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Poland has to pick a nation and accept 3 million people of that nation - who do you choose


HansKlos 1 | 3
20 Jul 2011  #1
I was thinking about the unusual situation of pre-war Poland where we had a huge Jewish minority, mostly unassimilated and culturally distinguishable from the rest of society.

So I had this crazy idea: what if some higher power said: "Listen you Poles, I order you to invite in 3 million aliens - all of the same nationality - or your country will be nuked!". Let's say the threat is real and you can freely choose whoever you want - all are dying to live among the Poles - who would you pick?
Lenka 3 | 1,545
20 Jul 2011  #3
British or German
Btw-nice thread :)
legend 3 | 664
20 Jul 2011  #4
French women.

This guy is on the right idea lol.

Take some women from Italy, Russia, Britain, France, Germany, whatever.
3 million no problem :)
Marynka11 4 | 675
20 Jul 2011  #5
I would go for some South Americans, like Brazilians, or Argentinians. They could help some Poles not to be so dense :)
OP HansKlos 1 | 3
20 Jul 2011  #6
Des Essientes:
French women.
This guy is on the right idea lol.
Take some women from Italy, Russia, Britain, France, Germany, whatever.
3 million no problem :)

No, you have to go 50-50, both men and women. And one nation only!
SeanBM 35 | 5,808
20 Jul 2011  #7
Lithuania, then Lithuania would become Poland
JonnyM 11 | 2,621
20 Jul 2011  #8
Saudis. They're nice and have a similar way of thinking to Poles.
OP HansKlos 1 | 3
20 Jul 2011  #9
I would go for some South Americans, like Brazilians, or Argentinians. They could help some Poles not to be so dense :)

I think that's the easy way - most probably they would integrate smoothly, as they are in many aspects similar and likeable to Poles.

But my vote goes to Japanese. The road to integration would probably be much more bumpier, but the prize greater: a new super race! :D Seriously, I think we have many complementary qualities, we would learn from each other and the mix would be the bomb!
SeanBM 35 | 5,808
20 Jul 2011  #10
They're nice and have a similar way of thinking to Poles.

In what way?
isthatu2 4 | 2,708
20 Jul 2011  #11
extreme violance in football stadiums.........
PennBoy 76 | 2,437
20 Jul 2011  #12
French women

Great choice. 3 million Florence Soyezes or Lucie Lauriers ;)
poland_
20 Jul 2011  #13
I order you to invite in 3 million aliens

Ukrainians 1.5 million
Lithuanians 1.5 million
Marynka11 4 | 675
20 Jul 2011  #14
I think that's the easy way - most probably they would integrate smoothly,

You never know. They all could die out during the first Polish winter :)
Torq 26 | 2,371
20 Jul 2011  #15
Brazilians - to improve our football.

or

Vietnamese - lots of forests in Poland, they would make excellent territorial defence/partisans in case sh*t hit the fan.

or

Irish - they are a lost tribe of Poles anyway.

or

Israelis - just to make Adolf turn in his grave.

or

Hungarians - self-explanatory.

or

Scots, Germans, Dutch, Russians, Nigerians, Eskimos - just bring in 3 million people of any nationality.
We could use some diversity. It's too boring the way it is now ;-)
Seanus 15 | 19,706
20 Jul 2011  #16
Ukrainians.
emha - | 92
20 Jul 2011  #18
black American basketball players
Lenka 3 | 1,545
20 Jul 2011  #19
Good one :)
Marynka11 4 | 675
20 Jul 2011  #20
black American basketball players

I doubt there are 3 millions of them
David_18 68 | 982
21 Jul 2011  #21
3 milj Italians for sure.

We need some improvements on our fake italian pizzas in Poland!
TheOther 5 | 3,780
21 Jul 2011  #22
3 million Turks, and the Germans will be forever grateful. :)
ShawnH 8 | 1,498
21 Jul 2011  #23
Well if the Chinese workers building the roads mess it up, Poland should keep them and make them fix it up.
Ironside 48 | 9,788
21 Jul 2011  #24
So I had this crazy idea: what if some higher power said: "Listen you Poles, I order you to invite in 3 million aliens - all of the same nationality - or your country will be nuked!". Let's say the threat is real and you can freely choose whoever you want - all are dying to live among the Poles - who would you pick?

Somebody picked your brain ? I would have nuked your anonymous power.
delphiandomine 83 | 17,658
21 Jul 2011  #25
We could use some diversity. It's too boring the way it is now ;-)

Look, enough of diversity!

I nearly crashed my car today when driving - I was driving through your very average communist roundabout in a very average communist suburban part of town - when I spotted some very, very black guy, dressed like a stereotypical rapper, with a load of suitcases.

Wish I'd stopped now and asked him where the hell he was going, it was just.....strange :P
ZIMMY 6 | 1,601
21 Jul 2011  #26
Pymies from Nigeria and Cameroon. Now that's diversity.
hague1cmaeron 14 | 1,377
21 Jul 2011  #27
1. UK
2. Australia
3. Sweden
4. Netherlands
5. Denmark
5. Germany

In that order.
bowoski
21 Jul 2011  #28
uzbekistan
Chicago Pollock 7 | 504
21 Jul 2011  #29
I would go for some South Americans, like Brazilians, or Argentinians. They could help some Poles not to be so dense

You must mean "STUBBORN"

Greeks, opposites attract.
southern 75 | 7,097
21 Jul 2011  #30
Greeks is a good idea for Poland.You would get some flexibility and a role in politics and commerce.However I think Poles would choose another slavic nation(Ukrainians,Belarussians) as they do now.


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