You do insult religion but in a clever way
Remember, Christ's message isn't religion, and vice versa. As St Augustine said "There are many outside who seem to be inside and there are many inside who seem to be outside".
nstead of being pompous, you are snobbish, which doesn't bother me:)
People even say that in real life I sound a bit like Hyacinth Bucket!
BTW, I like your posts too ;-)