osiol
13 Aug 2007
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Love / The sounds of Polish porn [74]
Not nearly enough room on such a small picture!
Can I phone one up and hear some "TAK TAK",
or just the sound of my bank balance decreasing?
=o oh my... why don't you put up the rest of pic? Scared Wyspianska's drawing was too close to truth (lack of... *coughs*)
Not nearly enough room on such a small picture!
Maybe adverts of these stupid hotlines
Can I phone one up and hear some "TAK TAK",
or just the sound of my bank balance decreasing?
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Love / The sounds of Polish porn [74]
My avatar shows only my head - in this picture, I'm actually completely nekkid!
naked bodies are great
My avatar shows only my head - in this picture, I'm actually completely nekkid!
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Love / The sounds of Polish porn [74]
I mis-read Karzel from a dictionary. I started learning Polish by ear from workmates and wasn't used to see it written.
So I now refer to taRZan not being a kar-zel.
yup, there's also a word 'liliput' - not used often I reckon
I mis-read Karzel from a dictionary. I started learning Polish by ear from workmates and wasn't used to see it written.
So I now refer to taRZan not being a kar-zel.
osiol
13 Aug 2007
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Love / The sounds of Polish porn [74]
The exaggerated moaning and groaning gets me every time! But I haven't heard this done in Polish.
Question: Are you looking at porn?
Answer: Of course I am! Is there anything else on the internet?
EDIT:
I've just looked back at this page and I am at least as bad.
Sometimes it's just a comma, other times it's the entire plot...
The exaggerated moaning and groaning gets me every time! But I haven't heard this done in Polish.
Question: Are you looking at porn?
Answer: Of course I am! Is there anything else on the internet?
EDIT:
I've just looked back at this page and I am at least as bad.
Sometimes it's just a comma, other times it's the entire plot...
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Love / The sounds of Polish porn [74]
Especially the German stuff.
I keep seeing that you've edited your posts.
I imagine this:
"Look, OsioĊ's coming! Quick! Change it to something harmless!"
porn amuses me so...
Especially the German stuff.
I keep seeing that you've edited your posts.
I imagine this:
"Look, OsioĊ's coming! Quick! Change it to something harmless!"
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Love / The sounds of Polish porn [74]
How many memberswould admit to it if they had?
I've never seen Polish porn.
How many memberswould admit to it if they had?
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Love / A Polish Girl Without Heart!! [54]
Nice. We live in the present and look to the future.
(It is the future I'm looking at whichever way I appear on the screen!)
my past is not my future
Nice. We live in the present and look to the future.
(It is the future I'm looking at whichever way I appear on the screen!)
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Love / A Polish Girl Without Heart!! [54]
Never stand behind a donkey. But this is for other reasons.
And I might add that I have a very good diet. Not too much aubergine.
he never has to smell his own farts
Never stand behind a donkey. But this is for other reasons.
And I might add that I have a very good diet. Not too much aubergine.
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Love / A Polish Girl Without Heart!! [54]
You left her? Some things just don't work out. I'd still say the same thing. You give too much and your generosity can be taken advantage of. You must have realised things weren't working. What lessons will you take from this experience. Blaming nationalty, I believe, is not the way forward.
A sweet lullaby whispered in my ear.
But I left her!! because maybe i wasn't giving enough
You left her? Some things just don't work out. I'd still say the same thing. You give too much and your generosity can be taken advantage of. You must have realised things weren't working. What lessons will you take from this experience. Blaming nationalty, I believe, is not the way forward.
Whatever helps you to sleep at night little donkey...
A sweet lullaby whispered in my ear.
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Love / A Polish Girl Without Heart!! [54]
It is a state of mind.
I think you mean endearingly cute!
is that a word?
It is a state of mind.
That would be really frightening!
I think you mean endearingly cute!
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Love / A Polish Girl Without Heart!! [54]
I don't have a varied palette of expressions. The face remains the same, but inside, there is quizzicalness.
Next time I might be looking straight at you all!
no you're not
I don't have a varied palette of expressions. The face remains the same, but inside, there is quizzicalness.
Next time I might be looking straight at you all!
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Love / A Polish Girl Without Heart!! [54]
Not really. It's just a saying. The following would be better:
Give them what they want, but always leave them wanting more.
It's no good being spoilt. Some will take it for granted.
Bro, are you saying some girls like to be treated bad for your respect
Not really. It's just a saying. The following would be better:
Give them what they want, but always leave them wanting more.
It's no good being spoilt. Some will take it for granted.
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Love / A Polish Girl Without Heart!! [54]
I turned round last night so I could get some sleep. All that distracting text!
Now I'm back the right way round, looking quizzically at the bizarre words I write.
why are you looking the other way?
I turned round last night so I could get some sleep. All that distracting text!
Now I'm back the right way round, looking quizzically at the bizarre words I write.
osiol
13 Aug 2007
osiol
13 Aug 2007
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Love / A Polish Girl Without Heart!! [54]
Every family is different and every human being is different.
Did you just try to give too much?
Every family is different and every human being is different.
Did you just try to give too much?
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Language / "301 Polish Verbs" by Klara Janecki [5]
They tend to teach you with scenrios such as having your passport checked, going to a restaurant, buying a pair of shoes. You get to page 78 and you still don't know how to say "I said..."
These books may be useful to some, but are probably best used in combination with other methods that better suit the unique individual that everyone is.
Better to start with a good course book and accommpaning cassettes
They tend to teach you with scenrios such as having your passport checked, going to a restaurant, buying a pair of shoes. You get to page 78 and you still don't know how to say "I said..."
These books may be useful to some, but are probably best used in combination with other methods that better suit the unique individual that everyone is.
osiol
13 Aug 2007
Life / Assalamou Alaikum. 1 year old child passport problems [35]
Me too.
£180 + the cost of photographs.
But you can do it by post. It takes longer, but for a lot less money.
A British passport would have been a better idea. Have you tried the Citizens Advice Bureau?
I got my last passport in a day
Me too.
pay over the top
£180 + the cost of photographs.
But you can do it by post. It takes longer, but for a lot less money.
A British passport would have been a better idea. Have you tried the Citizens Advice Bureau?
osiol
12 Aug 2007
Love / How can a black man get a Polish women [248]
Only what's wrong with people in general, so it varies from individual to individual.
What is wrong with black women?
Only what's wrong with people in general, so it varies from individual to individual.
osiol
11 Aug 2007
Food / Mushroom Picking Parties (Poland tradition) [74]
Get a book and be very careful. I've picked wild mushrooms, but only after research. It's true that mushroomy people give away no secrets. They don't want to kill you by letting you eat the wrong ones, but they won't help you find the right ones.
Get a book and be very careful. I've picked wild mushrooms, but only after research. It's true that mushroomy people give away no secrets. They don't want to kill you by letting you eat the wrong ones, but they won't help you find the right ones.
osiol
11 Aug 2007
Feedback / Suggestion about "Phrase of the Day" [7]
Nice idea.
This isn't always bad. When you get to know what different members are like, you know who to take more seriously and who not to. There can be more than one right answer.
Have you got one to get us started? I could do with a phrase!
Nice idea.
not a lot of arguing about what's correct or not
This isn't always bad. When you get to know what different members are like, you know who to take more seriously and who not to. There can be more than one right answer.
Phrase of the Day
Have you got one to get us started? I could do with a phrase!
osiol
11 Aug 2007
USA, Canada / Gay Poles in Chicago, New York [30]
A mate of mine told me that Polish men never cry. "What" I asked, "about when your ferret died? I bet you cried then."
He confessed to having shed a tear.
Much homophobia has a similar base to this rather light-hearted anecdote. People say they do something because everyone else says it and they believe that is the right image to portray.
I'm not saying that ferrets, crying and homosexuality are related subjects.
A mate of mine told me that Polish men never cry. "What" I asked, "about when your ferret died? I bet you cried then."
He confessed to having shed a tear.
Much homophobia has a similar base to this rather light-hearted anecdote. People say they do something because everyone else says it and they believe that is the right image to portray.
I'm not saying that ferrets, crying and homosexuality are related subjects.
osiol
11 Aug 2007
osiol
11 Aug 2007
USA, Canada / Gay Poles in Chicago, New York [30]
Oh yes they are.
They claim NOT to be racist, partly so they can appeal to groups of people outside of their usual sphere. They do this to create and/or widen divisions in society. However much they try to do this, it is blatant that they are a straight-down-the-line racist party.
They are not dangerous
Oh yes they are.
They claim NOT to be racist, partly so they can appeal to groups of people outside of their usual sphere. They do this to create and/or widen divisions in society. However much they try to do this, it is blatant that they are a straight-down-the-line racist party.
osiol
11 Aug 2007
News / LPR - League of the Polish Repressed (and retarded) [49]
It takes one to know one. Bye bye.
Adolf whats 'sub human'?
It takes one to know one. Bye bye.
osiol
11 Aug 2007
Travel / 2-week vacation in Poland - it was awesome! Culture shock interesting. [29]
I know the feeling. I've been to Poland twice, and dreaded returning to the UK afterwards. The UK is getting more and more repressive with CCTV all over the place and people telling you not to smoke within 15 metres of the building. Obese people walking past my house. Obese dogs. Obese cats.
In Poland, of course it's not perfect, but the food, the beer, the people (the ones I met, anyway), the buildings, the food (worth mentioning more than once). I can't wait for another opportunity to go back.
I know the feeling. I've been to Poland twice, and dreaded returning to the UK afterwards. The UK is getting more and more repressive with CCTV all over the place and people telling you not to smoke within 15 metres of the building. Obese people walking past my house. Obese dogs. Obese cats.
In Poland, of course it's not perfect, but the food, the beer, the people (the ones I met, anyway), the buildings, the food (worth mentioning more than once). I can't wait for another opportunity to go back.
osiol
10 Aug 2007
osiol
10 Aug 2007