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Wow, some things are a revelation to me. Do American Poles really do them? :):):):) or you exaggerate on purpose to strengthen the satirical impact on the reader?
“Saint Hedwig,”
You occasionally add the suffix “-ski” to English words for no apparent reason (e.G., “I’m gonna go put the car-ski in the garage-ski”)
Your family likes to play card games like hearts and pinochle, and this often culminates in full-scale brawls.
Your dad has forced you to eat horseradish, claiming that it will “put hair on your chest” (even If you’re a female!).
You like to put sour cream, horseradish, and/or beer on everything you eat.
You walk into a crowd of people you don’t know and talk to them like they’re your best friends in the whole world.
Here are things which also Polish Poles do:
Your grandparents and other rela tives habitually kiss everyone they meet.
You have at least one relative who plays the Accordion.
You are inclined to blame all the world’s ills on Germans and Russians.
You like to go “mushroom hunting.”
You hoard vast amounts of money in your house.
You can out drink all of your friends.
You have waited in line at a church or bakery to buy pierogi or paczki.
You often visit cemeteries, light votive candles for dead relatives, and generally spend an unhealthy amount of time obsessing about death.
You like to gossip and generally talk too much.
Your relatives show constant devotion to saints, the Blessed Virgin, the Pope,
