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Joined: 20 Jul 2006 / Male ♂
Last Post: 24 Jul 2013
Threads: Total: 2 / In This Archive: 0
Posts: Total: 1543 / In This Archive: 246
From: Poland
Speaks Polish?: yes, though Polska język trudna język. ;)

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Matyjasz   
27 Jan 2007
Love / Polish Girls vs Russian Girls [813]

Well, if your last name starts with K and somehow you are communicating with us from the past, than just one: DONT GO TO DALLAS!!! :)
Matyjasz   
25 Jan 2007
Life / Favourite Polish movies? [107]

I quite liked dzien Swira....maybe i am bit weird?

Your definitely not weird. It's the best Polish comedy made after 1989, if not in the entire history of Polish cinema!! :)
Matyjasz   
22 Jan 2007
News / What's the stupidest question asked about Poland? [414]

I guess that I also am a little bit ignorant sometimes, so I don't want to judge people, but on the other hand, when a person lives in Europe and doesn't know what are the rest of countries present on this continent, then it just makes me wonder what has he been doing on the geography class. :(
Matyjasz   
16 Jan 2007
News / What's the stupidest question asked about Poland? [414]

How about do polar bears come from poland?

Welcome back FISZ. Yeah, the polar bear myth is a classic. :)

no .....disco polo is the ultimate evil

True, but in contrary to polka disco polo is actually a polish invention. :)
Matyjasz   
16 Jan 2007
News / What's the stupidest question asked about Poland? [414]

someone asked me if it snowed all the time! and was it anywhere near the North Pole!

and the confused woman behind the counter shouted to her boss........'Is Poland in Europe?'

I like those two. :)
Matyjasz   
27 Dec 2006
Love / Nice Polish women photos [329]

You should have tried also with polish men. It's even better. :)
Matyjasz   
20 Dec 2006
Life / Thoughts on Music in Poland [132]

I really enjoyed "Albóm" as a kid :), just like the rest of my primary school. :)

I just couldn't resist the lyrics. "Hej ty, k**wa ty, k**wa, k**wa, k**wa mać; Posłuchaj ch**u jeden, co spiewa nasza brać!" Pure poetry! :) Surprisingly, I don't listen to him much these days. Ok, maybe with the exception of the song "Scyzoryk". :)
Matyjasz   
14 Dec 2006
UK, Ireland / Polish immigration in UK [491]

More Polish scroungers, I suppose they will want free Veterinary care while our poor UK pets have to pay top-wack. They will want their own park soon to crap in. WHEN IS IT GOING TO BLOODY END !!!!!

O.M.G. Sorry guys just had a UK_ moment there

heheheh...Briliant. :)

But ulpolska, how can you say things like that! I've met a lot of Polish dogs in my life and they all were very polite and hard working animals and I’m sure they will contribute a lot to the development of your Parks. etc ect.... :)

Just had a Matyjasz moment there. :)
Matyjasz   
11 Dec 2006
UK, Ireland / Polish Beer In The UK [98]

and when i first went to poland eveyone was drinking ten point five... i even got a t-shirt... now i dont see it anywhere...

Christ, I even forgot abut that beer. It was good once, but then somehow it became crappy. It's a real pity though. As for EB, I always wondered who actually buys that beer. Iit truly is a horrid one, just like Okocim. :)
Matyjasz   
29 Nov 2006
Love / Polish Girls vs Russian Girls [813]

iwona clearly stated that that remark was about uk and not about you. No need to be rude here.
Matyjasz   
20 Nov 2006
Love / Why do Polish women prefer foreigners for boyfriends and husbands? [418]

Could it be that you are just looking for confirmation of that controversial thesis of yours, so that your ego would extend and you would have more confidence in approaching a polish girl? You know, if Polish guys are so terrible than polish girls must have lower standards and stuff like that, right? Well, sorry to disappoint you, but that is just plain old silly. Better luck next time, though. :)

PS: Actually I'm not sorry at all. I was just trying to be polite and I'm telling this just in case nobody would call me a liar. :) (yeah I know, sometimes I can be a real b!tch :) Don't want to offend anyone though, so don't take this joke to personally folks :) )
Matyjasz   
18 Nov 2006
UK, Ireland / Polish Beer In The UK [98]

Yeah I agree... As a justification a can only say that because of the treasonable alcohol I was temporarily insane, and didn't knew what I was doing. :)
Matyjasz   
18 Nov 2006
UK, Ireland / Polish Beer In The UK [98]

Place called "Tawerna" at Starówka. It's near the Neptune. Most expensive Żywiec that I have ever drank in my life. :)
Matyjasz   
18 Nov 2006
UK, Ireland / Polish Beer In The UK [98]

In the province it would cost you about 3,5/4zł. One pound = about 5,6 zł.
However the price is bigger in the cities. On the Stary Rynek, the center of Poznań, you will pay 8zł, while in Gdańsk it can even cost you 22zł.

PS: Good Polish beer costs 2,5zł in a store.
Matyjasz   
16 Nov 2006
Work / I want to move to Poland (but of course we need to find a good job) [117]

I have a horrible feeling that you are dobre wujek, using the name of Matyjasz?..If you read my threads, I took back what I said about the third world country, I meant it in a different way, I can assure you in my 10 times in poland I have seen a wide variety of poland..

I will take it as a compliment, as I really admired his knowledge and writing skills. Also I know why you could think that I'm being him. I don't usually lose my temper, but you guys really drove me mad with your comments.

The practice of keeping a person in a private home prior to burial is still common!

You see... Even now you are not giving me any chance to get calm again.
I ask you, where! Maybe in Chujowa Górka they still keep their dead in their homes untill the burial, but certainly not here in Wielkopolska. :)

. :)
Matyjasz   
16 Nov 2006
Work / I want to move to Poland (but of course we need to find a good job) [117]

How did I know that you will get along perfectly with lef, the guy that thought that Poland is a third world country, that Poles still keep their dead in homes until burial, and that English speaker can earn for the individual lessons only up to 18 zł? :) Heh, how did I know that?? :)

Oh, and he knows what he is saying, because he has been here 10 times already. Probably only stayed in Chujowa Górka, but yeah, he can say that he was 10 times in Poland. :) LOL

PS: Why the nick change? I think that we all agreed that Dumbass really suits your personality. :)
Still, at least you have some sense of humor. Welcome back.:)
Matyjasz   
13 Nov 2006
Food / What's your favorite Polish beer? [870]

A local female told me that only girls drink Lech (anyone agree with that?), so I avoided it later in my trip.

I have changed my mind, this is what I find really offensive!! :) :)
Matyjasz   
7 Nov 2006
Life / Winter in Poland? [160]

Somewhere here on this board a Canadian girl wrote that polish winter is much more colder than the Canadian one. I was quite surprised hearing this. Now after your post I'm even more confused.
Matyjasz   
11 Oct 2006
Life / Poland Religion in daily life/ INTERVIEW for school paper [28]

sorry, but you're asking us to write the essay for you

Exactly!

.

Are you sure we are thinking about the same Poland? :)

11. They don't have bathrooms

Bathrooms? :) :)

12. They don't heat most churches nor do they have air conditionairs

It's true that I've never saw a church with air conditioning, but they do heat churches in winter. It's just not an easy task to properly heat few centuries old building.
Matyjasz   
6 Oct 2006
Language / Polish or any Slavic language key to any other Slavic languages? [126]

That's true. Slovakian language is very similar to polish.

When it comes to Czech tongue, for a Polish speaker, it has to be the most hilarious language in the world. It's probably due to it's silly accent and some of their names for animals, items, products, professions, etc...

For example, let's take the word "pigeon". In Polish it's "gołąb", while in Czech it's "dachowy obersraniec", what in polish means more or less something like "something that is taking a shit on the roof". :)

I never hear Ukrainian.

I've met few Ukrainians, very friendly people, but what was really striking for me, that they only spoke Russian. It's kind of sad.
Matyjasz   
3 Oct 2006
Love / Nice Polish women photos [329]

Fell in love so quickly? :(

You're a very amorous fella, aren't you? :)

And I thought I saw them all... :)
Matyjasz   
2 Oct 2006
Food / Kopytka, pyzy, kluski [60]

The dish that you are looking for is called "kluchy na łachu". It's a typical dish from Wielkopolska region, and by their inhabitants it is very often called just "pyzy", which in other parts of Poland can mean something totally different.
Matyjasz   
26 Sep 2006
Life / Thoughts on Music in Poland [132]

They are Gypsies from Russia, that are currently living in NY City. :)