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Speaks Polish?: Yes, but I prefer English
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pawian   
11 Dec 2008
Life / NO ANTI-CHRISTMAS RAMPAGE IN POLAND! [9]

Yes. Homogenity is important here.
Poles declare themselves as 95% Catholics. Even if they treat church lightly or are non-believers, they still support the tradition of celebrating Christmas.

The idea of making Christmas a lay holiday has no chance in Poland for the time being. And I think we are immune to American-style political correctness.
pawian   
11 Dec 2008
Life / Are Polish People Hypochondriacs? [50]

Plus I hear about people just going to the doctor for all sorts of stupid things. Even just check ups (I haven't been for a check up as long as i can remember, neither has anyone I know) seem commonplace. Is it just me or are people much happier to go to the doctors here than back home? And if so, why?

Basically, medical care is free in Poland if you work legally (insured by your employee or yourself). Why not use it when we think there is a problem? Your taxes go for it.....

Yes, a nation of hypochondriacs.

I don`t think so. When I read statistics how many billions are spent on home medicine in other countries and compare it to Poland, I realise we are far behind USA and Western Europe.

Every day tons of viagra and other are taken in the USA.

I was quietly lying about in pain listening to the radio and i heard her up and about so decided to ask her for some painkillers. She asked why and I said I had food poisoning and stomach cramps. Next thing you know she is telling me I have to go to hospital. I say that I don't need to, I just need some painkillers and asked again if she had any. But no, there was no stopping her. I now realise this is quite normal and in future to not mention anything.

She didn`t know what was happening. She saw you in pain and preferred to take some action. If she hadn`t and you had died of blown-up appendicitis, she would be one to blame.
pawian   
10 Dec 2008
News / British food exports to Poland up 53% [43]

According to yesterdays paper British food exports are up, especially to central and eastern Europe. My now ex gf loved marmite, so what is everybody buying?

If it is true, I have advice to you: guys, run for your lives!!!!
pawian   
10 Dec 2008
Life / The Polish Moustache [35]

So far, if there was an all-PF moustache competition, it is hard to imagine anyone beating Pawian!

Nein, nein, der ist a misconsep! Das ist no me, das ist mein loveling fater.

Me ist hiere, I has schort mustasch:
pawian   
10 Dec 2008
Life / The Polish Moustache [35]

If you're Polish, do you have or did you ever have a moustache?

I have had it most of my life. For the last 10 years with a Spanish beard.

Look:
pawian   
9 Dec 2008
Life / HAND-KISSING WANING IN POPULARITY? [29]

Well, that would explain why so few women extend their hands to be kissed nowadays.

No, they always come back for more after a traditional Polish wet kiss. Never have any woman refused to be kissed on her hand ...

Why not just lick it a while? yech.

Have you tried it out? And how was it? :):):)
pawian   
9 Dec 2008
Life / bed sheets in Poland...are them shorter ? [19]

Polish people, or the ones that I know, do not sleep under sheets, under any circumstance. They only use one sheet to cover the mattress, and then sleep directly under the duvet/comforter, no matter the season or room temperature.

That`s normal, isn`t it? What do people do in other countries? Lie on one sheet and cover themselves with another? Strange..... I wouldn`t be able to sleep at all in such conditions....

o if you were to check into a Polish run hotel outside of a major city your are most likely to end up in a queen size bed, with no sheet, and 2 small duvets.

Come on, make up your mind, are sheets used in Poland or not?
pawian   
9 Dec 2008
Life / HAND-KISSING WANING IN POPULARITY? [29]

And I always was taught that lips should not even touch the hand.

That`s senseless. What is hand kissing for, then? I never assume a false pretence of a kiss. Everything I do, I do thoroughly.

Precisely. At most a mere brushing of the lips on the hand. Slobbering over hands is what dogs are for.

I always moisten my lips before kissing a lady`s hand. Wet kiss, so called. Traditionally Polish.
pawian   
8 Dec 2008
Life / HAND-KISSING WANING IN POPULARITY? [29]

So, if my boyfriend, husband or just a guy I'm flirting with does it, it's OK. But in case of a stranger or nearly stranger, it's just disgusting. It makes me feel like running to the bathroom and washing my hand immediately, so I'm very happy this custom is fading away.

A stranger might become your boyfriend, husband or lover one day. Don`t put him off by running to the bathroom.:):):):):)

Polonius, imagine you meet some guy and he kisses your hand. Would you feel comfortable with it?

If a woman like you kissed my hand, I would feel very pleased. My wife much less. :):):)
pawian   
7 Dec 2008
Life / bed sheets in Poland...are them shorter ? [19]

:):):):) Let somebody else explain it to you, because it is midnight in Poland and I am turning in. I am going to leave my feet out to have a sound sleep and many nice dreams. Good night! :):):)

PS. Do you need to use bed sheets? Why don`t you follow this fashion? It was popular in Poland in 1980s..
pawian   
7 Dec 2008
Life / What do Polish children call Santa Claus? [12]

hahahahaha There was a misunderstanding! I thought the question was like that: What sort of person do Polish children call Santa? I supposed that someone believed this is Polish Santa:
pawian   
7 Dec 2008
Life / bed sheets in Poland...are them shorter ? [19]

That`s intentional. They believe that when you leave your feet out, you fall asleep faster. And then you are fast asleep all night long. :):):) And your roommates as well...

It is done to prevent students from partying and doing other silly things during night time.
pawian   
5 Dec 2008
News / BOOZE & CAR TAX TO AID POLAND'S NEEDY? [23]

Out of interest, how is this policy going to work when (to the best of my knowledge!) many Polish schools don't have kitchens?

There are catering firms, at least in big cities. I don`t know about rural areas but the schools there have their kitchens on the premises....
pawian   
5 Dec 2008
Food / SALATKA JARZYNOWA [21]

Know and can see:

Cucumber salad version 1
Cucumber salad version 2
pawian   
4 Dec 2008
Travel / Nice places to visit around Krakow [14]

work work work

you have to go see this: Ojcowski Park Narodowy

Especially in autumn
But spring and summer time is also great
pawian   
3 Dec 2008
Food / Chalwa - how is it called (Chatwa or something) [8]

can you eat it straight from the pack.

Yes, of clurse, just like a bar of chocolate.

mine looked like it was dead. just grey. Is that right?

yes, exactly.

taste was unfamiliar

Hmm, depends... I have had it since I was a child so it is familiar and likeable....
pawian   
2 Dec 2008
Life / Poles are very polite nation! [47]

You know, with comments to young attractive intelligent women like that, you will not get into your heaven.

You are mistaken. I didn`t make any comments, just asked a question. I will still get to my Heaven. :):):)
pawian   
2 Dec 2008
Life / Poles are very polite nation! [47]

pawian:
I don`t expect any gratitude.

pawian:
My reward will be in Heaven.

Sounds to me like you expect gratitude...

I meant: earthly gratitude. :):)

No thank you, I am fine with out your heaven.

OK, there will be more room for me, then. :):):):):)
pawian   
2 Dec 2008
Life / Poles are very polite nation! [47]

;- D
Hey man, I see plenty of old guys in my neighborhood tramping through the snow to wherever. I plan to be one of them.

That`s good you don`t forget about it. I have already learnt one rule in life: what you give today is what you will get tomorrow. (licentia poetica by pawian!)

Now pregnant lady, different story, she'll get my seat.

Congratulations! When is the baby due?
pawian   
2 Dec 2008
Life / Poles are very polite nation! [47]

Like everything in life it is only nice if people appreciate it.

I have a better strategy: I don`t expect any gratitude. Everything I do for other people is for a kiss only, sometimes even without it.

My reward will be in Heaven. I hope yours will be too. :):):)

Whatever, Sheep paid his money, he wants to sit, so what? Becareful of the old ; they'll live your youth for you.

The problem is that one day you will be old too and we`ll see how your attitude changes then. :):):)

All you are assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poland rocks our religion is Catholics and all other don't exist they are fake and made up like all you bashing Poland!!! And yes Poland is very polite nation!!

I like your attitude. :):):)

Why don`t you open your PM box which is closed now so that we could have a private chat about Polish Catholicism? :):):)
pawian   
2 Dec 2008
Life / Poles are very polite nation! [47]

There are similar types in Scotland but, generally, they will thank you for giving up your seat. Here, they expect you to so screw that. I paid my money, I was there first, I expect a seat. It is a contract after all.

I always give my seat to the elderly on those rare occasions I use the public transport (twice a year or so). That`s what a true Krakowian does. When he/she doesn`t, people know you are not from Krakow, not even Polish. :):):)