Gaa
11 Nov 2009 / #1
funny quiz:)
gotoquiz.com/how_polish_are_you_2
gotoquiz.com/how_polish_are_you_2
How Polish are you?
Gaa
Outdated, a bit. Questions like Do you believe that the Pope is never wrong in religious matters? are the indication of Polishness?
Outdated, a bit. Questions like Do you believe that the Pope is never wrong in religious matters? are the indication of Polishness?
OP Gaa
11 Nov 2009 / #3
they aren't? :P
Dammit! Only 6%? That's BS man. I feel like I just flunked a test or something LOL!
they aren't? :P
Popes or Poles? :):):):
OP Gaa
11 Nov 2009 / #6
both;]
10% : o
I guess
atehist != Pole....
I guess
atehist != Pole....
20% rather supprising!
Torq
11 Nov 2009 / #9
80% - ya beauty!
I think the remaining 20% is Hungarian :)
I think the remaining 20% is Hungarian :)
It's rather 'How Catholic are you' than 'Polish'. I'm 100% Polish even though I don't give a damn what Papa Ratzi says about whatever he has to say about.
Edit. Anyway, I just have to produce my passport with a crowned bird at heaven's gate. It's as obvious as that (:
Edit. Anyway, I just have to produce my passport with a crowned bird at heaven's gate. It's as obvious as that (:
hahah I'm only slightly (45 per cent) Polish hehehe
sure it is fun
sure it is fun
peter_olsztyn 6 | 1082
11 Nov 2009 / #12
Do you speak Polish to your friends/family?
Sometimes ;)
Do you eat meat on Fridays?
On Friday kiełbasa tastes the best ;)
OP Gaa
11 Nov 2009 / #13
On Friday kiełbasa tastes the best ;)
yeahhh!! ;]
how stupid are you?
Torq
11 Nov 2009 / #15
On Friday kiełbasa tastes the best ;)
yeahhh!! ;]
You are so going to burn, lads!
;)
I lawyas knew I was more Russian/Ukrainian: :):):):)
You are 61% Polish!
You Polishness is above average but still not what a Pole should be! If you are not Catholic, you have refused the truth, Jesus Christ, God and Poland. Catholicism is the national religion of Poland.If you can't speak Polish, you are definetly not Polish!
You are 61% Polish!
You Polishness is above average but still not what a Pole should be! If you are not Catholic, you have refused the truth, Jesus Christ, God and Poland. Catholicism is the national religion of Poland.If you can't speak Polish, you are definetly not Polish!
I scored 5% and am quite proud of that. My Polish wife scored only 45%.
OsiedleRuda
11 Nov 2009 / #18
It's rather 'How Catholic are you' than 'Polish'. I'm 100% Polish even though I don't give a damn what Papa Ratzi says about whatever he has to say about.
Yeah, that's more like it.
The only thing non-Polish about me is the fact that I was born in England, not in Poland.
You are 43% Polish! You are slightly Polish but not enough. If you are not Catholic, you have refused the truth, Jesus Christ, God and Poland. Catholicism is the national religion of Poland. If you can't speak Polish, you are definetly not Polish!
lmao.
Except I answered "Perfectly" and "Always" to the Polish language questions, so why the f*** does it say "If you can't speak Polish, you are definitely not Polish!"
Slightly Polish my A**!!!!
Sorry to burst your bubble, mi amigo Torqy. 85% is needed for Polishness, have a look at the after-test bumff.
My wife said the same, she is not a Catholic so she is never gonna get over 50% in a badly-weighted test such as that.
My wife said the same, she is not a Catholic so she is never gonna get over 50% in a badly-weighted test such as that.
You are 90% Polish!
You are perfectly Polish!(Unless you are not Catholic, you have refused the truth, Jesus Christ, God and Poland.)Show your Polish hertiage around the world!
You are perfectly Polish!(Unless you are not Catholic, you have refused the truth, Jesus Christ, God and Poland.)Show your Polish hertiage around the world!
Yeah !!!!!111111111111
Oh, of that I have no doubt, Greg ;) ;) ;)
Marek11111 9 | 807
11 Nov 2009 / #22
I was born and raise in Poland and scored 8% Polish that is funny just because I do not believe in catholic church or god, oh well to repent I will eat more meat on Friday and christmas
omigod. just scored 85%. that means i am totally polish apart from not having polish mother or father. just goes to show what living in a house of poles can do to you ... they have taken me over. mind you, there should also have been a couple more questions:
For women
1. How clean is yr bathroom?
2. Do you consider a size 8 fat?
3. Have you eaten anything in the past week?
4. How often do you throw all of your partner's belongings out of the window, and/or make him sleep on the sofa? (daily/weekly/once a month/once every three months)
For men
1. How many prostitutes have you visited in the past month?
2. How many secret families/children in other countries do you have?
3. How many teeth have you got?
For women
1. How clean is yr bathroom?
2. Do you consider a size 8 fat?
3. Have you eaten anything in the past week?
4. How often do you throw all of your partner's belongings out of the window, and/or make him sleep on the sofa? (daily/weekly/once a month/once every three months)
For men
1. How many prostitutes have you visited in the past month?
2. How many secret families/children in other countries do you have?
3. How many teeth have you got?
Papa Ratzi
Great nickname :-) :-) :-)
Hm, I am 0% Polish...However:
You know you're Polish when...
1.You had to share a room until you were 21.
2.Everything you eat is savored in garlic and onions.
3.You are standing next to the two largest suitcases
at the airport.
4.You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and
think its normal.
5.All your children have nick names, which sound
nowhere close to their real names.
6.You know someone with 20 kids
7.You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving
someone's house.
8.You have lace curtains.
9.You have lace tablecloths.
10.You have rugs covering every inch of your house.
11.Your mom tells you you're too skinny even though
your 30 pounds overweight.
12.You have curtains hanging across every doorway.
13.You know someone that married his girlfriend of 2
months.
14.Your house is full of medicine from your old
country and its probably all illegal here.
15.You and your friends have ever been kicked out of a
restaurant or recreational park for being too loud or
rowdy.
16.You dont know how to use a dishwasher b/c u are the
dishwasher.
17.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
18.You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
19.Your dad ever butchered a pig or lamb.
20.Your mom ever chased you with a rolling pin or a
broom telling you to stop so that she could hit you.
21.You're twenty years old and your parents are trying
to send you back to your country to get you married
cause your old.
22.Getting married at 18 is normal.
23.Getting married at 16 actually happens.
24.You don't use measuring cups when cooking.
25.If you don't live at home, when your parents call,
they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
26.When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few
minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant
cousin.
27.Your parents don't realize phone connections to
foreign countries have improved in the last two
decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs
when making foreign calls.
28. It's "normal" if your wedding has 600 people.
29.You dont know half the people at your wedding cuz
your parents invited them.
30.Your family owns a coffee grinder..and a nut
grinder
31.Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American
guy.
32.You work out six days a week, but somehow you dad
whoops your ass in like five seconds after he comes
home from a thirteen hour day from the bakery /
factory / food business.
33.You own a leather jacket.
34.You drive a nicer car than your parents.
35.Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.
36.You have all brand new appliances in your kitchen
but your mom cooks in the basement with the stove from
your old house.
37.You are prohibited from speaking English in you own
home.
38.Your parents have gone on vacation ONCE and it was
to your home country.
39.Your church has a fully loaded bar
40.If you are a girl and not married by the age of 20
you are an old maid
41.You base your whole life on the fortune in your
coffee cup
42.The head of a pig with an apple in its mouth is
looked upon as a delicacy
43.Your parents still prefer to buy cassettes instead
of CDs.
44.Your friends' parents talk to you like they're YOUR
PARENTS too.
45.You are adored the first 10 years of your life,
then treated like a complete idiot until you get
married.
46.Your car costs more than your college education
47.You drive a Honda (or, in the EXTREME worse case a
Nissan), and your windows are tinted to twice the
legal limit
48.Your parents have computer "experience" for 8 years
already on the resume, yet they been in US for only
4...
49.Youre actually nodding and laughing at most of
these things
>^..^<
M-G (hehe)
You know you're Polish when...
1.You had to share a room until you were 21.
2.Everything you eat is savored in garlic and onions.
3.You are standing next to the two largest suitcases
at the airport.
4.You arrive one or two hours late to a party - and
think its normal.
5.All your children have nick names, which sound
nowhere close to their real names.
6.You know someone with 20 kids
7.You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving
someone's house.
8.You have lace curtains.
9.You have lace tablecloths.
10.You have rugs covering every inch of your house.
11.Your mom tells you you're too skinny even though
your 30 pounds overweight.
12.You have curtains hanging across every doorway.
13.You know someone that married his girlfriend of 2
months.
14.Your house is full of medicine from your old
country and its probably all illegal here.
15.You and your friends have ever been kicked out of a
restaurant or recreational park for being too loud or
rowdy.
16.You dont know how to use a dishwasher b/c u are the
dishwasher.
17.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.
18.You use grocery bags to hold garbage.
19.Your dad ever butchered a pig or lamb.
20.Your mom ever chased you with a rolling pin or a
broom telling you to stop so that she could hit you.
21.You're twenty years old and your parents are trying
to send you back to your country to get you married
cause your old.
22.Getting married at 18 is normal.
23.Getting married at 16 actually happens.
24.You don't use measuring cups when cooking.
25.If you don't live at home, when your parents call,
they ask if you've eaten, even if it's midnight.
26.When your parents meet strangers and talk for a few
minutes, you discover you're talking to a distant
cousin.
27.Your parents don't realize phone connections to
foreign countries have improved in the last two
decades, and still scream at the top of their lungs
when making foreign calls.
28. It's "normal" if your wedding has 600 people.
29.You dont know half the people at your wedding cuz
your parents invited them.
30.Your family owns a coffee grinder..and a nut
grinder
31.Your 15 year old sister can out-drink any American
guy.
32.You work out six days a week, but somehow you dad
whoops your ass in like five seconds after he comes
home from a thirteen hour day from the bakery /
factory / food business.
33.You own a leather jacket.
34.You drive a nicer car than your parents.
35.Your dad carries around enough money to buy a car.
36.You have all brand new appliances in your kitchen
but your mom cooks in the basement with the stove from
your old house.
37.You are prohibited from speaking English in you own
home.
38.Your parents have gone on vacation ONCE and it was
to your home country.
39.Your church has a fully loaded bar
40.If you are a girl and not married by the age of 20
you are an old maid
41.You base your whole life on the fortune in your
coffee cup
42.The head of a pig with an apple in its mouth is
looked upon as a delicacy
43.Your parents still prefer to buy cassettes instead
of CDs.
44.Your friends' parents talk to you like they're YOUR
PARENTS too.
45.You are adored the first 10 years of your life,
then treated like a complete idiot until you get
married.
46.Your car costs more than your college education
47.You drive a Honda (or, in the EXTREME worse case a
Nissan), and your windows are tinted to twice the
legal limit
48.Your parents have computer "experience" for 8 years
already on the resume, yet they been in US for only
4...
49.Youre actually nodding and laughing at most of
these things
>^..^<
M-G (hehe)
I'm 100% Polish
I doubt you could be polish vault dweller.. I don't think they would build any vaults in here..
I'm 0% Polish.. (Catholic.)
;)
;)
You are 9% Polish!
You are not Polish at all or you don't deserve to be. If you are not Catholic, you have refused the truth, Jesus Christ, God and Poland. Catholicism is the national religion of Poland.If you can't speak Polish, you are definetly not Polish!
There is a second
You are 100% Polish ;)!
You are so Polish...! You should be proud and happy. Go get yourself some good Polish kielbasa, couple of friends and beer--and celebrate. Polish style. :)
You are not Polish at all or you don't deserve to be. If you are not Catholic, you have refused the truth, Jesus Christ, God and Poland. Catholicism is the national religion of Poland.If you can't speak Polish, you are definetly not Polish!
There is a second
You are 100% Polish ;)!
You are so Polish...! You should be proud and happy. Go get yourself some good Polish kielbasa, couple of friends and beer--and celebrate. Polish style. :)
I'm 60% Polish.. (Not into Polish Cuisine I guess!)
;)
;)
I doubt you could be polish vault dweller.. I don't think they would build any vaults in here..
Well, Glasgow in certain places looks like it had been through nuclear holocaust. You would be surprised how close to the city centre (:
There is a second Quiz
That's more like it. 100% of course.