some advice [15]


don,t think it can make you pregnant tho.....

UK, Ireland / If I was to move to Poland from Ireland... [92]


i have him to blame for me being in Poland....Joey began taking aid to Latvia whilst competing at Riga circuit...I followed his idea , taking aid to Belarus , and Poland , fell in love with Poland...Its all his fault....Sadly it was at Riga circuit where Joey lost his life in a first lap crash in the rain....Everyone that knew him misses him , he was one of the nicest guys in racing...Must get over and have a beer in his bar again sometime....And i want to go and drink a Guinness sometime in Latvia at the place where he died....of course i shall take one for him too...

UK, Ireland / If I was to move to Poland from Ireland... [92]

Yeah , come on over for a beer , maybe bring some proper Guinness over , you know the proper Irish stuff , not the kak they send to UK...My mate Joey dunlop assured me they used to pizz in it before they sent it over...i am sure he was right....It tasted much better in his bar in Ireland.....

UK, Ireland / If I was to move to Poland from Ireland... [92]


Well i was born , if thats the right word in the north of England in a small seaside town called Scarborough , but i was on my toes at 16 , and off to London...Since then , all over the world , doing every nutty thing you can think of...Usually involving going at silly speeds on a variety of machinery....I think we have a strange sense of humour in Yorkshire , and people who do really dangerous stuff tend to see the funny side....After a big crash at Brands hatch they took me to hospital with a bashed head....While my girlfriend and crew stood around worried they carefully x rayed my dented noggin....As i lay on the trolly the nurse came out of the room and anounced in a loud voice... ( we have x rayed his head , and we can,t find anything...!) Wot , nothing at all....????

Oh , and the bike is fine....its almost warm enough to ride it here......Almost....


I always thought the Irish had a sense of humour to beat all others....I used to race against a lot of em , ...Happy days , and lots of laughs....

UK, Ireland / If I was to move to Poland from Ireland... [92]


Look , every post there is , on any subject , you dive in and run down Poland and its people , telling us all what a kak place it is with terrible people...You can,t be suprised that you get a bit of stick from those of us that Love Poland and its people...Yes there is a lot wrong with the country , and the people who stole my stuff were worthless scum , but Poland is a good proud country , and has a great future which i intend to be part of....If you can,t say something nice about the place and its people why the hell are you on Polish forums...Do you see it as your duty to warn the world that its so bad here...Those that live here know whats its like , those that do not will come and see for themselves , and are unlikely to rely on your account...Pess up a rope fookstick.......now thats rude.....!

UK, Ireland / If I was to move to Poland from Ireland... [92]

Nice to be popular ain,t it.....

Real Estate / Polish DIY information [14]

Its not clear from your post if you are asking about d i y books or books on regulations about such home improvements....

UK, Ireland / Are polish pupils harming native british childrens education? [280]


Steady Justysia , remember you are a lady....

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Lemmon curry....is that legal.......?

UK, Ireland / If I was to move to Poland from Ireland... [92]


Lets have a whip round people of Poland , we can pay him more not to come....

Life / JOKES ABOUT POLISH. Have we deserve it? [68]

Did you hear about the Polish girl who went to Ireland looking for an 18 inch murphy...? She didn,t realise it was a telivision set.......

Life / JOKES ABOUT POLISH. Have we deserve it? [68]

I would be happy to tell some Polish jokes , thats if i knew any , but i must confess i never ever heard any fun poked at Polish people while i lived in the UK...Perhaps things might change now there are a few more Poles in UK....Most of the schoolboy jokes seemed to be aimed at the Irish , and blacks and asians....I don,t mind telling jokes about other races , but then i can take it if they aim a joke at my race....I know for sure my Polish friends would not take offence if i joked about them , they know i would not mean any offence....

Life / Modern Trams in Wroclaw - disappeared? [5]

Oh , Manchester too...?? Thats news to me , i know they have had them in Sheffield for a while , and they are preparing to have them in Leeds.......

USA, Canada / Day before Schegen:Canada finds Polish passport, US deports,cut from home [44]


Oh its all so clear now.........??????

News / Illegal immigrant tries to get into Poland in a luggage [19]

Polish police are looking into the case , and the Rucksack.....

Life / Modern Trams in Wroclaw - disappeared? [5]

We got rid of all our trams in the uk , a long time ago , too old fashioned , but now they have brought them back in one city , and others may follow....It would be a shame to lose them in Poland , even though the tram lines are a bit lethal to my Harley ....

USA, Canada / Day before Schegen:Canada finds Polish passport, US deports,cut from home [44]

Hello Matt...If you fill in form567/45tg36457/987 and post this to your grandmother , she can then paste down the corner of the document untill the word maudlin is almost completly covered...Using the code word lemon curry you can then phone mr Winston rupert at the small wool shop in the square , and order form t5678/345h and this can be used to make a small paper aeroplane , which when covered wih mouse fur will get you across the border...You will not be allowed to take a car over the border , if you want to do this you will have to be accompanied by an inflatable thingy , and be able to recite the Chinese alphabet whilst drinking a cup of prune juice...I hope this is pretty clear to you , if not i can post it 16 times on this forum , which will help no end....

Real Estate / I'm not Polish - can I buy a house in Poland ? [49]

I am an Englishman who worked hard in the UK , to be able to buy a small farm in Poland , not because i want to make a huge profit , but because i simply want to live here....In due course i will have a business bringing tourists to Poland , and hopefully i will be employing Polish people....I think most of the houses and lands bought in the future will not be bought by British people , but by Poles who have made their money in the UK and other places....This is part of the price of being in the European union....If enough Poles don,t like it they can vote Poland out of the EU ,England can chuck all the Poles out of the UK , and we can all take a huge step back in time....The only future i can see for Poland is a a major tourist attraction , it will bring wealth , and jobs to Poland , but watch out , some of those tourists might want to live here , i did..!....I think for most Brits , Poland is too far away , and too different for them to get used to , so we are not going to see masses of them buying up Polish land....Perhaps people should have checked out what the European union was all about before they voted to join it.....I think its good for Poland , and the future is good...thats why i am here.....

UK, Ireland / Drunken Poles on the streets of London!! [103]

Oh i apolagise , i did,t realise you were providing a vital public service , i thought you were doing it because you liked it...In that case its a good job there are people like you around....My mistake...

UK, Ireland / Drunken Poles on the streets of London!! [103]

Lets hope you kill somebody next time....and are taken out of society and put where you belong......I wish people would just own up to being gay , instead of doing all this macho stuff to cover it up.....

Life / Polish dentists - good and cheap? [84]


I wouldn,t give you any pain killer either....

UK, Ireland / Drunken Poles on the streets of London!! [103]


HA...serves him right.....spoilt our fun a bit tho....who shall we pick on now....where is Michal...?