Language / Polish Language Learning Links [40]

Adding my thanks too for the link. Good site. Bookmarked and will be well thumbed...moused...well you know. :)

USA, Canada / CULTURE SHOCK! (of my Polish finance who visited the US) [210]


lol

The Roy Orbison method yep :)

USA, Canada / CULTURE SHOCK! (of my Polish finance who visited the US) [210]

Thanks K for the reminder, i'd forgotten.

Poland is a big bad backwater where crime is rife, no one is friendly and there is no hope, only vodka.
America is the land of the polite with their walmarts, stop signs and automatic weapons.

Next.

USA, Canada / CULTURE SHOCK! (of my Polish finance who visited the US) [210]

Did i miss the general thrust of this thread then D? I thought that was an accurate summary. :)

USA, Canada / CULTURE SHOCK! (of my Polish finance who visited the US) [210]

That's usually where I keep my tongue. :)

lol

You've got me pegged then, yep.

edit: I'm going to cross polinate the above. :)

USA, Canada / CULTURE SHOCK! (of my Polish finance who visited the US) [210]

culture shock number 1 in Austria is the fact you have to buy your plastic shopping bags. SHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

USA, Canada / CULTURE SHOCK! (of my Polish finance who visited the US) [210]


Why what have you done?

lol

I like the new look. Centre partings suit you.

Sometimes, when people say things, they mean what they say. Sometimes, they mean the opposite.
It is up to the reader to interpret, or they can pay someone else to do the thinking for them.

I do hope that has cleared up any misunderstanding on your part.

Mail me the 50€ therapy fee. I do PayInfidel :)

Love / Is it common for a Polish woman to date multiple men at the same time? [46]

lol

looks like someone's trying to shoo away the encroachers. Don't worry Pot there's room enough at the Old Kettle Inn mate. Unless you're doing it Jay Rock style of course. Hip replacement therapy for the underpriviledged. Hop off. :)

Language / The Polish language - it's bloody hard! [210]


Don't worry about him Saff. He's just angry because he thinks that it's ok to say 'yous'.
Then again, I think they do that in Scotland apparently.

No no it's Iron Brew. They just won't listen.

Language / The Polish language - it's bloody hard! [210]

Made in Scotland by Girders iirc. Ahh the old Orange nectar. :)

Australia / Polish community in Sydney, Australia [93]


lol

I can just see how that conversation went.

Yeah mate. We don't have cars, we ride around on Kangeroos. We put Roo bars on the front of 'em, just in case we have a crash.

Phones? That you can carry around with you? Gee, mate, you yanks are so advanced.

We use the bush telegraph. :)

Love / Polish girls attitudes towards sex. [568]


Did you know you can drown in just one inch of water?

Yet more proof that being shallow can be dangerous. :)

Love / Polish girls attitudes towards sex. [568]


Where is my ROFL smiley?

<actually choking here>

Still laughing.

<re-reads quote>

Oh I can't breathe

Even their leader was one. Austrian I mean, or was it Nazi. I forget :rolleyes: Put your fire extinguishers away people, nothing to see here. :)

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


If only he would go, eh know what I mean etc

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]

Otherwise known as Alf A. Posturing.
He's a chest thumping type, gets angry quickly and succeeds in making himself look foolish without the aid of a safety net.

What do you mean it's ok. Ohhhh he's one of them. That's alright then. Long as he keeps away from me. <looks macho and menacing>

What do you mean Nice shoes? You saying i'm a p... a h... er... one of them?

I'll punch his face in. <the circle is complete>

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


Does anyone else see the flaw with that plan?

Unless he's using the 'i've got a mute friend, the one waving holding the placard that says will you go out with me, that really likes you.'

Ah, yep that'll be it.

Good luck mate. :)

edit: I really like his narrative style too, it's very Costanza-esque. Looking forward to hearing of a successful outcome soon.

Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]

You in the Andrew mate?

Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]

You don't say how old she is. Maybe the thought of commitment (if young) is scaring her. Wants to feel free by going/looking elsewhere? But at the same time enjoys the stability you offer. (Best of both worlds/eating of cake springs to mind)

I dunno mate. Look out for your own state of mind, prolonged exposure to that kind of behaviour could lead to undesired side effects.

Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]


I knew there was a reason I loved the NHS Broadband access in all mouse padded suites. :)


There is your answer then mate. Not all Poles, just this one.

You can mail me the fee. I do payInfidel :)

Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]


lol I am honoured you chose to quote me to highlight that point. A coincidence is all, i'm sure. <very broad grin>

Good to cross threads with you again M. How you doing, post exam euphoria still there?

Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]


yep.

Been there. It's the way it creeps up on you months, years <insert time frame here> at the moment when you're least expecting it that bothers me the most.

Ah well. Journey not the destination after all. Just a shame we sometimes drive down a cul-de-sac, I hate reversing.

I'm well thank you, however, not reached the dizzy heights of waahhh yet. I suspect that is also weather related. Raining, overcast and windy. Can't have everything though.

How are you enjoying your biking? Menacing pedestrians yet? :)

edit: Once lt's money clears, your share will be on it's way courtesy of Huegbank

Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]


To quote you from your 'my bf never says I love you' thread.


Physician, heal thyself. :)

Love / All Polish women can't be nutters can they? [257]


You've never been to Capernaum have you?

I was being biblical.

I don't really think you can take anything biblical literally, even when it is written in print.

Oh Luke I think that there is a pro.. a mor... a reason I said it. :)

Miranda, abolutely. Give me someone else's problems over mine any day.

Language / Is it too late for me to learn Polish..? [65]


Il faut que pretre vive de l'autel. :)


Forget the latin, too much effort mate.
Get yourself a chariot. Preferably with a fancy black horse. Prance about on the Forum. (not this one, that's despararte and dateless territory) You're bound to get into her toga before you can say thank Bacchus it's Vendredi.

Love / Polish stranger wants me to write to him [34]


I've just marked this day in my calendar.

LS has written something that I agree with word for word.

News / What's the stupidest question asked about Poland? [414]


lol

An excerpt from Budget Hotel Lobbies: Scat Jazz for beginners

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]

How about something short and to the point like: "Hi there, i'm the <insert descriptive noun of your choice here> that is trying to break you two up, lovely to meet you. No hard feelings eh?"

edit: as this forum is called polish singles and this girl clearly isn't aren't we heading off into Off Topic territory. Wouldn't want any moderating double standards now would we?

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


You mean he needs a strengthened central pillar vicar? That'll be costly, just ask Galileo's secretary. He was awful once his balls dropped. Testosterone's got a lot to answer for. :)

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


Yep. All's well thanks muchly. It's bbq time so there is currently a haze of charcoal smoke hanging over the city. Either there are a lot of sausages being blackened or we've got another new pope. Could go either way to be honest.

Hope you've managed to shake off the air kissing I was fired by Sir Alan Nothing to do with Amstrad Sugar types for a quiet weekend. I really do love understatement. :)

Love / Fell in love with a Polish girl, but find it difficult to approach her [620]


Operative and in some sense exclusive.

Almost opposites. That's what's doing the confusing I bet.

Keep this up and i'll need to see your apiary licence. :)