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bimber94   
6 Jan 2011
Love / Why are Polish women so sexy ? [390]

PennBoy:
And my info says western European middle ages women spend theirs on black boys in Jamaica

Middle ages women? I know I said 'mature', but there's no need to go OTT :D
bimber94   
5 Jan 2011
Love / Why are Polish women so sexy ? [390]

My info is that many elderly and late middle aged Polish women spend their kids inheritance (the comparative few that have some dosh) on young men in Tunisia. It seems the North Africans like Polki mature - and then some! Fact, not fiction!
bimber94   
4 Jan 2011
News / Poland is important in the global economy crisis? [33]

I repeat, Poland was offered the Marshall Plan by the West, but the ruling commie scum in Poland refused. Obviously the usual red idea of keeping the workers very poor and very busy. The Polish people didn't have any say in the matter!! How difficult is that to understand? So I am complaining we didn't get it thank you very much.

- "belayed" indeed!
bimber94   
27 Dec 2010
Polonia / MOVING MY STUFF TO MOSCOW and a Harley motorcycle ...any ideas? [58]

dtaylor5632:
How dare you sir!

Yes, damn and blast the blaggard! :D

Seriously WR, I fear for your safety in Russia. I know of an ex-militia man from Białoruś and his son, both of whom went together to work in construction in Moscow. The son was found dead, and his dad disappeared from the face of the earth. If that can happen to a comparative local - an ex-cop at that - what are your chances of long-term survival?
bimber94   
26 Dec 2010
News / WHY IS POLAND STILL GIVEN THE COLD SHOULDER? [197]

The worst ones, in my personal experience, are those who go to church, confession and communion, and beat their breasts with an open mea maxima culpa! I saw this when attending a funeral, and one very 'devout' bloke who made such a show, later ripped me off something bad. IMHO, what Poland could do with is an influx of several million foreign Buddhists with trade skills. Why Buddhists? The vast majority of them are aware of the consequences of 'cause and effect'. What goes around comes around.
bimber94   
23 Dec 2010
Polonia / Polish people in New Delhi [86]

Ahh, Indian toilets! Fond memories. :D
Seriously, I once had a serious Indian girlfriend. Her toilet was a laugh!! The door was a swing-to off the ground, exactly like in cowboy saloon bars. You couldn't see the face of the person, just a shytting ar$e.
bimber94   
21 Dec 2010
Law / I am married to a Polish citizen. How can I get residency? [36]

All this seems to me that the Polish authorities are getting their own back. Sorry to say this Geoff, but in a way I'm glad to hear it! It's politics; nothing personal. Today I sometimes travel between Poland and UK, and much more frequently during the 1990s, by coach. Every single time I entered the UK via Dover, the Poles were treated at that border post like total crap. One example out of many I personally witnessed: a Polish woman doctor who provided documentary proof that she prepaid for a course to learn English language in UK, and had prepaid accommodation arranged by that language school (I craned my neck to see the documents, and I noted 'Churchill House School of English'), she was grilled by the receptionist (the so-called immigration 'officer') who asked "why do you need to learn English when you are already a doctor in Poland?" A typical unanswerable question. On that 'basis' she was deported. Yes I'm angry at that even now. Your country did that to us for sssooo long, and when we do the same to you, you don't like it. On a personal level it isn't justified for you; understandable. It's how it is. If it was up to me I'd be happy to let you in, if on the basis of what you said above is correct.
bimber94   
21 Dec 2010
UK, Ireland / Are there enough Polish people live in Birmingham? [5]

Depends on what you mean by 'enough'. For your restaurant, you mean? In my experience, i.e. with my family, no custom there, as they are so tight their ar$e$ squeak :D . So as for Polish customers, well... good luck!! But hang on a second. If you're a Kurdish man, are you sure you're going into the right market? You are, one assumes, a Muslim, and the main Polish diet consists of pork. Talking of meat, I used to have a girlfriend of Polish parentage in Sutton Coldfield. That was in the 1970s however. But GOD was she pretty!!!
bimber94   
19 Dec 2010
USA, Canada / CULTURE SHOCK! (of my Polish finance who visited the US) [210]

Here's a true story of culture shock. A cousin of mine came to us to UK in PRL times, in 1985, not so much to visit us but to make some $$$ of course. He came from a small village where, even today, older people genuinely believe that Jesus Christ spoke only Polish (the last person there to believe the world is flat passed away in 1995). The day after my cousin's arrival, I noticed he was in a state of semi-shock when he saw a Superdrug store (it's like Rossman in Poland) with shelves full of soap and stuff. He just couldn't believe that a shop could be so well stocked up! So guess what I did? Hee hee! I took him to Harrods! He so nearly crapped himself. Walking through the perfume department he was in genuine shock and couldn't walk another step for some minutes; gaping silently at diamond-studded perfume bottles. It was better than "Flip i Flap (that's Laurel and Hardy)", and live, too. LOL x 10.
bimber94   
18 Dec 2010
Love / How to ask the Polish parents for her hand in Marriage? [32]

Chrys, you can have children; just don't tie the Gordian knot. So-called illegitimacy is no longer taboo, especially if you'll be living west of Poland. That's what is known in the UK as a common law 'marriage'.

You're not in love. Nobody is/was. You, me and everyone else has merely felt lust+attachment.

my beloved is so special

Sentimental twaddle! Say that in seven years' time. Sorry if I'm a grumpy bastard but I'm a grumpy bastard.
I'll now leave this thread as I've said what I can. Hope this was helpful and good luck.
PS I'm sure you know the saying 'another sucker bites the dust'. Don't do it!
bimber94   
17 Dec 2010
Love / How to ask the Polish parents for her hand in Marriage? [32]

Chrysalis:
I'm not marrying (or financing) Mama

That's what YOU think! Famous last words. :-D

I know the type Chrys is talking about. Marry your beloved and you marry the family. IMHO there is no such thing as love (bah humbug); it's really a combination of basic lust and attachment.
bimber94   
17 Dec 2010
Love / How to ask the Polish parents for her hand in Marriage? [32]

Don't do it Chrys. Such a knot is difficult and expensive to untie. Live in sin. Nought wrong with that. I can just imagine your situation a few months after marriage when the niceties wear off. Mama demanding dosh for anything she fancies, sister in law needs money for drink....oh Gawd! Poor you. Mama grabs one of your legs, sister in law the other leg, and shake every penny out of your pockets. DDDOOONNN'T DDOOO IITTT!!!
bimber94   
15 Dec 2010
History / Effects of Living under Communism in Poland [58]

And who is this "leftist" media owned by?

The mega rich such as Mr Rockefeller, Warburg, Morgan......and the real perpetrators of 9/11. Or am I a 'facist (commies are too braindead to spell 'fascist')'?
bimber94   
14 Dec 2010
Australia / HOW DO I MOVE FROM AUSTRALIA TO POLAND PERMANENTLY? PARENTS BOTH FROM POLAND [26]

If your father was born in Poland, then through him you have the automatic right to Polish citizenship. Ask around in Polish areas where you are, for an office which deals in getting a Polish passport for you. In UK, there used to be a travel agency in Tooting Bec, London, which had a separate office that could arrange that. You needed your and your father's birth certificates, and a letter from your father stating how, when and why he emigrated from Poland, and his general life history (a "życiorys"). Well, I'm talking twenty years ago; things may have changed now. Powodzenia.
bimber94   
14 Dec 2010
History / Effects of Living under Communism in Poland [58]

Maybe:
On a superficial level, Poland despite busily rebuilding still retains lots of ugly grey blocky architecture

That's only partly true these days. Three weeks ago I saw old Communist-style (i.e. NO style), sad-looking, grey blocks of flats being insulated on the outside, then painted in several vivid colours. This was in Myszków and Zawiercie.
bimber94   
13 Dec 2010
History / Effects of Living under Communism in Poland [58]

How would you rationally explain to authorities that you had an access to American TV? Oh boy, you'd be in serious trouble.

Oh...errr... well you see Panie Milicjancie, I'm a Masonic Zionist with connections to Mr Rothschild. Now, how would you like to keep your job? Run along now, and keep up the good work.

You were a rebel just for listening to radio Free Europe.

Nowadays, you're a rebel if you don't listen to Radio Maryja.
bimber94   
13 Dec 2010
History / Effects of Living under Communism in Poland [58]

The difference is that you'd not end up in jail for saying publicly that last night's evening news was total crap in the US.

No no! In Communist Poland you could publicly say that "last night's evening news was total crap in the US".
bimber94   
7 Dec 2010
News / Medvedev in Poland [28]

Sound like the 'elephant in the room' syndrome.