Language /
How do people mispronounce your Polish names? [60]
They just have to shorten and put nicknames on everything in English, anyway, even when there's no real need to. (And no matter if it's British or American.) Even officially, they call themselves Les, Joe, Dave, Harry, Jerry, Ben, Tony... For me, it's a bit funny that the U.S. even had a president simply called "Bill" like an old mate of yours from the local pub. And when they happen to find a foreign name that can't easily be shortened to their liking, they break their tongues in the rush. :)
My name is István [pron. E-SH-T-V-AH-N], which is hard for them to pronounce at first, but as it is quite international, I usually just tell them to call me Steve. Surprising as it is, but quite a few people have realised so far that it is the same name as Steven, Stéphane, Stefan, Stefano, Esteban etc. in different parts of Europe.
Polish people have no problems to say it, btw!! ;)
(P.S. one more classic: I've got a friend named Máté (i.e. Matt), but they just call him "mate"...)