Absolutely no-one in their right mind would take the back roads here.
and I already know that there are NO truly American style inns in that area -- specifically offering the amenities that Americans prefer
Do you perhaps wonder why?
If it hasn't been done already in Poland, then there's probably no market for it. I can't imagine most Poles (or even foreigners) shelling out the money needed for such accommodation unless it was in somewhere like Wisla.