" Well Paddy,there wasnt a name tag so I had to make sure it was none of the girls in my Parish...."....
HAHA good one. Not sure if this is a Polish joke but i heard it in Polish...
God let's a drunk, a smoker and a gay man out of hell with one condition they can't commit their sins ever again( drink, smoke, have homosexual sex) the three of them are walking down the street the drunk notices a bar a say "hey guys I'll just go in for a quick shot no one with know" his friends beg him to reconsider he goes anyways takes a shot, and dies.
The smoker says to the gay man "what an idiot we told him not to do it" so the smoker and gay man walk on after some time the smoker notices a cigarette butt laying on the ground the gay man turns to him and says "don't bend over or we'll both die"