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Hey, I speak English and can say F**K! Poles use the F-word to impress native speakers. [23]
Can anyone explain why some obviously educated people in Poland seem to feel it shows their coolness and linguistic ability by talking to a Native Speaker and using the F-word all the time?
Scenario: I was in a pub the other night, about the play with my band, when a middle aged man asked me "What part of England are you from?" When I told him, "Shropshire", I got a "Where the F***'s that?" When I enlightened him (West Midlands of England, along the Welsh border) I was told, "Yeah, that's why you have a Welsh accent, not a Scottish one!" I don't have a Scottish accent, it's true... but I certainly don't have a Welsh one either.
I asked my wife if she knew the guy and she said he was probably showing how much he (thought) he knew, because he was an English teacher at one time. I just hope the F-word wasn't part of his syllabus.
Last night I was in the same pub and my wife was playing Polish music. At one point we started singing some Irish songs and a bystander asked me to sing "Greensleeves" (he was stunned that I didn't know it... even more stunned to learn I didn't drink tea at 5pm). As he seemed an agreeable sort, I sat down and was asked, "So, who the fu*k are YOU?" which he apparently thought was a perfectly agreeable thing to ask someone he'd only just met. This was followed by, "What the f**k are you doing here?", "Why are you playing f**king folk music?" and a few other enquiries. The crazy thing was I don't think he was (intentionally) being abusive. I think it was only when i said, "Because I f***ing live here, my f***ing friends f***ing live here because they are f***ing Polish and all f***ing play f***ing folk music!" that he realised I might not be into his style of speech.
OK, I should have just pointed it out but I was fed up of it all by that time of night.