Europe according to Poles and other European nations

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Europe according to...

1. Bulgarians:

2. Hungarians:

3. Italians:

4. French:

5. Germans:

and last but not the least...

:-)

Source:

ahistoria.pl/index.php/2010/01/europa-wedlug

If I was making my personal map of Europe it'd be:

France - our pre-emptive strike allies

Great Britain - God bless them for Sir Clive Sinclair

Germany - the thieves of footballers!

Czech Rep. - good food and beer

Slovakia - they lie about Janosik

Hungary - Brothers

Ireland - lost tribe of Poles

Italy - the Pope lives here

Ukraine - Eastern Poland (sorry Nat ;))

Lithuania - the countrius of Adamas Mickiewiczius

Russia - Big Slavic Brother (a bit of a bully)

Turkey - against partitions, decent fellas

Bulgaria - Little Turkey

Spain, Greece, Porugal, Croatia - holidays

Serbia - Balkan Russians

Bosnia - United Emirates of Bosnia and Herzegovina

Switzerland - they keep money of our politicians in their banks

;)

Ha-ha, Torqy... that's hilarious!
I liked Hungarian "alcoholic relatives" and French "meatball eaters". Kind of sad that we appear at every other map as gas suppliers but... that's the way it is. :)


lol :)

Thanks, Sasha - give us your map descriptions, should be fun :-)

*gotta beat it do some work for a change, will check the thread later*

and you know, the real strange thing about that is that most of the europe destined gas just passes through russia from the 'stans.

Heeeelarious brother, good stuff. S. Italy to the Italians = Ethiopia. Haha.

Well... gotta give it a try. No offense, guys!

France - frogeaters

Great Britain - wannabe-gentlemen, occupants of old Slavic tribes

Germany - first elevens of Polish and Turkish national teams

Czech Rep. - Pivo dělá hezká těla! One word is missing though...

Slovakia - Oh... here it is...

Hungary - Peas-suppliers

Ireland - lost tribe of Russians lol

Scotland - lost Polish tribe

Italy - Makaronniki!

Ukraine - western Russia (sorry Nat&Torqy)

Lithuania - Ivans Ivanovichus live there

Finland - Estonians with Russian manners

Sweden - snub-nosed blonds incubator

Turkey - a resort for Russian pin-striped masses

Bulgaria - Wangaland

Serbia - the land of tall lazy-bones who love Russians more than they do themselves

An American perspective:

A British perspective

news paper headline

"Fog in Channel - Continent cut off".

Hahahaha, we do the same in Ireland, especially before we got the Euro currency.
We would talk about Europe like Asia, the Americas and Africa as being over there.

An American perspective on Ireland - Ditch diggers wearing killian stained wife beaters.
Nice map Father Phlegm, we all know your begging people know how to find the US don't we? Hey it's Friday night soon , don't beat your wife too bad.

I think it's a wrong perspective then.

Who's give a f.uck what you think?

My neighbour has a wee dog and like you it thinks its a Rottweiler, all it does is make a lot of noise.
Would you develop a sense of humour.

What the hell is that?


I am Mick.. you didn't like my retort? I thought it was the tits. Hey btw, do us a favor don't send Bono around begging this year. We gave all we could to Haiti.

Me for example :)


haha, dobre SeanBM

OK, I'll use the Queen's English just for you.

My neighbour has a small dog......

My post, like the thread, was meant as a joke.
You obviously can't take a joke, captain insecure.

You are confused, Mick.. she's your Queen, boy.. We got rid of them round 1776. She still lives on your island. : ( That's okay someday we'll get rid of her for you. Funny how we can locate Europe when fighting needs to be done - Something and Irishman is afraid to do apparently.


You shave that mustache today, honey?

You have insecurity issues, this thread is making light fun of all countries, yet you are the only one to take offence.
Get a sense of humour and stop being so insecure.

AWWWWWW C'mon FATHER!! I have one. I was joking. Don't you see it, man??? I liked your map, really dude. You are another slick European. Too crafty for dumb ole' me.

I thought we we having fun. :- (

I don't think Americans are dumb.
I also don't think that Poland is a nation of plumbers or that all Finnish people do is make phones.


You are too insecure to joke about America.

no?

Well... :)

hahaha love the świat według Polaków Torq.
The praca, urlop, to było nasze, geje distinction - you gave me a good lauhg!

Well my man ... you put that flag up there. And you've done it before too. Certainly you must think it's quite funny. I wonder what all those Irish-Americans in Boston or New York would think of you doing that?? Those guys that have given your cousins or uncles jobs over the years.. sent all those dollars home. They're just retards , right? Yank imbeciles?

crazy relaxing thread

Probably the same as all the other nations on this thread, nothing.


You need to relax big time, your insecurity is unfounded but I suppose being a rude, paranoid, bipolar you have a lot to deal with.

My advice, if you can't take a joke, don't read threads that are meant to entertain.

My advice to you is maybe don't put an American map on "Europe according to Poles and other Europeans nations." Hey you barged into the kitchen and then want to complain it's too hot. You do it all the time, make a bunch of jokes about the US and then if someone says something back.. it's "you have no sense of humour, you're bipolar.." I mean bipolar??? How stupid is that anyway. Why because I gave you some of your own medicine?

Maybe you need to grow up and quit being a whiny clown. You always present yourself as being holier than thou.. when basically you're nothing but a hypocrite.

Torq this thread is made of pure focking win.

Pedały, BMW, Hitler :)))))

According to Canadians:

USA- - think that Canada is another American state, we let them fish and shoot our game for big bucks since they have killed all the wild game while playing with their guns

Poland- pickles, sour kraut, Walesa and big, blue - eyes women, pierogies, cabbage rolls
Germany- the country of engineers
France- they have good wines and cheeses, but we have our own
Great Britain -they are still coming over here and showing off their accent?
South America- their "export" is becoming a competition to our small but excellent grass
Russia- beautiful women who speak Russian and are willing to marry a regular Joe to get a passport,
Scottish and Irish- our relatives (especially during St Patrick's day), can drink any Canadian under the table
Australia- cangaroo riders, expensive vacation
New Zeland- even more expensive vacation - but the pics are worth putting on Facebook
Greece- restaurant owners, vacation
China- next empire
Cuba- very cheap vacation
Japan- a country when a fresh univeristy graduate goes to teach English in order to pay off the student loan