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VaFunkoolo   
20 Jun 2008
Love / My polish g/f can be a nightmare,is it always like this [262]

sorry,but i am just a bit shellshocked at the moment

Damn, I feel numb
Where did that shotgun blast come from?

It was the biatch standing in the corner with a 12, mate. Didn't you see her?

WAKE THE FUK UP Y'ALL!!!!

THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE POSTING ON THIS FORUM WHO WILL FIND THEMSELVES IN EXACTLY THE SAME POSITION IN THE NOT TOO DISTANT FUTURE BUT JUST HAVEN'T REALISED THIS YET!!!!!!!

You are a meal ticket guys, stop being taken in by a woman's looks, stop think with your d!cks and start thinking with your heads
VaFunkoolo   
20 Jun 2008
Love / My polish g/f can be a nightmare,is it always like this [262]

An article in yesterday's Guardian that talked about a triad of 'dark' genes found in men which produced character traits that consistently attracted a greater number of women. Men who possess this triad flitter from partner to partner and it is reasoned that the gene has progressed because this type of behaviour produces a greater number of offspring. It was offered as explanation to why some women find bastards so attractive

express.co.uk/posts/view/48952/Why-women-fall-for-the-bad-boys - Why women fall for the bad boy
VaFunkoolo   
19 Jun 2008
Law / Some questions about running a Hostel in Krakow [28]

Yes, and they can make up any books you want anyway

True. But it's more a case of disbelief that I could be asking to see how a business I am interested in buying has traded in the previous years. For me this is essential information but even my Polish business associate looks at my funny when I ask someone to show me these details.
VaFunkoolo   
19 Jun 2008
Law / Some questions about running a Hostel in Krakow [28]

2777 Euro rent a month for the next 9 years is what you are looking at.

It seems you have got this figure by dividing 300000 by 9 years to give a monthly rate of 2777, which I suspect is not the case.

I imagine that for the 300K you will get pretty much what SeanBM describes - the company complete with its assets and liabilities and a lease agreement with the landlord of the property for which you will have to pay an ADDITIONAL monthly rental etc

My experience with looking at buying existing business in Poland consistently come across two key factors which make me lose interest very quickly

1. Info needed to assess the true value of the company doesnt exist or I am looked at like an idiot for asking to see previous years' books

2. Rent due for properties prohibit making any sort of reasonable profit, which is probably why the business is for sale in the first place
VaFunkoolo   
17 Jun 2008
Love / My polish g/f can be a nightmare,is it always like this [262]

Another vist from the law could, and end up with you spending at least one night in the cells

She sounds like the sort of looney who would accuse a man of rape if she felt it would get her somewhere. That might earn you a lot more than a night in a cells. Ive seen it happen. Life will never be the same
VaFunkoolo   
17 Jun 2008
Love / My polish g/f can be a nightmare,is it always like this [262]

Smiffer you're in danger of becoming a second fireif at which point I'd be obliged to tell you just how much of a tit you are

Have a little self respect man, before something nasty happens
VaFunkoolo   
17 Jun 2008
Love / My polish g/f can be a nightmare,is it always like this [262]

Get out before she makes more serious accusations that could seriously fuk your life up. You get me?

And should she happend to fall down the stairs between now and then you have plenty of witnesses on the forum who will swear it was an accident.
VaFunkoolo   
16 Jun 2008
Life / Polish Youth - are they violent? [71]

I wish I could post an email on here that I recieved yesterday showing Webb deat threats. If the adults of this country act like this how can we expect the youth to act any better.

Post it. This shouldn't be ignored
VaFunkoolo   
16 Jun 2008
Life / Polish Youth - are they violent? [71]

Hmmm... moral of story avoid Viva like the plague but fukin kunntts. Police involved, were they nicked?
VaFunkoolo   
16 Jun 2008
Life / Polish Youth - are they violent? [71]

but never experienced being jumped cos I come from the same island as Howard Webb. I ended up in hospital and just got out this morning

Sh!t mate, that aint good

Was Mr Webb given as a reason?
VaFunkoolo   
16 Jun 2008
Life / Who has moved to Poland in the last year? Swap stories. [115]

Alot cheaper and easier than a skip, for sure. Plus all the grief I've got when putting skips on the pavement outside my places, even when I've been told I own the pavement and have to pay for it's upkeep! Time to give the lawyer a call ;)

And to be honest, if you read the reasons given in the article then it makes sense. It's just a bit weird for a foreigner not expecting it. And many Brits, for example, want to put a new kitchen / bathroom in when they get a new place. Why would you want to take your old stuff? Answer's obvious really.

Who knows what your people must have thought LOL :)
VaFunkoolo   
16 Jun 2008
Life / Who has moved to Poland in the last year? Swap stories. [115]

did you want the things they took?

I didn't really, no. I was doing total refurbs so was almost pleased they took the stuff. I had also been told to expect it so it didn't come as a great suprise.

Many foreign buyers are taken aback when they view an apartment that looks fairly normal but when they come to take posession of it find the bath, toilet, sink, kitchen and maybe even the door handles are not there

mamdom.com/aboutpolishproperty_needtoknow.php?u_usern=&u_userp= - What to expect
VaFunkoolo   
16 Jun 2008
Life / Things to be afraid of in Poland? [109]

moral of the story: those old bird are VERY scary, very ruthless (especially in post office queues), very red-haired, and, well, they take no prisoners. be warned

If you marry a Polish girl then the chances are you'll be calling one of these VERY scary old women, 'mum'. Be warned. And be VERY VERY scared.
VaFunkoolo   
15 Jun 2008
Love / My polish g/f can be a nightmare,is it always like this [262]

Once again, this woman is playing you emotionally. There is bugger all wrong with her, she knows exactly what she is doing. And of course it's working. She has got you doing everything she wants and at the same time is making you feel guilty.

And don't worry, you are not alone. There are people posting on this forum who will be in a similar position soon, just haven't realised it yet.
VaFunkoolo   
15 Jun 2008
Love / My polish g/f can be a nightmare,is it always like this [262]

I think Gab summed it up suitably succinctly. You are having the p!ss right royal taken. Not nice but obviously the case. Whatever you decide to do, make sure it all works out in your favour.
VaFunkoolo   
15 Jun 2008
Life / Polish Integration with other Nationalities [150]

I also think some people are confused to what a racist is

Quite right. Some of the more foolish posters on this forum confuse calling someone a silly knutt with racism. Oh well.
VaFunkoolo   
15 Jun 2008
Life / Polish Integration with other Nationalities [150]

masks98

If you hadn't made it obvious you were black then you might not be having such a response to your posts from certain members of our community. Not that any of the named parties are racist or anything