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PF - The Omnibus Edition [1502]
I thought I would do an omnibus, having not been on for more than 5 minutes this week.
I am probably the least qualified for the job and therefore the most likely to get it. (I expect a big fat severance bonus).
I hope to achieve for the writers of this thread, what Bush did for Obama.
So I will assume the norm has continued unlike everything else, consistency in a world gone mad.
Speaking of Guinness,
The male owl, with the girlie cake name, went to Kazakhstan to promote Guinness.
Only to have had a sudden thirst on him,
like the Nairobi dessert, mid flight and broke into the cargo bay and drink it dry.
In a last ditch attempt of redemption he made up a concoction of water, window wiper fluid, black shoe polish and shaving foam to impersonate Guinness.
Only, he had a little Irish flue and it was so good that he drank that and all.
Polish Forum
s...
I never understood the necessity for the plural,
more than likely there are other forums that I am unaware of.
But my loyalties lie here. ha ha ha
Polonius3 and Seanus have been insider dealing, "You set'em up and I'll stir it up".
Polonius3 on a quick glance has at least slowed down his rampage but Seanus is keeping his end of the bargain and resurrecting threads like an evangelist on fire.
A special award for Seanus is in order, passing the winter blues by, he is an example of a true PF member (no insult meant he he he).
Some none-Poles,
If there are any on here???;)
Have been wondering why their girlfriend parts their hair to the right
and has a dodgy recording of "Prefab Sprout - The King of Rock n' Roll",
which apparently only people from this gene pool have???.
There has to be something about the way the Polish hate Jews,
there couldn't be a day that goes by without a "good auld" Jew hating debate,
unfortunately none of these people have actually been to Poland.
Frozen dew on the car does not count.
Big talk about the retaliation for the muslins, no doubt, I am a blinds man meself (easier to vacuum without tearing).
Not to forget all the rest of the other racists, heroically fighting problems the rest of us don't have.
Speaking of communism, there is a leak in North Korea, who has access to the internet amazingly enough.
Our new? comrade is a red through and through, although he communicates with us, capitalist pigs, he is on a one way course of re-educating us, there in lies the problem, to re-educate we have to be educated first off.
In technology, it has been noted that on here, we are all in fact Spy-Bots, that is why we do not change our minds and stick to our agendas.
The car manufacturers are having a Pink party with the ressionator.
Proving once again that they have stacks of cash in reserves.
In the midst of life we are in death of winter, it seems on PF we have an early spring.
Some of the seasonal birds have flown back, like a blossoming flower in the snow and like everything precious, it should be appreciated.
Others have left,
for a while anyway,
Change is as good as an arrest.
So go on get yourself arrested.
