what;s wrong with Ned, short for Edward, Ed, Eddy, Eddie
I guarantee, he kicks his ass handed to him every single day if you call him that name. I mean, it's basically a girls' name.
You could call him Sue, like the Johnny Cash song so he grows up to be a hardass.
Waldek, Włodzimierz, Lubomir, Żelisław, Marian (that's a girls name ain't it :P), Barabasz, Manfred, Kleofas, Kordian.
Trust me, name the kid one of the above and because of his horrible name he'll get the sh!t kicked outta him everyday, this will give him inner strength and he'll go onto great things, example: bill gates, tom cruise, tiger woods, winona ryder.... all bullied and became successful...probably coz they all have stupid names :P