Polish Mom claims daughter got pregnant from swimming in pool!

Good old Femidoms :(

I love that answer. Lol. Now who wants ot face mrs Kwiatkowska with the truth?

I blame Mrs K for not telling her daughter 'how babies are made' - unless Mrs K. thought that good Catholic girls only have sex after they get married.

She should advise her daughter to swim in the sea instead of the pool.

i agree if she had salty liquid in her mouth she would'nt be up the duff .hehehe

No matter how many Egyptians could hide in the sea,her daughter would be safe.

sea in egypt ! in tourists area ! ummm i dont think there will be any egyptians in the water :) she will have a wild mix of nations swimming there .. but anyway in sea as you said she will be safe unless she will meet a horny shark !

He needs to be a toothless shark.

LOL ! so we are talking about really old pervert one :)

Or one who intentionally removed his tooth to be able to satisfy polish ladies.

No?

It is the sperm-fish.

I wonder if it would have been an Egyptian sperm fish which won the race... Who knows, could have been a Greek one there too.

I can remember when we were first told about the facts of life at school and I subsequently refused to use the same bath towels as my brother. Yuk !! But now I realise that it's impossible for sperm to live long enough to be transfered like that and how the hell would they get inside there ?!!

This story is a load of crap. I expect the girl was raped or something. There must be some explanation that the mother refuses to accept. Poor kid.

oh c'mon....maybe she simply had consensual sex with a handsome Egyptian teenager?

Are we ruling out immaculate conception at this point?

So why would her mum make such a fuss then and go to such lengths to cover it up?

This is the most likely scenario, yes.

Is it consensual or statutory at the age of 13?


I heard the room was pretty tidy, but I have never been in an immaculate hotel room before.

well I don't know..maybe the idea of her baby being a sexual being just freaked her out. It's understandable....

Could be "statutory rape" I suppose Shawn, depends on the country...

What ?!!

LOL ok that was quite bad grammar!
I meant the idea of her baby girl ...er....happily shagging freaked the mum out!

You can't get pregnant from swallowing ;)

No, otherwise you'd have dozens of children already, Seanus :D

Everyone swallows, Filly, just some in a different way from others ;)

...Personal experience, I fancy.

Wow, what comedienne do we have here? Run out of panties to sniff, have we?

once this happen to be interesting thread. Then, somebody ruined it and make it bore

What's interesting about a friggin chancer who tries to scam money out of people? She needs a proper slap :)

oh yes yes